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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Mar 29, 2014 6:08 am

    1 - Got pickpocketed. Damage: 300 kuai. I had to ask someone for money to get a cab back home. fortunately, he was ok with it. the guy who stuck his hand in my pocket and took all my money is better at stealing than i've ever been at anything in my life (which maybe isn't saying that much). i didn't feel anyone near me. i'm going to astral travel and kill the guy in my dreams tonight.

    2 - I saw a guy pick up a girl. two actually. two girls were walking by and he said "hello ladies" and they both started gushing. they walked by, but then went back and got his number. i never in my life had such an easy time picking up a girl. i guess some guys just got it. And I don’t. I must be uglier and more charmless than I realize. But that was one damn smooth pickup. Hello ladies. The ladies gush and the guy’s in business. He could have either one. He can pick one or with the guy’s luck, he’ll probably fuck both.



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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Mar 29, 2014 12:51 pm

    fucking petty criminal motherfuckers.

    how fucking DARE you reach into pi's pockets.

    how fucking DARE YOU.

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    Post  Psioncy on Sun Mar 30, 2014 6:31 am

    Don't be too jealous.  Those chicks probably didn't have dongs anyway.   No 

    Chicks with dongs would be *way* more into you you than him.  I'm sure.   Very Happy 

    All he can score is like, you know, vaginal women  Rolling Eyes


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    Post  Psioncy on Sun Mar 30, 2014 6:38 am

    Really?  You are ugly?

    Are you bald?

    Bucktoothed and crosseyed?

    What's the problem here exactly?


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    Post  Psioncy on Sun Mar 30, 2014 6:43 am

    Don't feel bad, I never get laid from bars anymore either.

    I repel human beings.  Even a crowded bar, if I squeeze into a seat, a hole will form around me.

    And then I just get extremely drunk and then who the fucks knows.

    Cuz I'm blacked out by that point.  

    Sometimes I wake up with mud on my boots.  Injuries.  Blood.

    But no girl.  I used to pick up girls sometimes, I mean I could really tell you some amazing stories of bar pickups.  

    Like my ex.  She was a two-fer.  I picked up this lady, well she was not a bar lady but a TBJ divorced lady.  And then I hooked up with ex GF later that same night.

    It was pretty awesome.

    But nowadays, nah.  I haven't been laid in months.  And I already know where going to a bar will lead, and it's not getting laid.  So I just drink at home and write insane rambling shit on the internet instead.


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    Post  Psioncy on Sun Mar 30, 2014 6:48 am

    Anyway, if you are bar virgin, don't think you ever know what's going on at bars.

    There's a lot of invisible shit going on. That random girl that "just happened" to go out to a bar that night?

    She goes out to bars all the time. The naive newb is YOU.

    That said, by the same token, alcoholic bar chicks are a lot easier to bed.

    If she mentions money in ANY context however, rest assured she's a whore.



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    Post  Psioncy on Sun Mar 30, 2014 6:52 am

    I've spent the entire evening talking to a chick, getting to know her, then making the suggestion to go back to my place.... just to hear something about MONEY.  That sets off the red flag alarm right there.

    The whore alarm.

    Sneaky fucking whores.  The money is a dead giveaway.

    A girl who is really interested in you is doing the LONG SCAM on you, so you shouldn't be hearing shit about money, aside from maybe buying her drinks at the beginning.  And then, you know, so long as you've gotten the poon, wherever it goes from there hardly matters.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Mar 30, 2014 9:15 am

    to see how petty chinese men are, look no further than bars.

    they always buy me drinks. never fails. the table next to me bought me more drinks than i could fucking drink. i only paid for my initial drink the whole night.

    the problem is one of the girls at their table kept making toasts with me and she started to get a little too friendly, so the guys politely insinuated that i should fuck off somewhere else.

    how fucking petty is that?

    how about this? stop pretending to be friends and buying me fucking drinks then if you're so worried about the women next to you talking to me. Jeebus man.

    yep, i'm ugly. that's why i spend so much time on the internet.

    actually, my problems with the ladies probably stem more from bad karma than being ugly. coz a lot of guys uglier than me score more chicks than I do. The gods are withholding pussy from me coz I pissed them off.




