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    The Great Splendini

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    Fuck Snickers

    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Dec 14, 2013 1:15 pm

    If you want proof that humanity is a failed species, look no further than Snickers chocolate bars.

    Why is this half-ass chocolate bar with a batshit stupid name the only chocolate bar available in every corner store in this country?

    Snickers. Great name for a chocolate bar.

    Sciency snickers as he eats his snickers and rolls up his nickers.

    The Great Splendini

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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Dec 14, 2013 1:58 pm

    Why don't we have people making hand-made fucking chocolate at every street corner instead of this Matrix-y crappy chocolate with trans fats, chemicals that rot your fucking brain, and ominous-sounding names?

    Fuck snickers up the ass.

    Sorry, I'm in a bad mood today.

    That's how I roll, mothafuckas.

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    Psioncy

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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:33 am

    Chocolate, caramel, nugget...

    How could you be so un-american?

    You and me have got a problem, RIGHT NOW!


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed Dec 18, 2013 10:08 am

    there are many other and many better chocolate bar options out there is what i'm saying.

    why snickers everywhere? why?

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    Psioncy

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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Dec 19, 2013 2:37 am

    Snicker also means a subtle stuttery evil laugh.  Those candy bars are *snickering* at you.

    Actually I wouldn't know cuz I fkn hate candy.

    I can't even remember the last time I ate candy.  I despise it so much I retch at the very concept of it.

    A few years ago this kid i was teaching gave me one of those McDonald's ice-cream cups with strawberry jam on top.  It was so sickeningly sweet, I wanted to fkn puke.  Seriously, WTF is wrong with children?  Well I like alcohol, so I shouldn't say shit.  I mean the breakdown is like this:

    1.  Sugar
    2.  Alcohol
    3.  Vinegar

    Number three is the only one that is actually good for you.  Alcohol at least has the benefit of inebriation.  But SUGAR?  That's fkn kids stuff man.  Children are gdm retards.  It burns fkn holes in your teeth for chrissake!  

    And speaking of caveats:  Blueberry Pie and Haggaan Daz vanilla I can totally do.  Oh man, I could really go for that right about now.....


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Dec 22, 2013 12:47 pm

    Sciency,

    please stop talking out of the reptilian part of your brain.

    and out of your ass.

    thank you.


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