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    What is it about dolphins?

    Post  R-B on Tue Jun 04, 2013 6:52 am

    When I was growing up we used to surf a river bar nearly every day after school.

    Dolphins were often there and we actually surfed with them underneath us on the same waves.

    Pretty amazing.

    The other day I had a pretty awesome surf but the tide came up and I was about to paddle in when I saw 2 very large mammals jumping straight up, meters in the air.

    They came in and they were so big I thought for a moment they were killer whales.

    But they were grey and white dolphins, the biggest I have ever seen.

    Four of them came straight at me and one jumped up about three meters to my left, so close I could see it looking at me with a big eye.

    They always look so happy.

    Pretty exciting stuff.

    They came back for one more turn close to me but didn't jump the second time.

    Good to be rich in such life experiences.

    Sure beats any big bag of money.

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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:45 am

    I watched The Cove (about the japanese killing dolphins for meat) and I think there was a line in there that said the dolphins' smile is deceptive.

    they seem happy even when they're not.

    but dolphins are on my top list of favorite animals for sure, along with horses.

    they have been known to rescue people from drowning. fantastic creatures.

    I fucking LOVE dolphins.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:47 am

    surfing sounds amazing.

    good for you.

    i'm still afraid of water because i nearly drowned, but i'll have to get that cured some day.

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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:59 am

    I've worked the sea, and seen spectacular dolphin shows.

    I've also seen dead marine mammals that'd drown in the nets.

    They've tried to do stuff like add sonar pingers on the nets to warn them away.

    So what I'm saying is that it's not like the fisherman do it "on porpoise" lol!

    Well maybe the japs do.

    It's either nets or dragging up the ocean floor, leaving a swath of death in your wake below you, arguably a shittier alternative. I don't know how much safer seine fishing is I'll have to Yahoo that. (Google doesn't work)





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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Jun 04, 2013 2:03 pm

    they're very sensitive to sound, so they can easily be scared the shit out of by making a shit load of noise.


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    Post  R-B on Tue Jun 04, 2013 5:27 pm

    I actually tried to call them under the water for that reason, perhaps that is why they came around close to me for a second look.

    I burst into tears during the cove, fucking Japs, in front of my gf.

    I was a little drunk at the time though.

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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Jun 04, 2013 8:10 pm

    wow!
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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Jun 05, 2013 6:01 am

    I'm becoming convinced that Japs are inhuman. Don't watch this unless u have an extremely strong stomach.



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    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed Jun 05, 2013 2:12 pm

    Psioncy wrote:I'm becoming convinced that Japs are inhuman.

    here we go again.

    what about your relatives back home in shittsville? are they human?


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed Jun 05, 2013 2:21 pm

    i met a chinese girl.
    she likes dolphins. the cove shows the dark side of how SOME japanese people treat dolphins.
    therefore she hates ALL japanese people.

    if people use this logic, then they will need to hate ALL nationalities, including their own. because someone from every country has done something horrible at some point in time.

    i met an american guy here. he always always always needs to know the ethnic background of everyone he comes into contact with.

    how stupid can people be?

    i surrender. the human race is just stupid.

    everyone. everywhere.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed Jun 05, 2013 2:25 pm

    you need to watch that twilight zone episode where the guy is going on about the jews and then he's catapulted into nazi germany.

    good luck!


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed Jun 05, 2013 2:36 pm

    and watch gran torino.

    cause you're gonna have to cleanse your soul, you gook you.

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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Jun 05, 2013 3:33 pm

    People's ethnic background is a huge aspect of who they are, so of course if you are getting to know someone that is important information.

    You know a chinese girl who likes dolphins AND hates japanese, wow, where to find these people?

    I'm writing a new Twilight Zone about the white who goes on about whites all the time and find himself in the congo getting mass buttraped by bantu thugs, then served up like the frog in the above video to a bunch of cannibals. I know it sounds pretty bad, but he's pleased because at least there are no evil white people around him being racist.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed Jun 05, 2013 3:54 pm

    Psioncy wrote:People's ethnic background is a huge aspect of who they are, so of course if you are getting to know someone that is important information.

    You know a chinese girl who likes dolphins AND hates japanese, wow, where to find these people?

    I'm writing a new Twilight Zone about the white who goes on about whites all the time and find himself in the congo getting mass buttraped by bantu thugs, then served up like the frog in the above video to a bunch of cannibals. I know it sounds pretty bad, but he's pleased because at least there are no evil white people around him being racist.

    hey shit-for-brains,

    i don't want to have this conversation until the rest of eternity.

    so this is my last post on the topic.

    you never noticed that many people FUCKING HATE AMERICANS??

    you never noticed that?

    you never noticed?

    maybe no one has told you to your face, because people are cowards.

    but listen in to the grapevine and you'll find out soon enough.

    so WHY do so many people hate americans so much?

    the same stupid reasons you justify hating jews, hating blacks, hating everyone else.

    so you're going to have to be consistent if you want to maintain your logic.

    by your logic, japs are assholes.

    but the people who hate americans think you're an asshole.

    so therefore, i just proved that if japs are assholes, so are you.


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    Re: What is it about dolphins?

    Post  R-B on Wed Jun 05, 2013 4:25 pm

    Haha, a nice thread about surfing with dolphins turns into a flame war about racism.

    We need Silky back.

    Or dare I say it, Leochick.

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