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    Psioncy

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    Re: I'm gonna get fired soon (again)

    Post  Psioncy on Wed May 07, 2014 10:37 pm

    The Great Splendini wrote:Yeah but you're more likely to get cancer from the paranoia than the food.


    Dude, you're being so naive.  All the adult chinese I talk to are going nuts about food safety, cuz they *know* the issue is all-too-real.

    And please buy imported beef.  A lot of the beef here is seconds from Malaysia or homegrown under nasty conditions, and teaming with mad-cow disease.

    Mad-cow disease comes from cattle farmers feeding cow brains and spinal fluid back to their cattle.  And it saves them a whole nickel!

    So you know it's worth it to them to give you made cow disease, for a nickel.

    There's no food safety enforcement.  So what else are gonna rely on, their morality?   lol!


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    Re: I'm gonna get fired soon (again)

    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed May 07, 2014 10:47 pm

    yeah well,

    what are we doing here then?

    i think my life is cursed with bad karma so i got sent here to be punished.

    maybe i'll get some brownie points in heaven some day and be allowed to go back HOME.


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    Re: I'm gonna get fired soon (again)

    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed May 07, 2014 10:47 pm

    I fucking MISS you, MOTHERLAND.

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    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 08, 2014 12:13 am

    The Great Splendini wrote:I fucking MISS you, MOTHERLAND.


    That's "Mudderland", nigger!

    We be living in mudhuts and sheet.


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    Re: I'm gonna get fired soon (again)

    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 08, 2014 12:18 am

    You know what, fuck karma!

    Karma is not only a bitch...

    It is also a whore.  That puts out to the highest bidder.

    I've been watching Yukon Gold, a reality series, today.  And there's another one too "Yukon Men".

    Who'd ever of thunk the fkn yukon'd get so much attention ever.  

    There're only like fkn 8 people there!   LOL!

    But here's the thing your 3% negro canadian ass cannot und3erstand.

    A chink will happily give you cancer for a nickel.

    And so will a jew, because a jew is a chink.

    And a chink is basically a nigger.

    How much would it take for you to give someone else cancer?  A nickel?

    A dollar, holla fo a dolla?

    A million dollars?

    Fuck no canuck, and me neither.  Cuz we be WHITE!  W H I T E  pale 

    Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, I rest my case.


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 08, 2014 1:03 am

    OMG thank you canadian TV.  I haven't been this grateful since I lived in northern maine and only got SCTV with Bob and Doug McKenzie, or US PBS.

    Those were our only choices!

    But this shit is actually pretty good.  AND I just found anothyer show called "Bering Straights Gold".

    That's not Yukon though, it's about Alaska.

    Alaska is gonna anne3x yukon.  But you didn't hear this from me.

    It's just a joke or whatever.  Laughing 

    According to the US military.  Of which I am a soldier of.  king 


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu May 08, 2014 6:33 am

    you're a soldier of stupidity.

    beijing is the worst city on the planet to live.

    the ONLY FUCKING REASON to stay there is if you have a good-paying job.

    you stay there and complain about the price of eggs.

    you're stupid.

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    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 08, 2014 2:37 pm

    Well, my current income is 0.

    So anyone who makes anything at all makes infinity more than I do.

    Congrats on getting to feel superior, for a brief window.   Rolling Eyes


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 08, 2014 2:41 pm

    About the Yukon, I'm sorry pal. But you shouldn't have gone and done had resources there.

    You know how my country's government feels about other country's resources.

    We *own* them  Twisted Evil 


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 08, 2014 2:48 pm

    What we need to do is keep you canuckians employed at minimum wage mining gold for our corporations, like the serfs that you are.

    Papa wants that golden toilet!   farao


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    Re: I'm gonna get fired soon (again)

    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu May 08, 2014 3:09 pm

    this forum is getting on my goddamn nerves
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    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 08, 2014 4:21 pm

    Good, that's what I'm aiming for.  

    Your central nervous system.   Idea


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    Re: I'm gonna get fired soon (again)

    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu May 08, 2014 4:57 pm

    the chinglish got to me first.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu May 08, 2014 4:59 pm

    the chinglish got to me first.

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    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 08, 2014 5:07 pm

    Yeah, that's what burned me out is listening to that fucking chinglish day in and day out.

    These chinks can't even speak their own language correctly.  I'm just out buying food and this vendor nong bitch is like "si shi".  And I'm like "yisa shi si?" and she insists "si shi".  I don't know what the fuck that means!  Well it's means 40, but there's no way the roubing costs that much.

    So I hand her 5 kuai and she starts bitching I need to give her 9 kuai more.  She meant to say 14, but said it backwards 3 times, meaning 40.  Why?

    I think she's just trying to create an atmosphere of confusion, hoping to get 40 kuai out of someone from it someday.

    M'fkn chinks, jesus!   Mad


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 08, 2014 5:17 pm

    My estranged chinese green card wife introduced to me this language.  I learned pinyin and quickly realized she was pronouncing all kinds of words wrong.

    Ch were it should be C and vice-a-versa.  Same for X and SH, and a bunch of others.

    It's like a retard festival with their stupid fkn caveman language.


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 29, 2014 6:22 pm

    Seriously, the only Chinese I met that I could understand their Chinese well enough to have a serious conversation with, were  Xinjiangren!   Turkish causcasian white people.  We had long, in depth conversations in Mandarin fucking Chinese.  Something I can't do with Han Chinks.  Because they are fucking retards!


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 29, 2014 6:28 pm

    Living here, for the first few years, you think it is the language barrier.

    But then you learn enough of the retarded caveman language to discover the "retard barrier".


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    Re: I'm gonna get fired soon (again)

    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu May 29, 2014 7:03 pm

    i'll read your blurbs later.

    so my co-worker just gave me the evil eye.

    because my contract was renewed but his wasn't.

    he asked if they renewed mine and said "i'm glad." but he's not glad. it sounded semi-hostile to me.

    human beings are constantly doing this.

    i don't even like this job. the pay sucks and a lot of other things suck.

    but no matter how much you think your life sucks, there's always someone out there either worse off or who thinks what you have doesn't suck or is just generally likes to be envious and hostile.

    fucking human beings. can't live with them. can't avoid them all the time either.


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    Re: I'm gonna get fired soon (again)

    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu May 29, 2014 7:08 pm

    what do you have to do for people to stop directing subtle hostility at you?

    live in a fucking gutter?

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    Re: I'm gonna get fired soon (again)

    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 29, 2014 8:58 pm

    I AM NOT ONLY REMOVED FROM YOU.

    I am exactly the same...

    You are gonna learn this lesson whether you like it or not!



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