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    The Great Splendini

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    Metallica is for assholes

    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Feb 21, 2014 10:10 am

    Jump In the Fire by Metallica

    Down in the depths of my fiery home
    The summons bell will chime
    Tempting you and all the earth
    To join our sinful kind

    There is a job to be done and I'm the one
    You people make me do it
    Now it is time for your fate and I won't hesitate
    to pull you down into this pit

    So come on
    Jump in the fire!
    So come on
    Jump in the fire!

    With hell in my eyes and with death in my veins
    The end is closing in
    Feeding on the minds of man
    And from their souls within

    My disciples all shout to search out
    And they always shall obey
    Follow me now my child, not the meek or the mild
    But do just as I say

    So come on
    Jump in the fire!
    So come on
    Jump in the fire!

    Jump by your will or be taken by force
    I'll get you either way
    Trying to keep the hellfire lit
    I'm stalking you as prey

    Living your life as me I am you you see
    So reach down grab my hand
    Walk with me through the land
    Come home where you belong

    So come on
    Jump in the fire!
    So come on
    Jump in the fire!

    The Great Splendini

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    Re: Metallica is for assholes

    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Feb 21, 2014 10:12 am

    let's all kill our mothers so we can keep the hellfire lit!

    yay!

    i love metallica.

    makes me warm and fuzzy all over.

    hail satan!

    hail the hellfire!


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    Re: Metallica is for assholes

    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Feb 21, 2014 11:18 am

    tell you what, sciency.

    you go ahead and jump in the fire first.

    i'll catch up with you later.

    promise.

    or, at the very least, i'll toss you a rope.

    or ... pour some gasoline over you.

    you're not a REAL MAN because you listen to this crap, silly boy.


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    Re: Metallica is for assholes

    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Feb 21, 2014 11:51 am

    I knew a guy in high school who was a big Metallica fan.

    He also was a skinhead at one point.

    He would get into fights all the time.

    He was aggressive, violent, and totally fucked up.

    Not sure if he was heavily into drugs.

    Later on, he seemed to change.

    Had tattoos all over his body, which he regretted and tried to have removed.

    But gee, I wonder if there's a connection between his behavior and this stupid silly music.



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    Re: Metallica is for assholes

    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Feb 21, 2014 2:26 pm

    Metallica = demons sent from the dark pits of hell.

    that's why all their songs are about hell/the devil.

    they know so much about hell because it's where they come from.

    and where they'd like you to go.

    and you will ... if you keep listening to it.


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    Re: Metallica is for assholes

    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Feb 21, 2014 4:33 pm

    Metallica is the absolute bottom of the barrel worst crap that the Matrix puts out.

    It doesn't get any lower than Metallica.


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