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    The Great Splendini

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    sciency, here's why you're totally fucked

    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:23 pm

    you have a DNA strand that says "totally fucked" on it.

    you need a microscope to see it.

    not just any ol' microscope. but a really fancy one.

    the point is that your totally fuckedupness is encoded in your DNA.

    normally, you cannot mess with DNA.

    but if you like, i can have a look at it and maybe swap the DNA strand out for a marshmallow.

    trust me, i'm a mad goofball.

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    Psioncy

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    Re: sciency, here's why you're totally fucked

    Post  Psioncy on Thu Apr 03, 2014 3:37 am

    Wow, so like my DNA spells out uncomplimentary words about me.  Good one  Rolling Eyes 

    Did you think that up all by yourself, or did you have to pinch your nostrils shut and blow really hard for inspiration?

    At least I wasn't born with the word "ASSHOLE" written across my forehead, like, you know, YOU WERE!

    Fancy microscope, huh?  Maybe you could use it to find your balls.


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