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    The Great Splendini

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    Pi gets an ass=whooping

    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Feb 09, 2014 12:56 am

    I was at the airport waiting in line at immigration and suddenly realized my plane boards in 10 minutes.

    So I panic and cut the line. But I asked another loawai if I could cut in. He said sure.

    A Chinese guy doesn't like it and starts chewing my head off.

    To be fair, when people cut me off in line I lose it sometimes, especially if I'm stressed and it's a long line.

    But get this. The guy gives me the ol' "in your country do people line up?" routine.

    Yeah, as a matter of fact, people in my country ALWAYS line up.

    As opposed to some country I won't mention where people only line up when there are security guards present.

    Fucking racist prick.

    So then I plead my case and tell him I have 10 minutes to board. He'll have none of it.

    Continues chewing my head off and starts foaming at the mouth.

    I'll bet while he was honing his english skills at Crazy English, he was dreaming of this moment.

    Ok, my bad. I should have called the security guy.

    But still. The seething animosity never ceases to amaze me.

    Nor the the seething underlying racism and refusal to admit flaws in your own country.

    In your country people line up when donkeys suck dick.

    That's when they line up.

    Pizzas get cold way too fast.



    The Great Splendini

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    Re: Pi gets an ass=whooping

    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Feb 09, 2014 12:59 am

    right, so i said "i've got 10 minutes to board".

    and he said "we're all in the same position"

    so i said "do you have minutes to board?"

    at which point he started foaming.

    but seriously, no leeway whatsoever? no exceptions to cutting in line?

    what if my spleen is about to explode? do i get a pass? no?

    come on.

    loosen up, assholes.


    The Great Splendini

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    Re: Pi gets an ass=whooping

    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Feb 09, 2014 2:11 pm

    you picked a really bad fucking time to get into a "my dick is bigger than your dick and in my country we don't do that" one-upmanship bullshit.

    anything else. maybe.

    but not with LINING UP.

    in my country, everyone lines up EXCEPT ME.

    that's why I came to China.

    I'm being punished by the Gods for not lining up.

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