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    Re: The Lone Ranger

    Post  Psioncy on Sun Dec 29, 2013 1:00 am

    Canada has population of less that 30 million.

    And HALF OF THEM ARE CHINESE!

    Trust me northern neighbor. Just nuke these people.

    Nuke them all!


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    Post  Psioncy on Sun Dec 29, 2013 1:01 am

    Your ally, the USA. We have nukes.

    Let us help you!!!!


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    Post  Psioncy on Sun Dec 29, 2013 1:02 am

    But just not silkyway or niceone. I like those girls.

    Pi you can nuke the shit out of!!!!


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    Post  Psioncy on Sun Dec 29, 2013 1:13 am

    Ba-boom!

    Did you feel that, Pi?

    Silky and Niceone are both my GFs now.

    Sexually pleasuring me.

    Have a nice day.

    Being dead!


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    Post  Psioncy on Sun Dec 29, 2013 1:15 am

    OK girls. If either of you girls want to do sex with me.

    You know my email/number/etc.

    Ok? Just say "I want to do sex with you"

    And I will agree!!!


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    Post  Psioncy on Sun Dec 29, 2013 1:19 am

    *Any girl*


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    Post  Psioncy on Sun Dec 29, 2013 1:20 am

    must be female with a vagina is my only qualification


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    Post  Psioncy on Sun Dec 29, 2013 1:22 am

    or male with a fake vagina, i don't even care at this point.

    Ur vagina must be FREE and look REAL!!!!


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Dec 29, 2013 8:55 am

    go to Thailand if you want pussy.

    girls literally throw themselves at you there.

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    Post  Psioncy on Sun Dec 29, 2013 10:45 am

    Hey, like 50% of thai girls have real vaginas. I read that somewhwere!

    So yeah, ok, I'll go there. And take my chances.

    I just hope I don't like, you know, meet YOU!


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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Dec 30, 2013 3:38 am

    I'm watching the newest hobbit movie. I don't know. It's certainly well made and mostly look incredible, but the damned CGI ruins everything for me. Just like the Lord of the Rings series. I'm watching and getting into it, great sets, acting, writing, etc. Then some fucking CGI creature shows up, looking like it came straight of a portal from cartoon world. And those CGI creatures always move way to fast and look way too shiny. I mean 20 years ago I gave CGI a pass cuz I figured it had a ways to go yet, but this is m'frkn 2014 and it *still* looks foolish.

    And the LOR fantasy universe kinda seems childish to me now. Bilbo Baggins?.... more like DILDO FAGGINS!  Rolling Eyes  I mean you can make this stuff up in your head if you're in a pinch. Oh look, there's a castle.... elf.... swordfight.... MAGIC... dragon. YAWN! They should do something cool like you know... something.

    This reviewer gives The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug one thumb down and two up its own ass. ( Which means it's worth watching.)


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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Dec 30, 2013 4:20 am

    Man, if I was that dragon, Smaug.  I'd just keep sleeping in that mountain of bling, and fry anyone who came in.  No m'fkn dwarves are gonna sucker me into going outside.

    I'd order in bitches, bang them, and then probably fry them.  I can always get more.

    Why don't stories ever end like that, you know, where teh huge red dragon wins and is super rich forever, and anyone who doesnt' like it is FKN TOAST!

    Cuz that's a *happy* ending.   cheers 

    That's one thing I actually like about chineses, they revere the dragon.  Westerners always go dissin' on him.  And that is really a humungous fucking mistake, IMHO.   affraid affraid affraid


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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Dec 30, 2013 4:37 am

    The movie gets way too hokey, that's why the two thumbs went up its own ass.  They overdramatize everything, that's really their biggest fuck up is the overacting and the cheesey music.  I don't appreciate moviemakers trying to play with my heartstrings, it's totally transparent and manipulative and it pisses me off.  I'm routing for the DRAGON, ok?  Do you hollywood jewbags get that AT ALL?  Speaking of jews, I think the dwarves might be jewish cuz their snoz's are HUGE and they love treasure.  Also I noticed they threw in a couple black people, just as extras in the village, and only in one scene.  There were some complaints of the Lord of the Rings not being "diverse" enough.   Rolling Eyes  But I mean, come on, this based on european folklore.  You dont' see me demanding white headhunting politically correct witch-doctors in african voodoo movies.  In fact, I would recommend Pi for that role.  Cuz he's a hippie jew dwarf voodoo gay something commie.... something....  Frankly, I don't see the need to finish that sentence, since the jist of it has already been quite well enough conveyed.


