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    The Great Splendini

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    Military is a form of insanity

    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed Mar 26, 2014 12:59 pm

    I was trapped in a conversation with a guy last night over dinner. He was babbling about military for half an hour.

    I'm going to have to try harder to avoid this guy in the future.

    While you're busy banning me from forums, I'm busy trying to avoid you in real life.

    The fact that military exists means that human beings are insane.

    Plain and simple.

    end of discussion.

    I don't care about your country has better stealth bombers than my country.

    Military = a form of insanity


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    Re: Military is a form of insanity

    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed Mar 26, 2014 1:21 pm

    I know I'm hated.

    You don't need to tell me.

    But I HATE YOU TOO.

    And the reason I started this thread is because I had to sit and listen to someone tell me about how great their military is last night over dinner.

    And so I'm tired of being dumbed down to YOUR level.

    Military is stupid. Military is a form of insanity. Military is a sign that the human race is a failed species.

    Have a nice day, motherfuckers.


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    Re: Military is a form of insanity

    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed Mar 26, 2014 8:11 pm

    Peace on Earth, motherfuckers. Bring it on, bitches.

    Right NOW.

    (Except with Sciency. WAR with sciency. Let's ram a fucking submarine up his ass and finish him off)


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    Re: Military is a form of insanity

    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Mar 29, 2014 9:48 pm

    war.

    what is it good for?

    absolutely NOTHING.

    EXCEPT ... to kick sciency's big fat butt.

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    Psioncy

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    Re: Military is a form of insanity

    Post  Psioncy on Tue May 13, 2014 4:47 am

    I agree with your thesis statement.

    But the rest is abject bullshit.

    If I were gonna deal with this, I would deal with females.

    Which tempts me.

    He pussy seems kinda confused. Her BOYFRIEND was he last lover, and now there is I. But I love her too, or maybe not.

    YOU have no well of telling! You are the worst pschoanlyst ever.


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    Re: Military is a form of insanity

    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue May 13, 2014 8:30 am

    what the fuck are you babbling about, mothafucka?

    i'm fucking Freud on crack cocaine.

    i be breakin' down your psyche, bitches.

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    Re: Military is a form of insanity

    Post  Psioncy on Tue May 13, 2014 2:16 pm

    You couldn't break down an old yeast-ridden turd, or in other words, yourself.


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    Re: Military is a form of insanity

    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 15, 2014 9:04 am

    Our military, and I have been one.

    I am a soldier.

    We follow orders, and those orders are not always right.

    And it's right to question them.


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    Re: Military is a form of insanity

    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 15, 2014 9:09 am

    You don't know, you don't what it is like to be a soldier.

    You just follow orders.  Even if those orders are wrong.

    That is not your decision.


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    Re: Military is a form of insanity

    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 15, 2014 9:15 am

    I am no longer a soldier.

    I am an independent thinker.

    I don't take orders. From ANYONE.


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    Re: Military is a form of insanity

    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 15, 2014 9:17 am

    The only oders there are. I give.

    And my order is PEACE!


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    Re: Military is a form of insanity

    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 15, 2014 9:38 am

    PEACE is long hard slog.  War is easier.

    PEACE is the route of the righteous.

    PEACE is the route we shall follow.

    RUSSIA..........  she is our firend.  And we will embrace her.

    Does she tell America what to do in Mexico?

    No.  And neither should we tell her what to do in Crimea.


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    Re: Military is a form of insanity

    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 15, 2014 9:52 am

    My daughter is in Ukraine right now.

    I argue with her, go back to Poland.

    Polacks. Who put screen doors on their submarines.

    But still... it's my daughter. I will make a deal with Poland, Ukraine, or Russia.

    Just protect my daughter.

    I care about her more than anything.


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    Re: Military is a form of insanity

    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 15, 2014 10:15 am

    i will even work for the KGB.


    Whatever u want. I just want to talk to my daughter.


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    Re: Military is a form of insanity

    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 15, 2014 10:17 am

    if you touch her i will kill you.

    i do not care who is around. It will be a quick death.


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    Re: Military is a form of insanity

    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 15, 2014 10:18 am

    in fact i am not CIA


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    Re: Military is a form of insanity

    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 15, 2014 10:20 am

    ok, i am CIA. they asked me "tell me what is going on china" and i learned the local language.


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    Re: Military is a form of insanity

    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 15, 2014 10:22 am

    If i were CIA i would have a lot more money.

    Why am I so poor?


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