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    Psioncy

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    Too many turds in the shitbowl

    Post  Psioncy on Sat Sep 14, 2013 6:35 am

    That's not even a direct reference to Poo specifically.

    Like Poo....BUT

    Not him *specifically*

    But yeah... basically him.


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    Re: Too many turds in the shitbowl

    Post  Psioncy on Mon Sep 16, 2013 7:53 am

    Just to be clear, this entire discussion about TURDS is *completely* about Poo.

    I'm sorry if I led anyone to believe otherwise at the beginning, I was being less than honest.

    Poo = TURD.  

    Well, now that I say it aloud I mean...  that's kinda self-evident, isn't it?


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    Re: Too many turds in the shitbowl

    Post  Psioncy on Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:32 am

    First there was a turd, and God said... "Ewww this is a turd, why did I even create this?"

    And then he cast it into hell to be a char-broiled turd for all eturdity.

    And then he sayeth "FUCK YOU!"

    Amen.


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    Re: Too many turds in the shitbowl

    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon Sep 16, 2013 5:09 pm

    Your reference to turds is getting tired.

    You need a new schtick.

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    Re: Too many turds in the shitbowl

    Post  Psioncy on Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:23 am

    Haven't you heard?

    Turd is the word.  

    Turd turd turd, turd is the word.

    So why don't you eat one -or five?  No, make that six.

    Because I don't fucking appreciate being criticized by anyone about anything for any reason.  

    I'll say when this is over.  What would you prefer, more pigfucking threads Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes   Jesus!

    Ok, in the spirit of compromise maybe we could talk about fucking pigs with turds, or pigturds somehow being used in fucking.  Or someone fucking or being fucked by a pig in such a way that turds are involved.

    Would that live up to your high and mighty fkn standards, Princess Pigturdfucker?


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    Re: Too many turds in the shitbowl

    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:30 pm

    Hey kids, let's have sympathy for the pigfucker.

    After all, they have not found a cure yet for pigfuckerfaceitis.

    The Chinese claim they have one, but you know how they like to fudge the numbers.


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    Re: Too many turds in the shitbowl

    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:17 pm

    Psioncy wrote:
    Would that live up to your high and mighty fkn standards, Princess Pigturdfucker?
    you're so fucking full of it, man.

    i bring up nothing less than THE MEANING OF IT ALL in my posts.

    fucking deep and profound shit you can't get with the other major religions.

    and what do you do?

    revert to talking about turds.

    so naturally, i have to dumb myself down and talk at your level.

    but whenever you're ready for the big leagues, just let me know.


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    Re: Too many turds in the shitbowl

    Post  Psioncy on Wed Sep 18, 2013 4:26 pm

    O' wise Sage, I beseech thee, *do* tell us of this "Matrix".  Shocked 

    Again  Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes 

    How I so wish I could see the 27th dimension like you do and have all the answers.  cyclops 

    But you know me, I'm more a "Sciency" kind of person.  study 

    And you more a "Poo".  pale 

    Who prattles out bullcrap at the rate of approximately 2000 turds per second.  monkey monkey  monkey  monkey  monkey  monkey  monkey  monkey  monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey


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    Re: Too many turds in the shitbowl

    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed Sep 18, 2013 9:23 pm

    I'm done casting pearls to swine-fuckers.


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