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    Porking Out!


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    Porking Out!

    Post  Psioncy on Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:49 am

    I realize that pork isn't the healthiest meat.  

    But I damn sure ain't no muslim raghead jew m'fkr neither.

    Germans have a very low rate of cancer and they eat tons of pork.  

    But it's supplemented with fermented cabbage, so it's fine.

    I eat plenty of veggies, particularly garlic, so if I want to enjoy a little ham pork or sausage in moderation with that, no effin' prob.

    Oh man, GARLIC, that's another topic altogether.  I've got me a mortar and pestle to grind up the fresh stuff.

    BTW:  In case anyone's a-wondering why I keep talking like a retarded hillbilly lately, it's cuz I've recently watched the discovery channel series "Moonshiners".  (And as we all know i'm easily influenced by virtually everything).

    That show is awesome. I can't decide if it's real or not, so I'm guessing it's half real.  But whatever, either way I think I could get into that.  I wouldn't go to the south where they got snakes and alligator in the woods, I'd go to the north.  Buy some cheap land by a lake somewhere up in northern maine with a pickup truck and a camper and a STILL.  I could grow weed and make 'shine for a living, it'd be awesome!!!!  No problem selling that either.  The law?  Wouldn't even be an issue.  If there ain't no road to your site, trust me, they can't be bothered.

    "It's all part of the plan."
    "What is the plan?"
    "I kind of make the plan up as I go."
    "That's not really a plan then."
    "Okay, so it's not a plan. Look, I'm not good with plans."

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