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    Taco Bell wants to eat your babies

    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Jun 29, 2013 5:13 pm

    If you take the oval shape out of the bell, it's clearly an eye.

    Not a human eye. Some demonic creature.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Jun 29, 2013 5:14 pm

    anyway, what the hell does a bell have to do with tacos?

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    Post  Psioncy on Sun Jun 30, 2013 1:01 am

    The Great Splendini wrote:anyway, what the hell does a bell have to do with tacos?


    I've got a crazy conspiracy theory about that.  Please don't laugh and call me a kook, ok?

    I'm gonna have to lead you down a rather twisted rabbit hole to explain, but stick with me.

    Cuz once you see how I connect the dots I think you'll agree it makes a lot of sense.

    1.  The bell is a Mission Bell.

    2.  Like are commonly associated with old churches in Mexico.

    3.  The very same country mexican food originates from!

    Coincidence or no?  Suspect

    I can only surmise that the lizard Pope's invisible claws are all over this one..


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Jun 30, 2013 7:15 am

    No, you ARE a kook because:

    1 - You completely ignored the first point I made. And that is, that the oval shape is clearly a demonic eye. And that's what kooks do. They ignore things they can't understand or want to be in denial about and they sweep things under the carpet and pretend they're not there.

    2 - And the second reason you're a kook is because, although you're probably absolutely right about the explanation of the bell, you seem to be rather nonchalant about the connection between religion and food. And that's what kooks do. They can't really connect the dots. They think there's nothing odd about connecting religion with tacos.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Jun 30, 2013 9:42 am

    But then again, you've got 15 guests on your forum at 6 AM.

    So maybe you're not that crazy.

    Maybe you're crazy like a fox.

    But where was I?

    Oh, yeah. Fuck Taco Bell and assholes who eat at Taco Bell.

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    Post  Psioncy on Sun Jun 30, 2013 10:17 am

    Oh see, now look.  You went and called me a kook even after I done faceoutiously asked you not to.

    You asked to know the connection between "tacos and bells".  A quick google scan shows us that the original Taco Bell was started by a fellow named Bell.  Which would completely demystify things enough even for the most ardent of kooks out there, but not you.  You are a trooper.  Following the evidence wherever it leads and then down half-baked flights of imagination.

    Here're an older verion of the taco bell logos:



    Note that the demon-eye in the bell-end isn't as bright-eyed and bushy-tailed as it appears in 2013.  

    Or maybe it just takes a bell-end to see it at all.


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    Post  Psioncy on Sun Jun 30, 2013 10:19 am

    Weirdly enough I've only eaten at Taco Bell once in my life, and that was the last time I returned to the States.

    I ordered a couple beef tacos, and found them to be completely unexeptional.  But being a fast-food franchise owned by same corporate behemoth as KFC and Pizza Slut, I wasn't expecting much.  All their shit sucks.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Jun 30, 2013 1:54 pm

    The old logo looks like an actual bell that anyone would draw.

    The new logo, however, does not.

    And you can't deny that it looks like an evil eye.

    So fuck you.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Jun 30, 2013 1:59 pm

    Taco Bell admitted to using horsemeat in it's "beef" in the UK.

    Oops.

    It's very simple.

    Evil logo is a sure sign of an evil company.

    That's just one example. I'll find some more.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Jun 30, 2013 2:14 pm

    I was just at Carrefour. There's a cookie brand called Orion.

    Here, I'll let this mothafucka break it down for you.

    Pharoahe Monch, Haile Selassie karate wrote:“‘Licensed to kill’ italicized into my ID
    Iraqi Illuminati
    Haile Selassie karate, John “The Beast” Mugabi
    King Jaffe in the lobby with the fur made of a lion
    The eye of Horus, Mount Zion vibrant
    Prominent constellations of Orion
    The reason why my stars are in alignment”
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    Post  Psioncy on Sun Jun 30, 2013 2:39 pm

    The Great Splendini wrote:I was just at Carrefour. There's a cookie brand called Orion.


    Please... please stop.  pale   Those two r's in "carrefour" look like the double-down of the Grim Reapers Scythe coming right the fuck at me.  affraid 

    And those side by side o's in "cookie" are oggling me like creepy fucking zombie eyeballs. Shocked 

    I'm shitting my pants here dude... mercy.    Sad


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Jun 30, 2013 3:24 pm

    The Carrefour logo is also very strange. But not sure what it is.

