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    The Official Pi Thread

    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Mar 15, 2014 12:21 pm

    Ok, I found a solution.

    I will ONLY post in this thread.

    So that means if there are esteemed SK users out there who think that I may be poisoning their minds (which I might very well be doing), then they don't have to read any of my posts because I will ONLY post in this thread.

    Seriously, Slicky. It's safe to come back. Just avoid the official Pi thread and it will be like I don't exist.

    Am I a freakin' genius or what?


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Mar 15, 2014 12:57 pm

    Oh, speaking of my BIG FAT BELL-EY.

    I was walking on the street and this old chinese man walking by pats me on my belly.

    Slicky, that's pretty funny, no?

    I'm workin on it though motherfuckers.

    I'm gonna be lean mean fuckin' machine.

    I need 6 months to 8 years.

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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:37 am



    All of us our white.

    (Dear Pi, forget your non-white, I'm trying to save you brother!)


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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:40 am

    Listen to me, it's not that hard.

    Maybe you have some native american blood.

    Just shut up about it!


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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:45 am

    actually if you have any native american ancestor, that will help me buy land.


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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:46 am

    Dude, native americans are GREAT!

    We can buy land just for that.

    Fuck the government, they are assholes!


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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:48 am

    Please please please tell me you have native?

    I'm 1/16th Mohecan.

    MOHEGAN!

    ANd don't let you forget about it!


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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:49 am

    Yeah, I embrace my indian heritage.

    In terms of hunting, and killing Pi.

    Watch out. I am indian.

    And can do all this indian bullshit!!!!!!!!!!


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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:50 am

    Good lu7ck for you, we are friends!


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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:53 am

    If i were Clint Eastwood, I would have extended to the cherokee longer.

    But in fact he knew how the fight would go.


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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:54 am

    He spoke the perfect language of the cherokee.

    And defended his home, and they respected him.

    He did so well.

    Clint Eastwood is my hero!


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Mar 18, 2014 10:25 am

    oh, just watched Mars Attacks.

    that's totally Matrix-y "govts using alien invasion to scare the shit out of and control the population" shit.

    and its cutesy to cover up the sinister underpinnings.

    hey sky and sea, been drinking much lately?

    i have a question. why do you complain about the price of garlic but have no problem dropping 50 kuai per drink in a sleazy bar?

    why? why? why?


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Mar 18, 2014 10:28 am

    i wanted to fuck a native indian girl in high school, but no dice.

    she had CHARACTER, man. not like 'dem dainty white girls.

    she had ..... how shall i call it? CHUTZPAH.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Mar 18, 2014 10:30 am

    I had a dream about a guy stockpiling guns.

    Weird since I don't know anyone who does that.

    Stay away, Slicky. This is the NO SLICKY ZONE.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Mar 18, 2014 10:09 pm

    you got such a hold on me
    i don't think i could ever be free
    how can i survive
    i'm fightin' to keep myself alive
    i'm damned if i do
    damned i don't
    but i love you

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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Mar 21, 2014 8:51 pm

    just watched "The Wicker Man".

    Creepy shit. not gonna sleep well tonight.

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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Mar 24, 2014 4:34 am

    Oh yeah, I'm having a*wicked* good time on this thread.

    About the *wicker man*.

    Have a nice day shitting yourself, you fucking coward.

    Look me up later.

    Or not.


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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Mar 24, 2014 4:36 am

    This is what is called "whore's gold".

    You shouldnt' beleive in it, even though it is tempting.


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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Mar 24, 2014 4:40 am

    "Whore's gold, really?"

    That sounds like quite a treasure.

    -Potential Investor


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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Mar 24, 2014 4:42 am

    Ok, I'll get you your whore's gold, for 60%.


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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Mar 24, 2014 4:42 am

    I done the killing, all you done is pay the money.


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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Mar 24, 2014 4:46 am

    You think I'm scared of you???

    I've got all kinds of treasure:  Emeralds, precious emeralds.

    Come get 'em!


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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Mar 24, 2014 4:52 am

    To be honest, Treasure is something of a joke to me.


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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Mar 24, 2014 4:53 am

    The real treasure is your blood.


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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Mar 24, 2014 4:55 am

    Ok, wizard. Sauron.

    Let's have fight *now*.

    You will surely die.


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