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    The Great Splendini

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    Smoking is for assholes

    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Jan 05, 2014 9:20 pm

    I smoked for a brief period.

    Coz I was an asshole.

    I stopped smoking. Now I'm less of an asshole than I used to be.

    Whenever a Chinese guy offers me a cigarette, I try to let him know that smoking is for assholes in body language.

    It's like a cult. People who smoke all belong to a cult.

    A cult of assholes.

    And I don't want to be a part of it.

    I went to a banquet. For some reason, I was only male there. There was no smoking and no drinking.

    In general, women are more sane than men. They don't NEED to smoke and drink.

    Keep smoking, assholes.


    The Great Splendini

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    Re: Smoking is for assholes

    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon Jan 06, 2014 9:04 am

    Please tell me you smoke, Sciency.

    So I have one more reason to call you an asshole.


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    Re: Smoking is for assholes

    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon Jan 06, 2014 9:18 pm

    Sciency, why are you ignoring my question?

    Denying allegations is an admission of GUILT.

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    Psioncy

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    Re: Smoking is for assholes

    Post  Psioncy on Tue Jan 07, 2014 5:05 am

    Huh?  WTF kind of dumb question is that?  Of course I fkn smoke!

    Like a wild chimney fire.

    Does that make me an asshole?  It does when I blow it directly in your fkn face.  And, rest assured, I *will* do that.

    I'll tell you this, smoking may be rude, but blowing smoke up people's asses constantly like what it is that you do is way worse.

    So puff puff, m'fkr.  bom


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    Re: Smoking is for assholes

    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Jan 07, 2014 7:48 am

    Thank You For Smoking, scumbag.


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