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    The Great Splendini

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    Fuck CHinese Food

    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon Jun 17, 2013 9:13 pm

    just went to a restaurant.

    one dish was completely and utterly inedible.

    it tasted like fucking lajiao. whose fucking taste buds have evolved to the point that something should be so fucking spicy that it drowns out the fucking flavor in anything else in the fucking dish?

    fucking tastebud-challenged.

    seriously, it's not cooking if you just add a heaping dogpile of lajiao to everything.

    adding spices is meant to enhance the flavor of food, not drown it out.

    and it's an art form which is lost on you people.

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    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon Jun 17, 2013 9:41 pm

    The La Jiao Conspiracy.

    Put a fucking shitload of la jiao on everything so no one actually needs to learn the art of cooking.

    And people will need to drink 6 liters of baijiu to wash everything down.

    And be too drunk to realize they're living in the Matrix.

    And spicy food will be such an important thing on people's minds that every conversation will begin with "do you like spicy food?"

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    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon Jun 17, 2013 10:52 pm

    seriously, what is it with the excessive la jiao?

    do people have a lack of spice in their lives that they need to compensate with their food?

    there seriously must be a psychology behind it. i just wish someone would tell me what it is.
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    Maybe because everything is becoming more expensive, only la jiao stays the same

    Post  silkywave3 on Mon Jun 17, 2013 11:18 pm

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    The Great Splendini

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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Jun 18, 2013 12:32 am

    And not only that.

    It was Sunday at lunch time.

    And there was a rowdy table of people toasting and getting shit-faced.

    Who the fuck gets drunk on a Sunday at noon?
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    Psioncy

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    Re: Fuck CHinese Food

    Post  Psioncy on Wed Jun 19, 2013 1:58 am

    The Great Splendini wrote:seriously, what is it with the excessive la jiao?

    do people have a lack of spice in their lives that they need to compensate with their food?

    there seriously must be a psychology behind it. i just wish someone would tell me what it is.

    I think maybe it's like curry, used in cooking to mask the bad flavors of semi-spoiled foods.

    I like the spicey stuff, eat it just about every day.  But there is a point where I get offended too, usually that malaguo or whatever that sichuan dish is called where they load up the pan with those red sichuan peppers and you pick out the tofu and lotus root or whatever else can be dug out of the mass of hell-peppers.  I feels like my gdm brain is fire, jesus.  It's akin to being teargassed, liquifying my nasal cavities to the point where I'm asking for more napkins every time I order more water, which is about every five minutes.  And the fkn water they bring me is piping hot.  Embarassed  It's like i'm being fkn tortured.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed Jun 19, 2013 1:37 pm

    oh, semi-spoiled foods. forgot about that.

    i had a potato dish. they put the la jiao on the side. brilliant!
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    Re: Fuck CHinese Food

    Post  Psioncy on Fri Jun 21, 2013 6:29 am

    Man, u better open your *mind* a little.

    You r so gay and queer.

    It's not even about being gay and queer, it's about doing what right for all ppl on earth.

    Even the inferior slanty-eyed races.

    But ok, we can both descend downward, I'm not prideful.

    Let's have that contest and see.

    FU!


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