    But it's an odd shape. And the fact that you don't know what it is should frighten you.

    Ok let's play a game!

    O-ri-On - cookie or constellation?




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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Jun 30, 2013 4:24 pm

    I'm not done with this topic.

    I'll be back.

    Eventually.

    Gotta run.

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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Jul 01, 2013 4:20 am

    Since we already had the eye, I decided to use high-tech technology (MS Paint) to digitally re-construct The Dreaded Demon of Taco Bell.

    Turns out the m'fkr's crosseyed and looks like a real doofus:


    Maybe Poo can challenge him to a game of AD&D in *nerd* club.  study


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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Jul 02, 2013 3:10 am

    Don't worry Poo, you might be able to take him.  But there's only one way to be sure...

    Dice don't fail me now...

    *Roll*

    20!  Fuck ya!  That's either 100% pass or its equivalant in fail, I can't exactly remember.  Junior high school was such a long time ago.

    Let's just assume I passed my demon-lore check then.  That means I'm allowed to open the Demon Compendium (TSR tm, Registered 1989 USD $45):

    Hmmmm... all that keeps turning up for mezo-america is this "Chupacabra" m'fkr.  He sounds like a serious baddass actaully!

    Oh, here's our guy. It's categorized under "fey", LOL Razz

    All I had to do is just cross reference it with the 5th Edition of the Advanced Aventurer's Supplement Guide (TSR tm, Registered 2004 USD $24.99) and BINGO!

    Hmm... quite rare...

    Not much is known of the Blue Taco Faerie.  

    This creature's blue skin tone indicates that it may be related to the Smurf.

    And possess all its smurfy wiles.  Plus, they've got like 3 hit-points.  I think you better flee dude.  Arrow


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Jul 03, 2013 3:28 am

    Ok Poo, this is *highly* unusual. We're in a position where I'm goading you rather than you goading me.

    Call Guiness.... the brewers not the book, I need some now!



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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Jul 03, 2013 3:34 am

    Shit I just realized....

    "Guiness" the irish dark-beer term is actually Chinenglish for (zhongwen = expensive turtle ghost) "gui" + (english = shabiyue) "ness".

    GHOSTNESS!

    I think the Big Blue Meanie from "Yellow-Bellied-Commarine" is fucking with *my* head too!

    Whatevever are we to do Poo????????   Help!   confused


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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Jul 06, 2013 3:56 am

    I only assume I somehow physically killed Pi with my last few comments.  Sad

    They were pretty sarcastic. Rolling Eyes 

    And sarcasm *is* the number 1 leading cause of death on the planet Earth.  study 


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Jul 16, 2013 2:54 pm

    you think you frighten me?

    you're no match for my mother.

    where were we?

    oh yeah, you're gonna get cute with me about taco bell?

    it's all fun and games until taco bell rings your bell.

    hell's bells.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:13 pm

    Taco HELL.

    And don't even get me started on KFC. He looks like a pedophile.

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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Jul 16, 2013 11:39 pm

    OK, let's ROLL THE DICE....

    Oh look, it's "0".

    U failed ur magic missile.

    And now ur four hitpoints are over.

    GAME OVER@!


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:27 pm

    maybe you and dufus would make good butt-fuck buddies?

    just a suggestion.

    and fuck SUBWAY.

    coz i know how much you like subway.

    fuck you and your subway pseudo mock meats, sciency.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed Jul 17, 2013 4:30 pm

    And fuck Wendy's too.

    They hide the subliminal message "MOM" in their new logo. Ha ha ha.

    How creepy is that?

    Who's your mommy? A 6000 calorie artery clogging bacon double-cheeseburger.

    That's who your mommy is.

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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Jul 23, 2013 5:20 am

    No, Subway is just a cheap option that beats the hell out of Pizza Slut, Krapfucky Chicken, and McDipshits.  I never said I was a huge fan, I'll take a real grinder over that crap anyday.

    Ohhhh man, Turkey, bacon, avocado...  mayo, roasted red peppers...

    Pizza Plus is a good place I discovered recently on Shizipojie between Dongzhimenwai and Gontibeiliu.  Didn't realize it was there.  They've got some good stuff, like olive and artichoke pizza.  Apparently the sauce and cheese are imported from Italy.  Cheap too.  

    Never had a good sub in beijing, not ever.

    Wendy's and the "Mom" thing, that looks totally intentional, but so what?  I could draw your face with a dick for a nose...

    But you'd probably just use it to fuck butts.


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