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    Otter is back

    Post  Psioncy on Tue Apr 01, 2014 5:59 am

    There's this thread on TBJ titled "Male Domination". I was just perusing it today, and I was shocked to find that I've posted in during my last three benders. It's funny cuz I have no memory of posting in it at any of those times, but if I drink again apparently I remember and go back to post in it somemore. Anyway, I also noticed that our old friend Otter is back. (He must have undownfalled himself somehow, the wiley bastard!) Personally I think it would be a fkn riot and a half if he could come over here and slap Pi around a bit for us. Cuz frankly my bitchslapping hand stings and needs some time off.



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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Apr 01, 2014 6:02 am

    CZ too, and MK, LK... the whole poodle criminal gang.  They all have active accounts.  RB and UFC are long gone, so come on over here and let's get FUBARing!

    You still remember how fun it is, right?  You're not gonna get that on TBJ anymore.  No 

    Or maybe RB and UFC were the only things that ever drew them here at all Sad


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    Re: Otter is back

    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Apr 01, 2014 1:37 pm

    stop dreaming, kiddo.

    nobody's coming on here unless you unleash the dogs on them again.

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    Post  silkywave3 on Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:50 pm

    No enemy, no funny  Neutral 


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    Re: Otter is back

    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Apr 01, 2014 6:00 pm

    yep.
    no enemy, no funny.
    no money, no honey.
    no otto, no motto.

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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Apr 02, 2014 4:54 am

    Yeah maybe u guys r right.

    Plus you know those poods like to act like they're somehow too good for this forum, even though they exist at the absolute lowest level of human dogshit and want to be here. They'd rather make everything boring and crappy than have any fun at all ever because they fucking suck like yesterday's tomorrow.

    Ok, I'll just do an Otto impression and you guys can fight with that, k?

    Duhhhrrrr Hi I'm fucking Otto. Blah blah blah poop, SK sucks. Sardonic something-or-other, Witty rejoinder, another poop joke, sarcastically alluding to something, more poop.



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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:27 am

    Ok, well if the theory is correct i can let UFC and RB back.  Not cuz I want to talk to them though, but because I miss the poods  Sad 

    But if I do that....  I need some moderation help.  Either POO or Niceone, who will delete post and ban users who violate the mod policey.

    The mod policy is simple, don't post other users' info.  

    UFC and RB can't control themselves, thus they require moderation.

    But expecting me to handle that bullshit on my own, fuck you.  I'm not doing it.

    I've been through it too many times already.

    When you take a shit anywhere, you better do it on the front lawn of a gated community and then reevaluate your entire perception of life.

    Then go see a psychiatrist, who has some vague history of raping his patients.

    Cuz that's what moderating these dickbags is like!


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:37 am

    I mean, by shrugging your shoulders and sumping all the responsibility on me.  You are are thereby insisting on being a little slut, who rolls her eyes at the mention of the world of difference between the chasm that is you and me.  The coward and the bitch.

    You want to man up?  Let me tell you something, evil takes care of business while providing you with a fantasy world.

    If you can't enlighten to that, then you can't suck your own weiner.  Or anyone elses.

    Let a alone a pussy.

    Which you are.

    Never. Forget.

    Psioncy has done what you don't know how to done did never.  And then you still want to bitch?

    I have plenty of enemies, but I'll make this community ENEMY NUMBER ONE in a *heartbeat*.  Just beg me by being your stupid asshole selves.

    All that ammo you think you've got?  LOL!   lol! 

    Yeah, fire it up bitches.  Do it now.  

    I'm just a-waiting for an excuse to piss all over you.  Literallly, pissing on you, all at once.

    It will be the greatest piss of my life! Open your mouthes, bitches!


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:49 am

    I guess I should apologize if I get my ejaculate and my piss confused sometime. But you know, they both come out my wiener, so.....

    You know.

    It's understanderable. Maybe it's a pee-jizz or more of a jizz-pee.

    One thing for sure, it's not like I care.

    I gave you a gift, be it jizz or piss or whatever combination in between. Just say "thank you" or I will fuck your eye socket!

