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    The Great Splendini

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    Is Sciency worth more dead or alive?

    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Jan 24, 2014 11:47 am

    anyone?

    i'm going on vacation, you shitbag.

    where you will NEVER EVER fucking know.

    don't do anything stupid while i'm gone.

    like start another one of your "love" threads.

    puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke.

    try not to lose the plot while i'm gone, assholes.

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    Psioncy

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    Re: Is Sciency worth more dead or alive?

    Post  Psioncy on Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:24 am

    I'm doing another stay home, stay-in, recluse vacation to inventory my urine jars.



    I hope you go somewhere exotic.  sunny 

    And fall off a cliff.  Sad 

    But plunge unharmed.  cheers 

    Into shark infested waters.  affraid 

    A poem by -Psioncy


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    Re: Is Sciency worth more dead or alive?

    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:54 am

    sciency, you fucking couch po-tater you,

    may you slip and fall on a banana peel

    while you walk around your apartment in your underwear

    doing nothing

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    Psioncy

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    Re: Is Sciency worth more dead or alive?

    Post  Psioncy on Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:34 am

    Today is day one of my vacation.  Here's what I'm thinking:

    Order in some deep-fried pure beef jiaozi, then dip those suckers in taco sauce.  

    That's it.  That's my entire plan for the day.

    The restaurant makes them like rolls, not folded up like regular jiaozi, so this ought to be fucking fantastic.

    That's if I can manage to haul my ass all the way to Dongzhimen/SLT today to buy the taco sauce, which is a big if indeed.

    That's a 15 minute e-bike ride each way.   pale 

    The successful completion of this plan is contingent upon me overcoming numerous other hurdles as well, like getting dressed.

    And the restaurant closes in about 12 hours, so we'll have to see if I can fit everything into that time window....    Sleep


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    Psioncy

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    Re: Is Sciency worth more dead or alive?

    Post  Psioncy on Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:07 am

    The Great Splendini wrote:anyone?

    i'm going on vacation, you shitbag.

    where you will NEVER EVER fucking know.


    Please, like it's not readily obvious to all our readers *exactly* where you're going -as in visiting your sweetheart ladyboy Dongsuk in Thailand for the umpteenth time.  And that you are from Canada.   Rolling Eyes 

    Why do you even bother trying to shroud yourself in mystery?  It's all already a matter of record here on SK.


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    Re: Is Sciency worth more dead or alive?

    Post  Psioncy on Thu Jan 30, 2014 2:29 am

    BTW: The deep fried beef jiaozi and beef/green chile jiaozi dipped in Old El Paso Taco Sauce and further doused with Franks RedHot sauce were every bit as awesome as I imagined them. Along with pai huang gua and yogurt, that's been my entire diet over the last two days. I'm out of taco sauce now though, so time to switch things up. Tomorrow. I'm gonna sleep on it....  Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep 


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    Re: Is Sciency worth more dead or alive?

    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Jan 30, 2014 7:37 am

    what the fuck are you talking about?

    I AM shrouded in mystery.

    You're WAY WAY off on all counts.

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