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    Psioncy

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    It's all i can do to not burst into masturbation as I speak...

    Post  Psioncy on Sun Jan 19, 2014 4:34 am

    Ohhhhhh........ it would feel so awesome good.

    Just give me five minutes.

    Seriously, just five minutes.

    It is gonna feel so great!!!!!!


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    Post  Psioncy on Sun Jan 19, 2014 4:36 am

    I just did it.

    And it is even better than i speak.


    Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good.


    The feeling is great, you should try it.


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    Post  Psioncy on Sun Jan 19, 2014 4:38 am



    I do not need magazines!


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Jan 19, 2014 12:04 pm

    Yay! Sciency is in "love". Again.

    Let's all feel happy for him and wish him all the best.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Jan 19, 2014 1:43 pm

    A.D.I.D.A.S. got laid!

    with an inanimate object.

    and he's in "love".

    yippee!

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    Re: It's all i can do to not burst into masturbation as I speak...

    Post  Psioncy on Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:44 am

    LOL, there was only a two minute timestamp difference between my announcement of my intention to masturbate and my declaration that I had done so. Which, rest assured, means I didn't.

    The process takes *much* longer than that. I can't even get the scene set to one of my extraordinarily complex sex fantasies in two minutes, let alone FINISH.

    And I'm a FIRM believer in not masturbating at the computer. It's unhygienic.

    I have enough trouble with baijiu spills and keyboards as it is. I'm like going through a dozen fucking keyboards a year for that reason alone. So the last I need is more different kinds of fluids getting splooged in the vicinity of my keyboard.

    (Side note: you can bargain knock-off keyboards down to 30 kuai at chinese vendor markets!)



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    "What is the plan?"
    "I kind of make the plan up as I go."
    "That's not really a plan then."
    "Okay, so it's not a plan. Look, I'm not good with plans."

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