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    Bad Stand Up Hour: What's the deal with Pi?

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    Psioncy

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    Bad Stand Up Hour: What's the deal with Pi?

    Post  Psioncy on Tue Jun 25, 2013 5:54 am

    Hi, I'm comedian Jerry Seinfeld.  No wait, make that Woody Allen.

    Either way, I'm a Jew.  (ruddump-bump-bump!)

    Have you ever wondered what supernatural force is preventing the massive population of China from physically imploding in on itself?

    It's the stinky-toufu garlic breath. (ruddump-bump-bump!)

    And what's the deal with Poo? 

    He's a douche. (ruddump-bump-CHING!)


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    Re: Bad Stand Up Hour: What's the deal with Pi?

    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:52 pm

    So Sciency is working as a bartender.

    A black, a jew, and an irishman sit down to order a drink.

    Sciency says "get the fuck outta here."

    (not that funny, i know. but that's all i got)
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    Re: Bad Stand Up Hour: What's the deal with Pi?

    Post  Psioncy on Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:51 am

    No... no not at all.  That was really truly bad, and therefore...

    Right on Topic (buddump dump dump)  

    Get it?

    Cuz the topic says "BAD Stand Up" -and yours was bad?

    Really, you don't get it at all????  

    Pfaw... my humor is just too complex for you apparently.  Rolling Eyes


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    "It's all part of the plan."
    "What is the plan?"
    "I kind of make the plan up as I go."
    "That's not really a plan then."
    "Okay, so it's not a plan. Look, I'm not good with plans."

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