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    The Great Splendini

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    Fuck you, Sciency

    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Jan 14, 2014 10:12 pm

    That's the name of my first song.

    Yep, I picked up a guitar.

    And I'm gonna learn some fucking chords.

    And I already have the name of my first song.

    It's called ... Fuck You, Sciency.

    It's grunge.

    And it's gonna make Nirvana look like a fucking gospel choir.

    Blow your fucking minds, motherfuckers.

    Stay tuned.

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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:41 am

    I'll write a song about what a douche you are RIGHT NOW!  Let's go Eminem Hip-hop rap style, cuz I know you love it.

    If you want to throw down, let's throw down!
    My lyrics will run you out of town.  
    Cuz you're a fkn CLOWN.   clown 
    I can rhyme any verb or NOUN!  
    Except maybe for "orange" cuz that one's really hard.  
    But rest assured I'll "re-orange" your face
    if you keep acting like a tard!


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Jan 15, 2014 1:00 am

    Beverly Hillbillies version:

    'Here to tell you story bout a guy named Pi
    A poor expat who barely could survive
    Then one day he went to a land called Thai
    And met a so-called "lady" who could squirt right in his eye...

    Semen that is.  White gold!

    Next thing you know, ol' Poo's a fucking queer
    The internet all told him, "Get the fuck on out of here!"
    They said "That thar Thailand is the place you wanna be..."
    So he packed up all his dildos and he flew across the sea.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:00 pm

    how long did it take you to write that?

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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Jan 17, 2014 9:03 am

    sciency iglesius dedicates these songs to all the girls and catcher's mitts he's "loved" before.

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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:18 am

    You forgot Willie Nelson, you pathetic unamerican SOB.

    This is THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA talking to you, you SOB.  Ever heard of US?

    Canuck m'fkr.  Of course you have.  

    I'm still waiting for your "killer lyrics."  Come on Justin Beaver, we're *waiting* Rolling Eyes 

    I gave what I gave and I'll give you more.

    Fuck you, you syrup-slurping moose-sucking whore!


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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Jan 21, 2014 7:04 am

    Let me tell you how great it is to be an American!

    The American dream:

    Last night I fucked Madonna in front of her boyfriend, and my cousin was there too.  I didn't fuck my cousin though cuz of the bible, which allows cousin fucking.  I was just looking for ice-cream in a supermarket but ended up fucking Madonna anyway.  My cousin did not get laid, despite her requests.  Because madonna was there.

    Otherwise, sure, I might have fucked my cousin. She is hot.

    But I didn't. I even had a fight before that. You can't imagine my dreamscapes, they are like Tomb Raider. Elegant and perfect.


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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Jan 21, 2014 7:17 am

    This dreamscape was a shopping mall, but it could twist any which way.

    I got frustrated shopping, i remember that.  But I was only in the frozen isle shopping for Ice Cream.

    There I saw my cousin, and we talked, cuz we are family.  But i was not sexually attracted.

    Later i just wanted to exit the store, and I did.  But when I did I was outside with my shopping cart, not having paid.

    And not knowing where my car was.

    That's when the fight happened.  It was two guys being very aggressive.

    They hit me many times, I hit back.  But you know if you have ever fought two guys, it's hard to win, even if you are good at fighting.  Like I am.

    I won.

    Well, not totally.  I was running.  Then i saw this girl.  When those guys saw the girl, THEY ran.

    She invited me into her van.

    Another guy was there, jealous.  But I told him "hey i have not been with a girl for a long time.  if this is ur GF ok, I will go."

    But he said "No it's ok.   I love her but I know her needs, just enjoy yourself."

    And that's when things started to get sexual.  Not actual sex though, cuz she was kinda ill. This was Madonna, but she was sneezing a lot and kept reaching for the kleenex box.

    Later i got out of the van with her technology, but i was just trying to find my car.  the Dreamscape was confusing cuz the mall itself twisted around.

    I had her technology, so i could move intime.  Then i saw my female cousin and we were having a great time burning stuff with a flamethrower or something..... i can't remember exactly.  But anyway, it was an awesome dream!


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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Jan 21, 2014 7:36 am

    Oh wait no, i remember.  It was my female cousin and I.  Madonna I in the van maybe did have some sex with.

    But my cousin i told her we couldnt' cuz we were cousins.  BUT we had this suction tube and we started sucking up all the crops, watermelons, cucumbers, and so forth.  Also we had a flame thrower and we were burning shit, and also sucking it up into the vaccuum tube.  I'm a little confused to what happened between me and my cousin.  But mostly sucking and burning, I'm sure.  No lovemaking.


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    Re: Fuck you, Sciency

    Post  Psioncy on Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:02 am

    Oh these dreams go on....

    When I close my eyes.

    Every second of the night....

    I live another life.


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