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    Psioncy

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    Naked and Afraid!

    Post  Psioncy on Tue Apr 08, 2014 8:02 am

    Ok, let's assume u left in similar situation in the amazonian rain forest.

    His first question is gonna be "is your dick bigger than mine?"

    Which of course it is.  By several incehes.

    Then we really get into it. He say "Ok to surive have to blah blah, blha blah blah!"

    After this point I'm just fucking the bitch so much, I can't really concentrate.


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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Apr 08, 2014 8:04 am

    look bro!\....

    Pussy is pussy in the jungle!

    I didn'te even meant to do it.


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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Apr 08, 2014 8:06 am

    Look, I'll just be honest honest. When you are fucking that chick it feel really good!


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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Apr 08, 2014 8:08 am

    I don't care what race she is. In fact there is a chinese i like, just for sex. But that doesn't mena i like chinese for sex, just her.


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    just one more time

    Post  Psioncy on Tue Apr 08, 2014 8:09 am

    o ks sohwat she is married, and i miss her.  I just want to sex with her again.


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    Re: Naked and Afraid!

    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Apr 08, 2014 1:57 pm

    sky n' sea.

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    Post  Psioncy on Wed Apr 09, 2014 10:15 am

    Wow, I truly out of my gourd on that one.

    There really is a show called "Naked and Afraid" though and it's kinda interesting. I was watching the new season last night.

    They take a male/female pair and drop them off in a jungle envrionment for 22 days to see if they can survive, with nothing. Not even clothes.

    Every episode is pretty similar actually, cuz the strategy is always the same: shelter, fire, water, food. That's it. If they can get those four figured out, they usually hold out til the end and win. If one of those four doesnt' get figured out, they're fucked, tap out and lose.


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    Re: Naked and Afraid!

    Post  Psioncy on Wed Apr 09, 2014 10:21 am

    I don't think I can do it, and I have a lot of survival experience. But here we're talking about not even having shoes.

    Plus it's jungle environments, I can't deal with jungles. All my experience is aboreal forests, where the animals have a certain degree of wisdom.

    Jungle animals will jsut fucking kill you if they can.

    So these contenstants are in jungles full of venomous snakes walking around naked. Not to mention howler monkeys and crocodiles and a lot of apex predators. I'm really sorta surprised nobody's gotten killed yet.

    Or fucked. I mean they both naked and sleeping in the same shelter every night. I mean, you'd think some fucking would have to happen at some point. But I guess maybe when you're dehydrated and starving, you stop caring about sex.

    Not me, if I were facing imminent danger of any sort, obtaining sex would be my FIRST priority.


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