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    The Great Splendini

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    Blue Oyster Cult is for assholes

    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Feb 21, 2014 6:03 pm

    Why do they have the word "cult" in their band name?

    Here are some infamous lyrics by this bunch of douchebags.

    I'd like to do it to your daughter on a dirt road. - Blue Oyster Cult, Career Of Evil

    I want your wife to be my baby tonight. - Blue Oyster Cult, Career Of Evil

    I've opened up my veins too many times and the poison's in my heart and in my mind. - Blue Oyster Cult, Flaming Telepaths

    I know Lucifer so well, I call him by his first name. - Blue Oyster Cult, ME 262

    I'm making a career of evil. - Blue Oyster Cult, Career Of Evil

    My dream may be your nightmare. - Blue Oyster Cult, Take Me Away

    She put her hands upon her breasts and they were small and hard and young, and everywhere she touched, she felt the fire. - Blue Oyster Cult, Unknown Tongue

    The Great Splendini

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    Re: Blue Oyster Cult is for assholes

    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Feb 21, 2014 6:08 pm

    why do they know lucifer on a first-name basis?

    how come they know so much about the reaper?

    do they come from hell?

    seriously folks, this music has it all. bragging about being evil, fucking other people's wives, having cocktails with lucifer, and touching the breasts of young girls.

    wonderful.

    seriously, if you listen to blue oyster cult, please kill yourself.

    sciency, you're not a teenager, right?

    so why don't you grow up and act your age and start scrutinizing the music you're listening to?

    there's no way any decent grown man can justify listening to music with sick lyrics like this.

    or maybe you're just a bad person and you don't even try to hide the fact.

    well good luck.

    but again, please kill yourself.



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    Psioncy

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    Re: Blue Oyster Cult is for assholes

    Post  Psioncy on Tue Feb 25, 2014 7:34 pm

    Ok dipweed.  Metallica and Oyster Cult and Creedence and blah blah blah are all on your disapproved music list.

    Bascially ALL of Rock and Hiphop.

    So tell us what kind of queerbait music *does* meet your acceptance, so we can all stop being assholes according to you. Enya?  Panflute solos? The sound of your own farts?

    Please record for us an MP3 of your farts so that we may listen to it on replay ad-infinitum forever and ever, oh righteous one.   Rolling Eyes


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    The Great Splendini

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    Re: Blue Oyster Cult is for assholes

    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Feb 25, 2014 8:50 pm

    generally speaking, songs that aren't threatening to fuck my daughter on a dirt road or telling me that satan has a dildo and he knows how to use it.

    but whatever. who the fuck am i to tell other people what to listen to?


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