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    The Great Splendini

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    CCR is for assholes

    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Jan 07, 2014 9:21 am

    Fuck Creedence Clearwater Revival.

    'Bad Moon Rising' is the Devil's Manifesto.

    'I Put A Spell On You' is black magic.

    Feelin' Blue is also Devil Voodoo to lower your vibrations.

    Travelin' Band and many other songs cause irregular heartbeats. The rhythm is way too fast and unnatural.

    If you like CCR, you're an asshole.

    And if you smoke and listen to CCR and run a shithole forum, you're an incredibly BIG asshole.

    But it's just my opinion. And you know what they say about opinions.




    The Great Splendini

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    Re: CCR is for assholes

    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Jan 07, 2014 9:22 am

    I used to like CCR.

    I used to be an asshole.

    But I'm not an asshole anymore.

    Or less, anyway.


    The Great Splendini

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    Re: CCR is for assholes

    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Feb 01, 2014 10:42 pm

    Run Through the Jungle by CCR

    Thought I heard a rumblin', callin' to my name
    Two hundred million guns are loaded, Satan cries, "Take aim"
    Better run through the jungle
    Better run through the jungle
    Better run through the jungle, don't look back to see


    A song about Vietnam war? And the song is telling you that Satan is behind all wars.

    Thanks CCR. I learned a lot from your Satanic music. You pricks sure as hell know a lot about Satan since your music is inspired from demons from the dark pits of hell and shit. And maybe you come from hell? Nice job.


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