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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Aug 30, 2013 5:41 am

    My self-destruct auto-pilot seems to be accelerating as of late.  Even I'm shocked by what i've gotten up to, which in itself is shocking. Adhering to my "no doctrine" policy keeps me open and allows me to see through a lot of the crap most folks just mindlessly wallow in.  There are a myriad of benefits, but this is boiling down to a matter of survival.  

    So I'm gonna pick a crutch, I'm gonna go with an old fav, Buddhism.  The doctrine that goes down better than just about any other, the doctrine that admits it's a fucking doctrine.  It's a rational approach, and I appreciate that.  I spent years studying those sutras and a lot of the writings, and although I'm not big on meditation, it sure led my mind down some beautiful paths.  And who's to say that's not a meditation of sorts, when you're laying in bed or walking or otherwise lost in a daydream?

    I've already got all the crap, the candles and the incense and the burners, and use them daily.  I've been using a tibetan prayer bowl as an ashtray for about 7 years now -and would swear by their usefulness in that regard.  

    This is practical matter, the need to hold onto something at least long enough to regain my balance.  It's all transient anyway, right?  At least that's what I'm going with for now since I'm back to buddhism.  Ahhhhh.....  that *is* much easier.

    And poo, please don't mistake my newly refound religiousity as some indicator that I'm gonna let up on you and ur ladyboy/moose-dong sucking activities.  Buddha never specified if that whole "right speech" precept stuff applies to anonymous interent forums.  And that's all the loophole I need to call you a m'fkn turd, you m'fkn turd.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Sep 05, 2013 1:22 pm

    How fucking DARE you defile Tibetan prayer bowls, you sick fuck.

    What the fuck do YOU know about Buddhism?

    This is very likely your first incarnation as a human.

    In the last incarnation, you were no doubt an animal.

    Get back to me in a few thousand incarnations when you learn a couple of things about being human.

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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Sep 06, 2013 4:37 am

    Poo, thsi just proves how much youdon't know what Buddism means.

    Forget all that compassion stuff, reincarnation, blah blah blah.

    At its root Buddhism is only about ONE THING and ONE THING ONLY...

    Kicking ass!

    And yours is gonna be first. affraid 



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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Sep 06, 2013 10:55 pm

    Don't fuck with MY Buddha, mothafucka.

    He and I have a special kinship.

    We're both lucid and wise as hell.

    And we both have BIG. FAT. BELLYS.

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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Sep 07, 2013 4:51 am

    Yeah gluttony is definitely key principle of buddhism. Well, I'm sorta changing the principles around a bit cuz i feel like the dharma is a little outdated and ought to be brought up to speed with modern life.

    Psionic Buddhism.  This cult is gonna rock!

    No more of all that guilt trippy watching out for karma BS.  It's just a bummer.  Psionic Buddhism is about doing whatever the fuck you want without any regard to consequences.  It's about taking whatever you desire and kicking ass!

    And boning hot chicks.

    And no fucking meditating!  Sheesh, I tried that before.  You're supposed to "not think".  News flash:  it's boring as fuck to not think.  Psionic Buddhism allows you to think the shit out of your brain, all kinds of awesome lusts and desires swirling through your mind 24/7.  You don't have to get into any funky lotus position either, you can do it virtually anywhere, even while perched on a barstool puffing on cigar with a shot of whiskey in one hand and the other slapping a whores ass as she carves up a big bloody steak for you.


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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Sep 07, 2013 4:59 am

    I guess I should preach about buddha a little here, i mean for the sake of authenticity.

    So here's a little known tale of the Buddha:

    When he was a young man buddha lived in a dry sandy desert world.  And there were these gigantic fucking sandworms everywhere.  And he liked to get hopped up on this drug called "spice".  Then Sting suddenly showed up naked and buddha totally kicked his ass. To celebrate, he tore up the m'fkn desert riding one of those giant worms, high as a motherfucker.

    Ok, sermon's over.  Give me your all your money.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:54 am

    No, I'm a HUGE advocate of KARMA.

    Because my whole life up to now has been nothing more than being pelted incessantly with karma. Haven't been able to have any kind of semblance of a normal life whatsoever.

