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    The Great Splendini

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    Fuck Led Zeppelin (and everyone who likes Led Zeppelin, especially the douchebag moderator of this forum)

    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:06 pm

    This site analyzes a lot of the Zeppelin lyrics. I'll be taking a look at it and giving my opinions. Stay tuned, kids.

    http://mysteryoftheiniquity.com/music/led-zepplin/


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:19 pm

    ok, what we got here?

    "Let the music be your master. Will you heed the master’s call?" -- Houses of the Holy

    Thank you Bobby and Jimmy for making it painfully obvious what your music is all about - control.

    God, this is too easy.

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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:13 pm

    You just crossed the line, asshole.

    Stop trying to "prove" that great music is Satanic, when I already totally agree with you that's it's Satanic.

    It's blatantly satanic, any idiot could figure that out just by reading the lyrics.

    SO FUCKING WHAT?  It's still great music.  And you love it.

    So start thanking Satan instead of being a whiny traitorous douche.


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:19 pm

    And stop referring to me as "moderator", I've only moderated you once, and it was cuz you were talking smack about my kid.

    And I would have moderated anyone else for doing the same to any other user.  In fact I have many times in the case of MK.

    Otherwise, in the absense of the stalking duo, there is 0 moderation on this forum.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:35 pm

    I didn't cross any line. I'm making a point.

    No, I don't love it.

    I used to like anything and everything that had a good sound to it.

    That was before I was too young to realize that people need to be paying attention to lyrics.

    Lyrics are 50% of a song.

    And these lyrics are batshit insanity.

    I like to sing along when I listen to music.

    I would classify myself as certifiably insane if I sang "let the music be your master, do you heed your master's call?".

    No one who is sane can possibly sing along to this.

    The lyrics are batshit insanity.

    And therefore, I don't qualify this as good music.

    And I encourage people to stop listening to it.

    There's plenty of good music that sounds good and does not have these insane lyrics.

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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:00 pm

    Yeah we're still waiting for you to release to approved playlist.   Rolling Eyes 

    You gonna sing "Amazing Grace" all the doo-dah day long? Hymns are the same thing, mind control.


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:07 pm

    Father once spoke of an Angel
    I used to dream he'd appear
    Now as I sing I can sense him
    And I know he's here

    Here in this room, he calls me softly
    Somewhere inside, hiding
    Somehow I know he's always with me
    He, the unseen genius

    I watched your face from the shadows/Christine you must have been dreaming
    Distant through all the applause/Stories like this can't come true
    I hear your voice in the darkness/Christine you're talking in riddles
    Yet the words aren't yours/And it's not like you

    Angel of music, light and darkness
    Come to me now, Angel!

    Angel of music, light and darkness
    Grant to me your glory


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:22 pm

    How about Fly Me to the FUCKING MOON?

    How about that one?


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Apr 11, 2014 11:58 am

    Psioncy wrote:

    So start thanking Satan instead of being a whiny traitorous douche.

    No fucking way am I bowing down to that motherfucker.

    You DO know how he got kicked out of heaven, don't you?

    Fucking Jesus's sister.

    And gambling debts.

    That shyster can go fuck himself.

    And get thee fucking hence.

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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Apr 11, 2014 2:16 pm

    You've got the sides confused.  Nobody is expecting you to bow.

    Man, I tell you.  I think if someone bowed to me, personally, I would be highly tempted to kick them directly in their fucking face.

    Bowing is disgusting, it's like the ultimate form of S&M.

    That being said I would bow to virtually anyone or anything at this point if I thought it would score me some tail.

    Jesus.

    But I know it won't make any difference, so fuck all y'all.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Apr 11, 2014 4:41 pm

    I was bowed to when I stayed in a 5-star hotel.

    It's totally fucking repulsive.

    But people will do anything if you have (or in my case are perceived to have) money.


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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Apr 12, 2014 5:25 am

    Wow, look at that, we fucking agree on something.   cheers  We actually agree on a hell of a lot.

    Most everyone else just think I'm insane.




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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Apr 12, 2014 5:37 am

    Like when I talk about the World of Lies, they might think I'm just being cynical.  But I'm not, I'm just trying to look at things as they really are.

    The World of Lies protects itself, the sophistry to do so is encoded into it.

    So if you're talking about Satanic Lyrics, you'll just go round and round with people arguing that it's not Satanic.  And not even knowing why they're arguing so, especially when listening to the lyrics makes it so obvious.  The reason they're arguing a lie, is out of fear.  They don't even want to contemplate such things, so they deny them.  Not to convince you, but to convince themselves.  It's a defense mechanism.

    Now I just want to point out something.  If there really is a Satan and he's really inspiring the music, at least give him some fucking credit for being an artistic genius.  I mean come on, God has all kinds of apologists that will say don't blame God for the misdeeds of his followers.  I think Satan should get the same benefit of the doubt at least.

    I could get into all kinds of stuff here, about art and freeing the mind, the garden of eden, and all that.  Where would we be without that forbidden fruit?  We'd have no art is where we'd be.  Now imagine an artless humanity, it's pretty fucking depressing ain't it?

    Freedom comes with a dark side, and there's no getting around it.


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