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    Hey guess what? Maybe I have a girlfriend...

    Post  Psioncy on Wed Jan 01, 2014 2:27 pm

    The situation is really complicated, and she's not a new girl actually, she is one I got involved with some years ago. I dont' feel like explaining all the details.

    But the good thing is that I love talking to her and I think she's in love with me. She even wants to get married. And I'm perfectly willing to join the bigamist club, so it's all good.

    In fact I really care for her and we are good partners, so i think i'm gonna do it. Visas and other issues are like major problems, but i'm gonna get it sorted. Hopefully.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed Jan 01, 2014 2:29 pm

    I don't believe anything that comes out of you trap.

    And even if it's true, I can see a thread in a couple of months of how you fucked it up.

    But good luck anyway.


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Jan 01, 2014 2:53 pm

    Hey I don't give a fucking shit what you think!

    This woman really likes me.  I have no idea why.  Well, we get on well and she speakees the english, and she's really quite beautiful.

    The only downside is that she is from fkn FIRE ISLAND, which I think I made pretty clear that I *hate*, but I guess I can forgive that part.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed Jan 01, 2014 2:57 pm

    yeah, so get married already.

    so i don't have to keep listening to you whining about sex.

    or soon i will start calling you...... A.D.I.D.A.S (All Day I Dream About Sex)

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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Jan 01, 2014 2:59 pm

    I will, I will marry the shit out of her. I already agreed to it.

    So fuck you!


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Jan 01, 2014 3:05 pm

    Of course that will make me a bigamist, but you know, come on.

    I really don't give a shit at this point.  Razz 


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Jan 01, 2014 3:08 pm

    The only problem is that she intentionally tries to make me jealous.  It's somewhat manipulative.  Well, no, it's *entirely* manipulative.

    But she's asian, so you know they are always gonna be a little sneaky.  

    I even told her, you are a sneaky asian and cut the crap Exclamation   And amazingly, she didn't dump me on the spot.

    Which is good, cuz we all know i like me some racism!


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    Re: Hey guess what? Maybe I have a girlfriend...

    Post  Leochick on Wed Jan 01, 2014 5:17 pm

    Psioncy wrote:I will, I will marry the shit out of her.   I already agreed to it.

    So fuck you!
    hahaha congratulation my friend u found ur happiness in life PUSH it hmmmp..... lol! 

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    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed Jan 01, 2014 7:35 pm

    hahaha.

    how many people think a crazed ex-gf of sciency will show up to his workplace in 2014 and stab him in the eye?

    place your bets now!

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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Jan 02, 2014 12:57 am

    The Great Splendini wrote:hahaha.

    how many people think a crazed ex-gf of sciency will show up to his workplace in 2014 and stab him in the eye?

    place your bets now!


    You know what? That would be *fine*. I'll take whatever action I can get.

    Up to and including being stabbed in the eye.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Jan 02, 2014 1:13 am

    watch your sweet ex-gf turn into a murderous lecherous fiend.

    now that you've announced that you'll be replacing her with new pussy.

    never fails.

    all i can say is .... i'm taking over your forum and we'll commemorate your demise once a year.

    should have kept it to yourself.

    oh well.

    you live.

    you learn.

    you get stabbed in the eye.

    you get re-born.

    you make the same mistakes all over again.

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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Jan 02, 2014 1:19 am

    Um, leochick had about 5000 opportunities to get back together with me.  So don't even go there, she made her choice to be with another guy and now that's what she's got.  I hope it all works out and they have a great marriage, blah blah blah.  Stab someone in the eye, etc...

    Don't lecture me about karma cuz it's like I always say: Karma is a bitch, and that bitch is *mine*.   Twisted Evil So I will be the one giving you the haughty lectures, not the opposite vicey versey way you seem to want to do this, TYVM.   cheers


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Jan 02, 2014 1:34 am

    Hey guess what i just did?

    I rejected a girl for sex. Gave that bitch her walking papers, I did.

    So stop saying I don't have morals, cuz i totally told her "no i have a GF".