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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Dec 30, 2013 6:24 am

    I'm the DRAGON, ok? I mean just hypothetically we're still on that kick, or I mean *I* am.

    Ok, so shut up. I said I'd order up some bitches. I think it's gonna be ELF bitches, yo~!

    My ex was an elf, her ears were pointy and she was white as fuck and her name was "Shoshana".... which I shit you not is directly from LOR.

    Well, she was californian, and a wiccan, and I hate that cunt. But that's not the point.

    THe point is that I"m gonna fuck some elf bitches, and if they PLEASE ME FULLY, MAYBE THEY WON"T GET FRIED BY MY FIREY BREATH.

    Why did God create you as a Dragon with Firebreath is you aren't to use it? Of course you should fkn use it!

    BUt not if you're in love. Don't roast the one you love in eternal dragon fire. That's my point here.



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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Dec 30, 2013 6:33 am

    Ok,let's say I'm *not* the dragon.  Let's say I'm one of those elf bitches.

    Let's even say I'm DILDO FAGGINS!

    I'll just be like cool, I'll be like "Hey Dragon, wow!  I can't believe I'm finally meeting you!  That's so cool, dragons are cool...."

    Then stop the ass-kissing cuz dragons can detect that.  Evil or Very Mad


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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Dec 31, 2013 12:38 am

    Man, I'm sorry to stay on this kick for so long but I can't stop thinking about it.

    If I were that dragon, I'd be totally psyched!  I would fry that entire m'fkn village.... like TWICE!

    Then some other villages.  Hell, I'd turn the whole of middle earth into an inferno of fiery death, til the very soil was scorched beyond recognition.

    Til not one bird chirped, nor human being, dwarf, hobbit... nada.  Cuz they're all fucking dead.  Every last m'fkn one of them.

    Except for some elf-bitches I'd keep alive, cuz I gotta have me some of that.  Then I'd just bang the elf broads on top of my treasure mountain, in it, on it, whatever.

    And order up pizza.  Shit, this is gonna be fkn GREAT!


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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Dec 31, 2013 2:07 am

    Man, I will FRY ME SOME FKN DWARVES.

    That's why Dildo is so stupid.  The dragon said "dwarf" and Dildo pluralized it "What are dwarves?"

    Stop LYING TO THE DRAGON bitch. What? You think dragons ain't go no IQ?  BURN!

    BURN!!!!

    Burn. Bitch. Burn!

    Burn in hell M'FKRS!


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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Dec 31, 2013 2:16 am

    I empathize with the dragon, obviously.  I have a high EQ... and IQ.  I can can tell you how the whole universe works, but you dumb fucks wouldn't understand what I'm saying.

    I'm basically pretty awesome.

    Kiss my ass!   lol!


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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Dec 31, 2013 2:21 am

    Whoa!  Puking is not fun.  I feel more like an acid dragon, which is green, than a red dragon, which is the one that breathes fire.

    Firebreathing is preferable, of course.  Puking from alcoholism isn't nearly as cool.  But I won't quit!

    Cuz I am your MASTER, and you are my slaves.  And Poo sucks turds FOR A LIVING!

    And black is white and the Sun is cold.  I can basically just make shit up and you m'fkrs had BETTER BELIEVE IT!

    Wait... i have to puke again...


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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Dec 31, 2013 2:24 am

    Haha, I'm *back*.  And I didn't puke.