    You gonna take those fluids to analyze in a lab then? Nah, that'll just be CSI.


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:50 am

    And I'll be in another country by then.

    Thanks for the eye socket sex though, I should at least say that.

    Sorry about your eye, btw.

    But as they say, you were full of crap anyway,  Right from your toes to your shit-colored eye(s?).

    1D vision is better than nothing.  Don't talking about the morning dew either, it's just doo=doo.

    Stuff it in your 1-2D eyesocket, you piss-faced cyclops named Otter.  It's not my problem, you crying bitch.  Work it out with mother.


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:45 am

    This is the Devil talking to you, and you're just laughing "ha ha ha"

    I guess you've never expirienced the Lake of Fire.

    I'm talking to all of you.

    Don't forget who I work for, his name is.....

    Some satanic church?  There won't be a doctor in this state that agrees with you.

    I'll put you in a cell for life.

    And the devil will still be real.  I just don't like traitors!


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:47 am

    Wait wait wait, if all the NATIVE AMERICAN states were the same states they were in pre-colonial white states.

    WE WERE NATIONS.

    This will not stand!


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:49 am

    The white man, like Pi, has only value that is his scalp.

    Are there more money for his ears? I stalk my quarry.

    Gallows?

    I don't know about your white man shit about gallows. But I will make one suggestion.

    Put black men on them.


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:50 am

    Sorry, i mean niggers.


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:51 am

    Good news Pi, my militia will spare you.

    Out of pity.


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:54 am

    Otter the Jew will not be spared, he will be sent to a concentration camp, as an admitted jew.
    Maybe I will save him. But if i do.... it will just be for shits and giggles!


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:05 am

    She pulled her skirt up.

    Pulled her panties down.

    And started to masturbate.

    IT WAS THE MAN'S FAULT!


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:06 am

    Shit, u men r truly stupid.

    She did that intentionally. It was your fault?

    Or hers?

    She exposed her underwear pussy?

    R u retarded?


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:09 am

    As the queen of the Equinox, do you take down your panties?

    Take a glass of water and splash it on ur hooch?

    I'm a catholic priest!


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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Apr 02, 2014 12:23 pm

    Even so. I will hit that.



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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Apr 03, 2014 6:20 am

    Ok, I'm relatively sober now.  Actually I just started drinking again, but we're still in the stage where I can write semi-coherently.

    Otter is more than welcome to SK as it is, after all, his *home*.  Come home Otter!  Otter come home, where you belooooong. I think that is some kind of famous song but I can't quite place it.  But anyway you know, I'm guessing his flaming skills are a tad rusty after such a long hiatus.  Probably to the point where I'd just let Pi kick him around and you know, just watch and laugh, and point.  Cuz pointing always makes stuff so much more humiliating.


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Apr 03, 2014 6:31 am

    What does that mean when you start drinking at 5 AM everyday?

    I used to start at 9 or 10 PM, but somehow it just kept getting later and later.

    Actually contrary to popular belief, morning doesn't suck for a drunk, so long as you keep the blinds drawn and don't go outside.

    Going outside is stupid anyway, there's nothing out there. Just a bunch of people doing stuff and businesses and schools and banks and diners and nature, and shopping and stuff.  All of which I have no interest in whatsoever.

    At home you have INTERNET.  And masturbation.  It doesn't get any better than that.  Well masturbation would be better with a female present.  Actually if a female were present masturbation wouldn't even be necessary.  BUT, you couldn't get as much drinking and internetting in with a nagging bitch there, so I guess it's like a trade off sort of balancing act that's 13 of one and a baker's dozen of the other.  Plus masturbating is also good cuz you can do stuff in a sex fantasy that would surely get you arrested in real life.


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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Apr 11, 2014 12:31 am

    Otter is a fucking worthless turd, forget about him.

    I am the king of this universe, sucks as much as he himself does.

    I demand respect!


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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Apr 11, 2014 12:54 am

    Hey Otter and Pigshit Poo.

    You'll be wrapped around my finger!


    You worthless pieces of pigshit.  I  can't wait to take you down.

    Mephistophlies is not my name.


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