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    Psioncy

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    Porking Out!

    Post  Psioncy on Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:49 am

    I realize that pork isn't the healthiest meat.  

    But I damn sure ain't no muslim raghead jew m'fkr neither.

    Germans have a very low rate of cancer and they eat tons of pork.  

    But it's supplemented with fermented cabbage, so it's fine.

    I eat plenty of veggies, particularly garlic, so if I want to enjoy a little ham pork or sausage in moderation with that, no effin' prob.

    Oh man, GARLIC, that's another topic altogether.  I've got me a mortar and pestle to grind up the fresh stuff.

    BTW:  In case anyone's a-wondering why I keep talking like a retarded hillbilly lately, it's cuz I've recently watched the discovery channel series "Moonshiners".  (And as we all know i'm easily influenced by virtually everything).

    That show is awesome. I can't decide if it's real or not, so I'm guessing it's half real.  But whatever, either way I think I could get into that.  I wouldn't go to the south where they got snakes and alligator in the woods, I'd go to the north.  Buy some cheap land by a lake somewhere up in northern maine with a pickup truck and a camper and a STILL.  I could grow weed and make 'shine for a living, it'd be awesome!!!!  No problem selling that either.  The law?  Wouldn't even be an issue.  If there ain't no road to your site, trust me, they can't be bothered.


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