    Cuz there was no more puke left to be chucked up.

    It's all FIRE NOW BITCH!


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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Dec 31, 2013 2:30 am

    I guess Poo went to bed already. WTF are you like a grandmother or soemthing?

    Bake me some Pie bitch!

    And take off your damned granny-panties!!!

    Show us that vagina you bought in thailand.  lol! 


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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Dec 31, 2013 2:31 am

    This is why I'm not going to Thailand. You go there for the pussy, but then you also come back with one!


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Dec 31, 2013 9:58 am

    I get up at fucking 6 am every morning.

    it's totally fucking me up man.

    it's fucking up my sleep patterns.

    and it's hurting my brain.

    it's killing any creativing impulse i may or may not have had.

    and it's making me have wild outbursts.

    fuck JOBS, man.

    i'm gonna rob a fucking bank so i can stay up till 3 am and do something creative.

    and sleep in.

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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Jan 10, 2014 12:46 am

    I'm watching this movie "Gravity" right now, and holy fuck you could debunk it with a third grade science textbook.  I mean, I get that the general public doesn't follow this stuff as closely as I do, but I refuse to believe they could be so dumb as swallow this for even a second.  It's the kind of stuff you expect out of *cartoons* about space, but here they are trying to do drama.  It's a shame too, cuz the special effects are magnificent.

    Spoiler alert:  

    It's called SPACE for a reason, morons!

    Ok, I'm just part way in (and not sure I can stomach going much further...)  Anyway, they are out in orbit on the Space Shuttle (in fact defunct now) doing a repair on the Hubble Space Telescope, when a cloud of debris from a recent "chain reaction" of exploding sattelites hits them.  Now first of all there is a lot of debris in near earth space already, but let's also remember that space is BIG.  The odds that they'd be in the direct path of a sudden burst of debris are astronomically low.  Though probably not as low as a bunch of satellites impacting each other one after another in a "chain reaction" like a bunch of fkn dominoes, but you know.  It gets far far more fetched.

    The hammy assed Clooney and the dumb bitch Bullcock or whatever her name is, are suited up on a space walk when the debris cloud hits and get separated from the shuttle.  They have to work their way back to Space Shuttle using only jetpack thrusters.  Ok... ok.... it's a fucking stretch and a half, but *maybe*.  But when they return the to shuttle, they find it's been ravaged beyond hope and cannot sustain them.  Solution?

    Clooney points out into the yonder and says "See, look over there!  That's the international space station.  We'll just treck on over there"  using, again, their spacesuit thrusters!  You know, cuz Hubble and the ISS are both in space, and therefore basically within walking distance of one another.   Rolling Eyes 

    It's so abjectly retarded I almost can't bear it.  I mean if your closets were half as cluttered as their idea of "space" is, you'd be long overdo for a yard sale.   lol! 

    OMFG, they're jaunting over there now.  I had  to pause the movie to express my complete disgust somewhere.  Clooney is cracking jokes and sharing folksy anecdotes along the whole way too, like the smug overacting hollywood douche that he is.  I don't know if I can take much more.  Ok, I'm venturing back into the... ahem... *deep*, with me luck!


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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Jan 10, 2014 1:41 am

    OMG OMG OMG OMG.... where is the PUKE emoticon on this thing!  This is no-joking the most nauseating shit I have ever seen on film.

    Spoiler alert:  The escape module on the ISS was also damaged.  I guess cuz, you know, it was in such close proximity to Hubble.  Rolling Eyes   That "chain reaction of exploding satellites" really covered some ground and did a number on SPACE, you know, in general.  But fear not, cuz they've spotted the chinese space station just over yonder a bit ways, and is just gonna hump it on over thar.   I tell you, it's basically a ghetto up there.  I'm surprised they don't have hip-hop songs about growing up in that tiny 'hood in SPACE where virtually ALL the satellites, space stations, and space telescopes reside.  You know, like all on food stamps and slinging rock, yo!  afro


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