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    Psioncy

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    This is your captain speaking...

    Post  Psioncy on Wed Apr 09, 2014 12:38 pm

    Ladies and Gentlemen:

    This your captain speaking.  Yes, I'm drunk.

    Irregardless, we are about to crash and die.  It's inevitable.

    Please don't give one single fuck about your seatbelts, they won't make any difference.

    Nor will the oxygen masks. In fact they will just make you more awake and aware of your own horrific death.

    You are about to become flesh-goo. But look on the bright side, it will be very quick.

    In about 10 minutes.  Give or take.

    Also if you look out the left side of your window you can see some lovely clouds.  Please enjoy them.

    See you in Hell!

    -Captain Psioncy.


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    Re: This is your captain speaking...

    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed Apr 09, 2014 5:47 pm

    seriously,

    what do they say when a plane is actually nose-diving to everyone's early grave?

    keep calm?


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    Re: This is your captain speaking...

    Post  Psioncy on Wed Apr 09, 2014 6:51 pm

    Engine failure, cracking fuselage, praying that turns to screaming, weeping, scattered limbs, mayday... and other airplane crash related words that prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that this reply is fully on-topic.


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    "It's all part of the plan."
    "What is the plan?"
    "I kind of make the plan up as I go."
    "That's not really a plan then."
    "Okay, so it's not a plan. Look, I'm not good with plans."

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    Re: This is your captain speaking...

    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed Apr 09, 2014 7:20 pm

    yeah, well my pet peeve is you posting comments in the wrong thread.

    this is the CAPTAIN SPEAKING thread, NOT the NEW POST thread.

    in case your head is deeply etched in your ass and you didn't notice.

    i think you do it on purpose to try to gain a subtle psychological edge over your opponents.

    which is a fucking joke because NOTHING you do will EVER give you an edge over me.

    NOTHING.


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    Re: This is your captain speaking...

    Post  Psioncy on Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:44 am

    The Great Splendini wrote:yeah, well my pet peeve is you posting comments in the wrong thread.

    this is the CAPTAIN SPEAKING thread, NOT the NEW POST thread.

    in case your head is deeply etched in your ass and you didn't notice.

    i think you do it on purpose to try to gain a subtle psychological edge over your opponents.



    How *dare* you sir!!!  How fucking DARE you level such accusations at me.

    I will not have the good name of my cyber-alias dragged through the mud by the likes of you.

    You forked-tongue slandering SNAKE.

    I challenge you to a duel!


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    "What is the plan?"
    "I kind of make the plan up as I go."
    "That's not really a plan then."
    "Okay, so it's not a plan. Look, I'm not good with plans."

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