    I'll be doing some work to preach KARMA to the masses.

    Take it from Splendini, kids.

    Do NOT fuck with KARMA. Or Karma will fuck YOU.

    Like the robotic fuckmaster.

    Good and hard.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Sep 07, 2013 12:57 pm

    Buddhist monks spend years and years and years studying.

    I think it's a bunch of bullshit.

    There isn't that much to learn.

    'Stone' with Edward Norton and DeNiro is a good film. You can get more from watching that film than a thousand religious texts.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Sep 07, 2013 6:35 pm

    Psioncy wrote:Yeah gluttony is definitely key principle of buddhism.
    i'm not gluttonous. i just have to work exceptionally hard to keep the weight down. my body is like that.

    and anyway,i blame the matrix. restaurants are a fucking minefield. hard to find healthy affordable food. so you gotta cook yourself, which you're often too busy.

    and no goddamn parks and cycling paths and tree-lined streets. fucking hate gyms.

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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:38 am

    The Great Splendini wrote:No, I'm a HUGE advocate of KARMA.

    Because my whole life up to now has been nothing more than being pelted incessantly with karma. Haven't been able to have any kind of semblance of a normal life whatsoever.

    I'll be doing some work to preach KARMA to the masses.

    Take it from Splendini, kids.

    Do NOT fuck with KARMA. Or Karma will fuck YOU.

    Like the robotic fuckmaster.

    Good and hard.

    Ok Poo, that's fair enough.  But let me ask you this..

    Where is Karma's karma?

    Don't you think it deserves some?

    I mean, on the one side of this coin.  There's this belief that good and evil equal out and you are responsible.

    But in the actual world we live in, the exact opposite is true.  The users, the jugglers, the manipulators... they control EVERYTHING through their illogic and justification.

    ANd what if there is no afterlife?  All u will be is their bitch.


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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:43 am

    How shittty slimey is Karma?

    If not this world.. then the next?

    Suffer in this life... and then...

    IF

    There is another one.... blah blah blah.

    I say fuck these m'fkrs and their bullshit.

    Let's straighten this out now.

    While the TRUTH is on our side.


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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:45 am

    OK, other side of the coin.

    (My favored side!)

    Let's say all this bullshit is TRUE, to some extant....

    Why do all words favor heaven?

    Wouldn't us humans, with our knowledge erased... deemed to suffer....

    Wouldn't we have learned more than them?


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:31 pm

    When I was watching "Iceman: confessions of a serial killer", he said everyone he killed deserved to be killed.

    That's karma right there. The Universe sending a killer to mete out karmic justice.

    Who knows what happens to this guy, though. Maybe he's not even human. Maybe he's some kind of fucking half-breed sent down for the sole purpose of meting out karma.

    But if we try to untangle everything, it's impossible to understand.

    Best you can do is try to stop creating bad karma for yourself.

    The decision to do that probably entails good karma and maybe even erases some bad past karma.

    Maybe you're this close to getting killed but because you decided to help an old lady cross the street, you got off the hook.


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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:21 am

    Why do you keep talking about this movie?

    It's just a psychopathic piece of shit who had no qualms about killing others.

    You think heaven created that? Nah, I think it's certain pieces of shit enjoy it.

    ANd those that lose their lives... that was not planned, that was not karma.

    That's the shit of reality. And those psychopaths... we must punish them here, now, on the earth.

    Just in case there is no afterlife. You know, keep our bases covered.


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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:25 am

    This is what I hate. The most evil violent fuck, everyone adores. They write books and movies about.

    It's ur pussy fear though that ur admiration stems from.

    And maybe even something a bit more.

    Shameless.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon Sep 16, 2013 5:06 pm

    cause it's easy to make movies about violence.

    and let's face it. it IS intriguing.

    they ARE punishes in this world. well, sort of. the guy got away with killing for 30 years.

    but yeah, I DO think.

    ok, let's put it this way.

    I live to a peaceful old age and YOU get violently bludgeoned to death tomorrow.

    just random chance?

    God playing dice?

    here's the deal. either everything is a total random crapshoot with absolutely no rhyme or reason.

