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    The State of My Marriage

    Post  Psioncy on Thu Jun 06, 2013 4:04 pm

    Here it is, raw and mostly uncensored -I used auto-replace over name and places:

    Wife: thank you for the letter

    Psioncy: is that what prompted u to come online?

    Wife: i am using yahoo.com.cn....but YAHOO sold it, i will soon not able to use it.

    Wife: so partially its function doesn't work right.....

    Psioncy: well i've usually got yahoo open, as u know

    Psioncy: and the email always works

    Wife:   so partially its function doesn't work right now

    Psioncy: So who did they sell yahoo.com.cn to?  China?  LOL

    Psioncy: i don't know who else would want it

    Psioncy: maybe ur gov will add it to the likes of renren, weibo, etc

    Wife: i don't know. only know people with the email address will soon be closed

    Psioncy: hmmm...

    Psioncy: well i've got u on msn too, but never see u there either

    Psioncy: anyway, u always know how to get in touch with me.  So why u only appear once a year?

    Wife: how have you been doing?

    Psioncy: extremely bad

    Psioncy: u?

    Wife: same as usual

    Wife: still HATE me?

    Psioncy: where r u now?

    Wife: xx

    Psioncy: xxx xxxxxxxxx?

    Psioncy: could've guessed

    Wife: yeah, season here

    Wife: how's your work

    Psioncy: my work is good.  I’ve been teaching English 11 years now, I can do it in my sleep.

    Psioncy: it's everything else that's FUBAR

    Wife: that's good to know

    Wife: fubar?

    Psioncy: FUBAR = Fucked Up Beyond Recognition

    Psioncy: oh wait, that can't be right...

    Psioncy: "ALL RECOGNITION"

    Psioncy: there, that makes sense now

    Wife: i really hoped the best for you.

    Psioncy: whatever

    Psioncy: u caused this

    Psioncy: that's like someone driving a knife into you and then saying

    Psioncy: "wish u all the best"

    Psioncy: what a joke

    Psioncy: I wish the absolute worst for u, BTW

    Psioncy: u deserve it

    Wife: well...thanks

    Psioncy: i heard from ur cousin a while back

    Psioncy: oh what was her name...?

    Wife: she is not my cousin, a friend's daughter

    Psioncy: right ok, that's what i meant

    Wife:xxxxxxxxx

    Psioncy: cousin just seemed like an easier word

    Psioncy: right xxxxxxxx

    Psioncy: she told me all this stuff about how u were missing me all these years and wanted me back more than anything

    Psioncy: but i had to explain to her

    Psioncy: that that was just some bullshit you said to make urself feel better

    Psioncy: and was rather the opposite of the truth

    Psioncy: since i've offered to take u back many times.

    Psioncy: she had trouble grasping the scope of ur lies

    Wife: I never told her that

    Psioncy: well she heard it

    Psioncy: anyway, don't worry i set her straight

    Wife: thanks

    Psioncy: you don't love me now, and u never really did

    Psioncy: i was a stepping stone to a green card

    Wife: so right

    Psioncy: yes

    Psioncy: the truth is so much simpler, isn't it?

    Wife: so true

    Psioncy: glad u see that now

    Psioncy: i don't expect u to be ashamed of it though

    Psioncy: because i also know u have no shame

    Wife: thanks

    Psioncy: so what's left to do with you?

    Psioncy: tell me that

    Wife: whatever

    Psioncy: that's not much of an answer

    Psioncy: u r as sarcastic as a little girl

    Psioncy: yet... u r pushing forty

    Psioncy: Just in case ur not being sarcastic tho

    Psioncy: if you really do now believe that the TRUTH has meaning

    Psioncy: i'd appreciate hearing some of that from u

    Wife: I thought EVERRWORDS from me are lies... so make our life simple, just agree with whatever you said

    Wife: what would you like to do NEXT? sir

    Psioncy: what's there for ME to do?  u did everything already

    Psioncy: YOUR choice, not mine

    Wife: wanna to finalize your suffer? divorce me!

    Psioncy: oh, NOW u want a divorce, cuz u have citizenship.  I’m telling you it won't matter

    Psioncy: it's way beyond that at this point

    Wife: at least you don't have to deal with me any more...

