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    Satan's Kingdom 2010 Reader Bar Club and Restaurant Awards

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    Psioncy

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    Satan's Kingdom 2010 Reader Bar Club and Restaurant Awards

    Post  Psioncy on Wed Sep 01, 2010 2:18 am

    And The Categories are:

    Most Toxic Fake Booze in Sanlitun
    Best Place to Get Roofied
    Most Distracted By A Spot in the Air Fuwuyuan
    Most Black Money Paid Out for a Crappy Ass TBJ Award
    Best Chinese Bar To Shake Dice and Yap Extremely Loudly In
    Best Place to Contract VD
    Best Place to Meet Friendly Nigerians
    Most Atrocious Decline Since Chinese "Partner" Took Over
    Best Club to Get Nongmobbed
    Best Place to Meet Married Women
    Best Place for Pretentious Douchebags
    Most Violence Prone Laowai Hating Bouncers
    Most Retarded Up His Own Ass DJ



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    Psioncy

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    Re: Satan's Kingdom 2010 Reader Bar Club and Restaurant Awards

    Post  Psioncy on Wed Sep 01, 2010 2:30 am

    Psioncy wrote:And The Categories are:

    Most Toxic Fake Booze in Sanlitun

    Any TBJ Sponsored Venue

    Psioncy wrote:Best Place to Get Roofied

    TBJ Classifieds

    Psioncy wrote:Most Distracted By A Spot in the Air Fuwuyuan

    Your Chinese Wife

    Psioncy wrote:Most Black Money Paid Out for a Crappy Ass TBJ Award

    Annies

    Psioncy wrote:Best Chinese Bar To Shake Dice and Yap Extremely Loudly In

    Houhai. Also be sure to enjoy some sweet popcorn with your Tom&Jerry marathon .

    Psioncy wrote:Best Place to Contract VD

    TBJ Forum

    Psioncy wrote:Best Place to Meet Friendly Nigerians

    Herojuana's Living Room

    Psioncy wrote:Most Atrocious Decline Since Chinese "Partner" Took Over

    Kros Nest

    Psioncy wrote:Best Club to Get Nongmobbed

    ATG's Wedding

    Psioncy wrote:Best Place to Meet Married Women

    TBJ Classifieds

    Psioncy wrote:Best Place for Pretentious Douchebags

    VICS

    Psioncy wrote:Most Violence Prone Laowai Hating Bouncers

    Just tag along with Herojuana, he's like a divining rod for that shit.

    Psioncy wrote:Most Retarded Up His Own Ass DJ

    Herbie



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    silkywave3

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    Hahaha

    Post  silkywave3 on Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:08 am

    Hahaha... cyclops

    TobbyG

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    Re: Satan's Kingdom 2010 Reader Bar Club and Restaurant Awards

    Post  TobbyG on Sun Oct 03, 2010 10:44 am

    Psioncy wrote:And The Categories are:

    Most Toxic Fake Booze in Sanlitun
    Best Place to Get Roofied
    Most Distracted By A Spot in the Air Fuwuyuan
    Most Black Money Paid Out for a Crappy Ass TBJ Award
    Best Chinese Bar To Shake Dice and Yap Extremely Loudly In
    Best Place to Contract VD
    Best Place to Meet Friendly Nigerians
    Most Atrocious Decline Since Chinese "Partner" Took Over
    Best Club to Get Nongmobbed
    Best Place to Meet Married Women
    Best Place for Pretentious Douchebags
    Most Violence Prone Laowai Hating Bouncers
    Most Retarded Up His Own Ass DJ




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