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    High Plains Drifter

    Post  Psioncy on Fri Feb 28, 2014 6:05 am

    I've been on a Clint Eastwood kick.  I even like the spaghetti westerns...

    So far I've re-watched A Fistful of Dollars, A Few Dollars More, High Plains Drifter, and Hang 'Em High.

    I'm working my way up to Unforgiven.  Unforgiven is the epitomy of awesomeness!  

    I absolutely *love* how his western movies turn all gothic and climax with an angel of death reckoning.  High plains drifter and Unforgiven could easily be the same guy.  Tomorrow is probably Pale Rider.

    Dirty Harry is awesome too, particularly Dead Pool.  The only one of his recent movies I've seen is Grand Turino, which was similarly outstanding in its own right.

    I never watched Million Dollar Baby.  He's not as good when he works with women.  Orangutans yes, women no.  

    Tomorrow I think it's gonna be Any Which Way But Lose... or maybe Jose Wales or Sudden Impact.

    There's a like a 40 gigabyte torrent that has all his stuff.  I should just do that rather than keep working my way up piecemeal.


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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Feb 28, 2014 6:32 am

    Eastwood is easily the greatest actor/director in ALL MEDIA EVER.

    I love how his plots and characters never get overcomplicated.

    Cool, calm, collected... getting pissed and kicking ass.  That's what he does best!

    I'm gonna follow suit.  I'm even thinking about getting one of those black flat-top western hats for when I do.

    A poncho?  Would that be too obvious?

    Since I'm not riding a horse, I suppose spurs would be superfluous and silly.  

    But don't be shocked if you see them either!  And whatever you do, don't fkn say anything to that effect...

    Cuz for certain I'll go Clint Eastwood on your ass if you do.   affraid


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    Re: High Plains Drifter

    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Feb 28, 2014 7:48 am

    unforgiven = great film
    million dollar baby = great film
    gran torino = great film
    changeling with angelina jolie = great film

    haven't seen the others





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    Re: High Plains Drifter

    Post  Psioncy on Fri Feb 28, 2014 7:50 am

    Ok, Clint Psioncy just walked into the room...

    An ADOBE room, in NEW MEXICO.

    At that time, is it the mexican or the US goverment?

    Clint Eastwood don't care.

    You raise your hand, towards your gunbelt.

    Clint Eastwood just ticks his lip and shakes his head.

    Don't even try it!


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    Re: High Plains Drifter

    Post  Psioncy on Fri Feb 28, 2014 7:54 am

    He looks Pi in the eye.

    Pi is ashamed of himself.  Pi's henchmen come out of the woodwork, six of them.

    Psioncy Clintwood's revolvers has seven rounds.

    POW.

    Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrssshhhhh....

    (We hear the echo)

    Pow.  Pow.  Pow.  Pow.  POW POW POW!!!

    Everyone's dead, except Pi.  Who is barely breathing.  He tries to raise his pistol one last time.

    P-shewwwwwwwww.  Clint Psioncy shoots it out of his hand.

    Pi tries to say "I-I-I am sorry...."

    Psioncy says "OK", and pulls back his poncho. His hands far from his body, while Pi's hands are close at his guns.

    It seems, despite everyting that has transpired, even Pi killing his wife, that Psioncy is willing to give him the benefit of the doubt.

    But just as he says the word "sorry" Pi raises his pistol, like a despicable dickwad, and Psioncy shoots him in the forehead.

    Then he rides off into the Italian sunset, whistling....


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    Re: High Plains Drifter

    Post  Psioncy on Fri Feb 28, 2014 8:02 am

    Later, they both meet up for Linguini!


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    Re: High Plains Drifter

    Post  Psioncy on Fri Feb 28, 2014 8:03 am

    I don't speak Italian, but I think "linguini" maybe means "oral sex on the pussy"?

    Or maybe just Pasta.

    Either way is good!  cheers 


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    Re: High Plains Drifter

    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Feb 28, 2014 8:33 am

    you sure you want to fuck with the EYE-talians there cowboy hillbilly motherfucker?
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    Re: High Plains Drifter

    Post  Psioncy on Fri Feb 28, 2014 9:46 am

    POW!

    ..................................................


    (Let the echo drift around a bit...)

    You are dead now, Poo. How does *that* feel?


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    Re: High Plains Drifter

    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Mar 01, 2014 3:45 pm

    i never liked westerns.

    coz the good guy always wins.


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    Re: High Plains Drifter

    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Mar 02, 2014 6:44 pm

    actually, i'm not going to go back and watch old western classics.

    westerns glorify violence and make it seem cool is what they do.


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