    Wife: draft a paper, and I will sign it

    Psioncy: um... that's not how it works

    Psioncy: we were married in china, remember?

    Psioncy: u think i can just google translate a divorce paper and have u sign it and it will be official?

    Psioncy: r u daft?

    Wife: sure, whatever

    Wife: who cares? we don't need the goverment, you already way beyond that power

    Psioncy: well what if i don't want a divorce?

    Psioncy: maybe i'd like u to get on the next plane

    Psioncy: and come back here and be my wife

    Wife: cool...whatever

    Psioncy: like u agreed to originally

    Psioncy: when we GOT MARRIED

    Wife: you are no longer the man I married

    Wife: maybe .... neither am I

    Psioncy: no, that's right, i changed AFTER U LEFT ME

    Psioncy: ur logic is totally backwards

    Wife: why don't you want to divorce? that's sth for billions of years, I can't understand.

    Wife: I thought I were the touturer of your life

    Psioncy: you are

    Wife: the controler

    Psioncy: you betrayed ur marriage

    Wife: the demander

    Psioncy: that's what u did

    Psioncy: i'm not even getting into all that crap

    Psioncy: u've been living in the US long enough to realize

    Psioncy: how u behaved and treated me and the wrongness of your actions

    Psioncy: i compromised a lot in the spirit of making the marriage work

    Psioncy: all it did was make your head swell to the point that u didn’t think twice about discarding me THE MOMENT YOU GOT YOUR GREEN CARD

    Wife: hahaha......

    Psioncy: why do YOU want a divorce?

    Wife: then divorce me!

    Psioncy: is there a man in ur life?

    Psioncy: tell me about him

    Wife: yes

    Wife: i am going to find another man

    Psioncy: going to, you mean to say you don't have one yet?

    Psioncy: just tell the truth pls, stop giving me the virgin act like u did when I first met you.  It has no meaning now.

    Psioncy: ok i'll take that long one minute pause to mean you have

    Psioncy: I guess u have changed, or at least chilled out enough so that you don't try to treat him like a dog to indulge your control issues

    Wife: haha...

    Psioncy: what's his email?

    Psioncy: i want to talk to him

    Wife: i will try

    Psioncy: give him some pointers

    Wife: thanks, i will forward it

    Psioncy: well i need his email before i can do that

    Psioncy: maybe frank open communication between all parties will lead to the best outcome

    Psioncy: what do u think?

    Wife: fantastic

    Wife: idea

    Psioncy: ok, then give me his email

    Psioncy: unless u were being sarcastic...

    Wife: sldsldslfsl@lalala.colm

    Psioncy: what am i saying?

    Psioncy: OF COURSE U WERE BEING SARCASTIC

    Wife: blablabla@Psioncy.com

    Wife: yeah, for such a crazy woman like me, how dear a man wants me!!!

    Psioncy: yeah wants u

    Psioncy: wait til he HAS u

    Wife: haha...i like your joke

    Wife: but you had me....why no end

    Psioncy: well i didn't just have u

    Psioncy: we MARRIED each other

    Psioncy: and u betrayed that

    Wife: unless you enjoyed my tortour...

    Psioncy: it was not I who opted to end things

    Psioncy: it was  YOU

    Psioncy: but since we are married, THEY DON"T ACTUALLY END

    Wife: yeah,, IT'S ME

    Psioncy: as i also warned u

    Psioncy: I told u it would be like this

    Psioncy: i told u

    Psioncy: now here we are

    Psioncy: without end

    Wife: Hahah...it's so joyful

    Psioncy: cut the sarcasm Wife

    Psioncy: it gets us nowhere

    Wife: carsasum

    Wife: OK, then tell me where you want to get

    Wife: I told you I WANT DIVORCE

    Psioncy: well why should i give u what u want?

    Wife: If you don't care....i don't care either

    Psioncy: it's not like i owe u something

    Wife: then stop complaint

    Psioncy: if i owed someone, i'd remember

    Psioncy: who's complaining?

    Psioncy: i'm just accusing you of your crime

    Psioncy: not a violation worldly law, but that of heaven.  

