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    Fuwuyuan..... uhhhhrrrr duhrrrrrrrrrrrr


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    Fuwuyuan..... uhhhhrrrr duhrrrrrrrrrrrr

    Post  Psioncy on Sun Jun 09, 2013 5:22 am

    I went to a 24 hour Chinese joint, I forget the name but it's that red restaurant on the west corner of Gulou and Beilou.

    It's not that busy at 3 AM, maybe four tables, pretty quiet. I've got the waitress standing 10 feet from me and lookly almost directly towards me There's nothing else but me to look at in this direction so I figure this will be a snap.

    "Fuwuyuan" I say at moderate volume.

    Nothing. Just more blank staring.

    I raise my hand up and spoke a bit louder "Fuwuyuan."

    Again, nada. Just head tilted starry-eyed duhrrrrr.

    Four times turned out to be the charm. She snapped to with a mild jolt and attended to me.

    True masters of obliviousness these fuwuyuans. drunken

    "It's all part of the plan."
    "What is the plan?"
    "I kind of make the plan up as I go."
    "That's not really a plan then."
    "Okay, so it's not a plan. Look, I'm not good with plans."

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    Re: Fuwuyuan..... uhhhhrrrr duhrrrrrrrrrrrr

    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Jun 09, 2013 11:25 am

    fuyuans in china are zombies.

    like literally.

    we're in the midst of a real-life "return of the living dead" scenario.

    there will come a time when the zombies turn on all living creatures and start devouring our brains.

    and serving them up to the bot overlords. in white wine mushroom sauce.

    i'm not trying to be funny.

    it's not a joke.

    it's a fucking prophecy.


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    Re: Fuwuyuan..... uhhhhrrrr duhrrrrrrrrrrrr

    Post  R-B on Sun Jun 09, 2013 8:13 pm

    The most frustrating experience was in a Beijing Shabishabi, when I was ordering and the girl just couldn't get the word, tudou, potato.

    After saying it five times and wanting to give up (or kill her) a professional Chinese chick next to me shouted out the same word and pronunciation to her, as if she was a retard, and she quickly skipped away and got my order.

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