    OR....

    every single minute fucking head on your hair and everything that happens to you is calculated to scientific precision. ie karma.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon Sep 16, 2013 7:28 pm

    Psioncy wrote:This is what I hate.  The most evil violent fuck, everyone adores.  They write books and movies about.
    There's a movie about a humble shoemaker.

    But you've never heard about it and won't find it too easily.

    Cause the matrix doesn't like those kinds of films and doesn't really want you watch them.

    But look for it.

    Hint: It's not by Tarantino


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon Sep 16, 2013 7:37 pm

    Psioncy wrote:Why do you keep talking about this movie?

    It's just a psychopathic piece of shit who had no qualms about killing others.

    You think heaven created that?  Nah, I think it's certain pieces of shit enjoy it.

    ANd those that lose their lives... that was not planned, that was not karma.

    That's the shit of reality.  And those psychopaths... we must punish them here, now, on the earth.

    Just in case there is no afterlife.  You know, keep our bases covered.
    Come on. You're not talking to your grandmother here.

    Let's cut the simplistic bullshit, shall we?

    Like every single one of your posts isn't seething with hostility/anger/animosity, right?

    If posts could kill.

    This guy had balls to do what millions of people wish they could do, but are afraid.

    And so God, being the genius that SHE is, created quite a few other ways for people to act out their hostility.

    The opposite, weaker, sex. Look up the numbers of men that still smack my bitch up out there. It's staggering. And frightening.

    Or, here's an oldie but a goodie. Create children! Small, weak, and vulnerable.

    And a classic that never gets tired.... drum roll please.... WAR.

    What is it good for? Lots of things.

    God's like, ok, you got hostility mothafucka and you don't know what to do with it?

    And you're like, yeah dude.

    And God's like, ok, we're gonna create fake enemies and put morons like Wolf Blitzer on CNN telling you about them.

    And you're like, cool dude. Where do I sign up?

    And God's like, gotcha. See you in hell, mothafucka.

    That's the part Wolf Blitzer doesn't tell you about.

    Seriously though, you still haven't figured out that war is basically murder sanctioned by the Matrix and that millions of people go along with it because they've got a shitload of hostility they don't know what to do with?

    Let's not pretend this guy is any different from the average asshole out there. He's just a little bit crazier in acting out killing in a society where it's clearly not permissible.

    But God has a few other traps set for people who think it's ok to carry their hostility around with them.




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    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:18 pm

    we're heading towards WW3.

    and that's because there's a little bit of The Iceman in everyone.

    smile -Smile

    coz your demise has been biblically prophesied from day 1.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:16 pm

    and how could i forget religions?

    another scam created by God to trap people into channeling their hostilities.

    smile -Smile
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    Post  Psioncy on Wed May 28, 2014 6:11 pm

    Religion.

    Yeah, it's pretty stupid.

    Today I watched these monks chant from prayer books.

    Eventually they all put on their dusty hats at the same time. Ironically their hats looked like dust-mops.

    That is their life, following silliness. And no getting poon?

    For what? For nothing!

    Ritual is stupid.

    Think. THINK! THINK M'FKRS THINK!@!!!


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed May 28, 2014 6:14 pm

    Well, ok, maybe it's me at fault.

    When I close my eyes and listen to the chanting, I start hearing things.

    But I also hear choral music emanating from my refrigerator and A/C running.

    And it's better than what these stupid monks come up with!!!!


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed May 28, 2014 6:20 pm

    Rule number one:  Do not sing for me  unless you can come up with something better than the detoxing auditory hallucinations I've already experienced.

    Otherwise you are a worthless shit of a religion.

    I hope Sting kicks Buddha's ass~~~!!!!!!!!


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed May 28, 2014 6:31 pm

    The Buddha...

    HE was once a deer.

    But HE WAS ALSO ONCE HARRISON FORD!

    And he lived in a world of replicants.

    A cop. Who ate noodles!

    Cuz these chinks are EVERYWHERE in the future.

    What did you expect, they have high IQs.

    Now these "replicants" come on the scene, and Buddha starts banging one, even though he's a cop charged with exterminating them.

    We never find out the result....



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