    Psioncy: marriage is a pact, an agreement

    Psioncy: that each party relies on

    Wife: by saying like these...you opted it

    Psioncy: and u betrayed it

    Psioncy: u can't spin this in ur favor Wife

    Wife: Then that should be no such a word of Divorce in the world!

    Psioncy: the only way to do that is with tremendous lies

    Psioncy: if u dont' believe in divorce, why do u want one?

    Wife: I DON'T CARE THAT PIECE OF PAPER

    Psioncy: do you care about the marriage certificate then?

    Psioncy: or is that just paper too?

    Wife: i used to

    Psioncy: until u got another piece of paper, ur green card

    Wife: so ture

    Psioncy: it really is

    Psioncy: that's no coincidence

    Wife: you are my used-man, trash and garbage

    Psioncy: u want to paint it like a coincidence

    Psioncy: but it is absolutely no coincidence

    Psioncy: yes, i'm garbage u left behind

    Psioncy: i'm still RIGHT HERE

    Wife: you are so bright

    Psioncy: what i don't understand though is this

    Psioncy: u must know that u can't do stuff like that

    Psioncy: without it coming back to you

    Wife: how did you figure it out! You are so smart

    Psioncy: again

    Psioncy: PLEASE tone down the sarcasm

    Wife: can't help...sorry

    Wife: Psioncy

    Psioncy: you know me, i keep it right around between ten to twenty percent

    Psioncy: u reach upwards of 100

    Psioncy: i know u can't help it

    Psioncy: I still remember how u took to it like a fish to water

    Wife: haha...my dear husband

    Psioncy: alas... more sarcasm

    Psioncy: this is getting us nowhere as usual

    Wife: I like the part of you of sometime being very logical and kind...but I can't bear you being crazy

    Psioncy: don't start

    Psioncy: during our time together i felt i was very patient with you

    Psioncy: but u pushed beyond the limits

    Psioncy: NOW i'm crazy sure.  

    Psioncy:  Carts and horses, wifey, carts and horses.

    Wife: I miss that part of you

    Psioncy: let’s not talk about missing any part of each other

    Psioncy: it's 100 percent counterproductive at this point.  We are in the sentencing stage now

    Wife: haha........see i know....you will be back to the crazyness

    Psioncy: oh u don't know what i've been through

    Psioncy: it's darker than u imagine

    Wife: i will call it BLACK

    Psioncy: i'm humbled more than u realize

    Wife: since it's darker then darker...haha

    Wife: BLACK

    Psioncy: "darkness within darkness where there is no light" -Lao Zi

    Wife: Are you a black man now?

    Psioncy:  Yes, I’ve become a nigger.

    Wife: that's when the earth was once start

    Wife: from mist dark

    Wife: i still have some black hairs

    Psioncy: mine has lightened

    Psioncy: but no baldness fortunately

    Psioncy: i've got a full head of justin beaber hair still

    Psioncy: knock on wood

    Wife: glad my eyeballs are still black

    Psioncy: As befits a demon

    Wife: well, i may also have a black heart, right? Psioncy?according to your therom

    Psioncy: no

    Psioncy: according to your ACTIONS

    Psioncy: and ur CHOICES

    Psioncy: and this RESULT

    Wife: it doesn't bother me.

    Wife: don't worry

    Psioncy: it should

    Psioncy: that's the problem

    Wife: no, i am fine. don't worry, dear Psioncy

    Psioncy: that's where the "black" part comes in

    Psioncy: in that fact that u really don't care

    Wife: maybe...i am starting like it

    Psioncy: yeah, embrace evil

    Psioncy: it will do you a world of good

    Wife: i try

    Psioncy: i know

    Psioncy: believe me, I KNOW

    Psioncy: better than anyone

    Wife: i know too. you are so kind

    Psioncy: u actually take pride in that?

    Psioncy: wow

    Psioncy: i'm far more humble

    Wife: i try

    Wife: you are

    Psioncy: i actually make an effort NOT to be evil

    Psioncy: silly me  Razz

    Wife: i don't need the effort, very easy for me

    Psioncy: yeah, u r a natural

    Psioncy: slugger

    Wife: true

    Psioncy: OK dearly beloved, I’ve had just about enough for this year already

    Wife: so it's a fight between evil and angel, you are the angel, dear Psioncy

    Psioncy: i just don't think SarcasmFest 2013 is getting us anywhere

    Psioncy: so let's draw it to a close, shall we?

