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    The Great Splendini

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    Potato, I fucking LOVE you

    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Jan 05, 2014 10:56 am

    You're so humble and unassuming.

    Dirt cheap and readily available.

    You're so starchy.

    The most nutritious of all starches, I might add.

    You leave white rice in a trail of dust.

    And fuck noodles.

    I fucking LOVE you, potato.

    Your starchiness fills me up.

    And all I need is a little ketchup.

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    Psioncy

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    Re: Potato, I fucking LOVE you

    Post  Psioncy on Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:40 pm

    The Great Splendini wrote:

    And fuck noodles.

    I fucking LOVE you, potato.


    See, you say you love potato, but off you go fucking noodles anyway.  

    Because you are COMPLETELY LACKING IN MORAL VIRTUES.

    I bet you'd even fuck an entire salad if the opportunity presented itself, up to and including the dressing and croutons, you hedonistic bastard.   farao


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