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    The Great Splendini

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    Ok God, I've had it

    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed Mar 05, 2014 2:33 pm

    I've tried praying.

    Last year, I asked you to make Angelina Jolie materialize in a night gown and rub my temples.

    Nada.

    So I'm tired of praying.

    From now on, I will give you ultimatums.

    Like "either .... or" and shit.

    And don't think for a minute I can't act on my threats.

    I got Lucifer, the other 12 fallen angels, and Metallica on my team.

    We're gonna rain a shit-storm on you like you've never seen before, God.

    You're gonna wish you were never born!

    And that you never created ME!

    Bring it on, God.

    May the best deity or self-proclaimed deity win.

    ie ME.

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