    Psioncy: I need to sleep

    Wife: do you mean I am already very productive? thanks

    Psioncy: not in the least

    Psioncy: unless u equate life-ruining destruction with productivity

    Wife: i thought you woke up

    Psioncy: no it's bed time for me

    Psioncy: i would stay on... but this is so so very fkn pointless

    Wife: wow...

    Wife: so ture

    Psioncy: yeah

    Psioncy: I'm gonna go now

    Wife: really?

    Wife: left me?

    Wife: alone?

    Psioncy: i'll be around online if u want to have a meaningful discussion sometime

    Psioncy: sans the sarcasm

    Wife: tell me what do you watn to discuss

    Psioncy: no, we're done for now

    Psioncy: bye bye

    Wife: i change the page

    Psioncy: no u won’t.  BYE


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    Re: The State of My Marriage

    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Jun 06, 2013 4:14 pm

    jesus christ.

    what is this? your whole fucking life story.

    cry me a fucking river man.

    you're worse than a woman.

    ok, i gotta get some grub. i'll read it at some point.

    but christ man. could you try to be more succinct?


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    Re: The State of My Marriage

    Post  R-B on Thu Jun 06, 2013 4:34 pm

    Think yourself lucky, that Waitaki (from TBJ) chick got 12 million Yuan from the Crazy English guy

    That was the article that old creepy was stalking me on.

    When I actually read it, it finally clicked who it was.
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    Re: The State of My Marriage

    Post  Psioncy on Thu Jun 06, 2013 5:20 pm

    No shit, really? Waitaitai is the Crazy English guy's wife?

    Well she deserves the money since they had kids together and he abused her like he did.

    My case is entirely different.


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    Re: The State of My Marriage

    Post  Psioncy on Thu Jun 06, 2013 5:23 pm

    The Great Splendini wrote:

    but christ man. could you try to be more succinct?


    It's a transcript you moron. If anyone on earth needs concision lessons it's the babbeling freakshow that is you.


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    Re: The State of My Marriage

    Post  R-B on Thu Jun 06, 2013 5:34 pm

    It made big news apparently.

    Quite a ground-breaking case for Chinese family law.

    She must have a good lawyer and perhaps guanxi (plus good security).

    Just go to Beijing Cream and search Crazy English for the article.

    It was Pi who outed her, by accident I think, from memory.


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    Re: The State of My Marriage

    Post  R-B on Thu Jun 06, 2013 5:36 pm

    The guanxi may well have been from TBJ seeing how they are all connected, plus GT and how MK immediately jumped on it when he had the mistaken orgasmic fantasy that I was Ant Farm.

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    Re: The State of My Marriage

    Post  R-B on Thu Jun 06, 2013 5:38 pm

    Maybe Pi is Ant Farm Question

    Someone used my name to post it.

    tongue
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    Re: The State of My Marriage

    Post  Psioncy on Thu Jun 06, 2013 5:43 pm

    I highly doubt it's Poo, not his MO. So who then? Narrowing down the number of people who impersonate you on internet shouldn't be difficult.


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    Re: The State of My Marriage

    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Jun 06, 2013 5:48 pm

    you guys are a bunch of fucking gooks.

    not to mentions spooks.

    i categorically deny all allegations.

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    Re: The State of My Marriage

    Post  Psioncy on Thu Jun 06, 2013 6:06 pm

    The Great Splendini wrote:you guys are a bunch of fucking gooks.

    not to mentions spooks.



    Poo, you are like seriously the most RACIST person I've ever dealt with.

    The more you try to portray yourself as the opposite, the more it just starts leaking out your pours.


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    Re: The State of My Marriage

    Post  R-B on Thu Jun 06, 2013 6:10 pm

    Yeah, I was joking.

    I would like to know who it was though.

    scratch

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    Re: The State of My Marriage

    Post  R-B on Fri Jun 07, 2013 2:13 pm

    I think it is DT.

    It's someone who knows and is pissed off with TBJ.

    Can he spell?

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