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    The Great Splendini

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    It took me a long time to figure this out

    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Jan 04, 2014 3:54 pm

    If someone invites you out for lunch or something...

    It doesn't necessarily mean they like you.

    On a deep subconscious level that most people are at most vaguely aware of, people are constantly engaging in comparisons to gauge if other people are "better" than them.

    So an innocent invitation to have lunch quickly turns into something far more sinister, with all kinds of questions being asked, all in the guise of harmless chit chat, but ultimately the subconscious mind is frantically trying to QUANTIFY the other person's overall VALUE compared to THEM.

    I'm serious. Check it out next time you get together with your "friends".

    And remember, you don't have any real friends.

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    Psioncy

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    Re: It took me a long time to figure this out

    Post  Psioncy on Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:32 pm

    You eat lunch with other people?

    Friends?

    Ting bu dong, dude.  scratch 





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    Post  Psioncy on Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:36 pm

    I can't even synch up my walking to match another person's, cuz I forgot how.

    I'll just trod on merry way and leave you in the dust, mkr.

    Same goes for "conversing" or anything else.

    GROUPS OF PEOPLE?  Don't even put me anywhere near that shit.

    It always turns into some perverse game of Simon Says.

    Sit/stand at the same time, laugh on cue, toast... WTF that is some seriously fkd up stuff.

    You gotta be real sick in the head to enjoy *that*.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Jan 05, 2014 7:04 pm

    I don't like being in a group of people ever.

    And I don't particularly like hanging out much. People are constantly sizing you up, comparing themselves.

    Humans would do themselves a great service by learning about karma.

    Not everyone is created equal because you are the sum total of everything you've done in all your previous lifetimes.

    So fuck YOU.

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    Re: It took me a long time to figure this out

    Post  Psioncy on Tue Jan 07, 2014 5:15 am

    Yeah, I just don't know what to do.  I've got like this vacant look on my face while everyone is watching some fool's clown act and pretending like it's interesting.

    And there's always some dipshit whispering at me... hey be polite.  Is something wrong?  What, you didn't find that funny..?  You like the shrimp..?

    Cuz I'm like playing a game in my own mind to pass the time.  I reserve this as my right.

    Since it's certain that I would not be there in the first place if I hadn't been somehow coerced or otherwise manipulated into it.

    My favorite thing to do is to get up and expressionlessly walk away right at the moment some assclown gets to the climax of an anecdote.


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