    And she was like "Just don't tell her" and "you can do whatever you want to me." and I was like "REALLY?" Shocked  but then i was like "No."  Sad 

    So fuck you Pi, and your fucking horse and the pipe that you smoke it in.  Basketball 


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Jan 02, 2014 1:45 am

    This is a different discussion, you sweaty-toothed madman.

    All I'm saying is that you announced a new girlfriend and your old gf reads the forum.

    And girls are murderous.

    Is all I'm saying.

    And I gotta get up at 6 am.

    So FUCK you.

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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Jan 02, 2014 1:46 am

    I'm pretty proud of myself. I've never done that before.

    Well i have for my ex. When i'm in love I will turn down girls. Even my ex's stupid friends were trying to seduce me, I rejected her. That's just so sleazy, that's like her best friend and they're both living with me, and as soon as my GF is gone she walks around naked in front of me and tries to tempt me. I told my GF about it but she was not jealous ever. She was always just like "Why didn't you go for it?" And I'd say "Because I love you." But you know, she is also extremely evil so it makes sense.  Twisted Evil 


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Jan 02, 2014 1:50 am

    You get up at 6 am on New Years?

    Wait, that was a couple days ago wasn't it? Damn I'm really fried. I'm like seeing the other side in hell flashes and stuff.

    Ok well get to bed granny!  Sleep 



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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Jan 05, 2014 8:10 pm

    Hey everyone! Meet sciency's new girlfriend...

    Male Masturbator Silicon Pussy Masturbatory Cup

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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:36 am

    Yeah, I don't think it's gonna work with that girl. Major obstacles to overcome, like her visa.  And even though I do believe she loves me on some level, her life situation is desperate now and I get the sense that once I get her set up into something better, my importance will get downgraded significantly.  There's some real love there, and we get on great, but we have some another compatability issues that I've sadly determined are just unresolvable.  I can just see what's coming down the pike...  So I guess it's back to the old drawing board for ol' Psioncy.   Sad


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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Jan 21, 2014 4:45 am

    Yeah, I don't know.  The other night when I was blind drunk I changed my FB relationship status to "in a relationship" for her.  But then she didn't change her relationship status, so I unchanged mine back to "it's complicated".

    Now my family is asking questions, but I don't care, cuz they are a bunch of fucking parasites. Whom I condemn to live in darkness.


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Feb 13, 2014 1:57 pm

    I just don't know, it's difficult.  I haven't even seen this woman for years.  We talk online though, and I definitely have feelings for her.  I just cna't up and move to Fire Island cuz of money.  There's no money to be made there, and she can't get a visa there.  So what does that leave me with?  More fucking NOTHING, that's what.

    All it is another reason to drink myself to death in the meanwhile. In the relentless empty NOW.


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:19 pm

    I just don't know. I do like her. We get on great. But she can't get a visa here and I'm not about to relocate to Fire Island. My last attempt sucked up all my money and I barely got back to China with a roof over my head. I'm flying without a net here. but in her mind I can do magic, like just up and quit my job and move there. I know the consequence though cuz I've been through it before. In a few months I'll be broke... and looking to hang myself from the nearest tree for lack of other viable options.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:06 pm

    yeah, ain't money a bitch.

    some girls expect you to be an atm machine.

    it's hard to make money unless you toil 9 to5 in a job you hate or join the fucking mob.

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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Feb 17, 2014 4:06 am

    Yeah, she just told me she had another BF.  She tried to excuse it by saying "He's a famous actor..."

    Then "... But I love you."

    Sorry bitch, that's a failure of the highest order.

    Psioncy is officially single again.  And fuck you for wasting even more of my lifetime whore.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Feb 18, 2014 1:36 pm

    I have a lot of bad relationship karma.

    Just can't seem to get a decent relationship going for any significant amount of time.

    Partly my fault in some cases.

    But a lot of the girls I've met are fucking dingbats.


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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Feb 21, 2014 2:07 am

    Now she's saying that I misunderstood her and that she only has a crush on this actor.  It's possible cuz I was drinking when we had the e-fight.  I don't know.  She's fucking me up regardless.



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