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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Mar 30, 2014 9:22 am

    Even if they're not whores technically, a lot of them are lecherous alcoholics.

    They invite you to their table and expect you to buy a round of fucking drinks for them and all their friends.

    And then you don't know if you're gonna get laid or if she's just using you to get free drinks.

    So what do you do? Take a risk and splurge on drinks even though you might get shit?

    I almost have more respect for whores. You know what you're getting in advance.

    Or .... I think some of these bars actually hire girls to chat up guys just so they can buy drinks to make money for the place.





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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Mar 30, 2014 9:24 am

    Yep, so I'm ugly, but I got whathamacallit ..... CHUTZPAH motherfucker.

    The problem is these bar girls can't carry a conversation long enough and are too stupid to GET my chutzpah.

    So my chutzpah is fucking useless in these places.

    I'm like Superman submerged in Lex Luthor's tank filled with Kryptonite.

    Chutzpah is something you will NEVER have, by the way.

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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Mar 31, 2014 6:32 am

    Yeah I don't need any of your stinking jew powers.

    CHUTZPAH is for fkn douchebags, I am a humble and sincere paragon of empathic virtue made of pure white light.

    And you are a fucking fetid decaying corpse of a middle-aged humanoid, with excrement for semen.

    You literally jizz poop right up your own butt.  Just to kick off a tuesday afternoon.

    Masturbating to the Kaballah.

    Incanting potty words while you shape your jizzpoop into a jizzpooop golem, then french kiss it to life so you can be gay with it.   Rolling Eyes


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon Mar 31, 2014 9:43 am

    you're a paragon of my cunt is what you are.

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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Mar 31, 2014 9:47 am

    What is your kind of prawragon? A towel?

    Are you in a locker room?  That towel is undissapeared to you.



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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Mar 31, 2014 9:49 am

    What are you, like eastern european, like a slav?

    Are you a fkn VAMPIRE?

    Dude,I know you hate cuz u r canadian.

    But really, we can band together and defeat the jews.


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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Mar 31, 2014 9:51 am

    Canada is like the most retarded country on Earth.

    SKI-DOO? Is the number one question. Answer is, of course, YES.

    You love the snow so much you have forgotten the pussy of the girl.

    When I see your face, bleeeding, into pavement. OK.

    I will feel like you learned a lesson then.


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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Mar 31, 2014 9:54 am

    Pi are you Canadian or American.

    If you are Canadian, you should explore your horizons.

    Even in America there are much better deals than Canada.

    Do I fkn hate canada or something..........?

    No I am just mentioning the truth.

    Don't listen to the US or Can gov. Just buy land and develop it.

    Then the gov becomes YOUR bitch.

    Unless you are canadian. If you are3 that, I will kill you where you stand.


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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Mar 31, 2014 9:55 am

    Ok, i have decided.

    you are canadian.

    I will help you reclaim your lands.


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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Mar 31, 2014 9:57 am

    Pi, I can't remember the name of thier tribe, but I know it is an important one?

    Our tribe don't forget:  colonialists.  Soon to fight the British.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon Mar 31, 2014 10:26 am

    hahaha, you're such a babbling clitoris that cant quite reach climax.

    some of us have JOBS to go to, stupid babbling cunt.

    later sugartits.

    keep babbling your vaginal squirts you cunt.




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    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon Mar 31, 2014 2:23 pm

    have a nice day, douchebag.

    and fuck maine.

    stephen king hasn't brushed his teeth in 20 years and keeps a rotting corpse in his cellar.

    from which he derives his inspiration.

    but the point is that all of maine has a putrid stench to it.

    and so will you.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon Mar 31, 2014 8:39 pm

    hey sciency, i'm getting sick of this shit.

    talking to you, this forum, adolescent insults. you know. that shit.

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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:05 am

    Hey I'll be the first to admit my blackout drunken posts are babbling idiocy.

    Maybe you can teach me how you manage to craft idiotic babbling sober?

    It would save me a lot of money on alcohol.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Apr 01, 2014 2:48 pm

    it's a GIFT, you stupid motherfuker.

    either you got it or you don't.

    and you, my friend, DON'T fucking GOT IT.


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