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    The Great Splendini

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    A Faustian bargain for you, sciency

    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Apr 18, 2014 2:33 pm

    1 - All the poontang you want - unlimited - for an entire year

    OR

    2 - All the money you want - unlimited - for an entire year

    But you can't have both.

    Need to choose one.

    And in return, you need to make Satanic music that will keep kids doped up so they can't find their direction later in life.

    Get back to me within 24 hours to tell me your decision.

    Sincerely,

    The Devil


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    Psioncy

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    Re: A Faustian bargain for you, sciency

    Post  Psioncy on Fri Apr 18, 2014 10:04 pm

    If the money is invested, do the returns dry up after one year as well?  

    If I can use the money to make fuckloads more money after that year is up, this is an easy one.

    And on the poon side, I have to wonder, am I limited by my own sexual prowess, which would probably max out at 3-6 bitches per day.  

    Let's call it an even 5.  

    365 x 5 = a mere 1825 bitches  Rolling Eyes 

    I'm pretty sure multi-fucktillions of dollars could net one a lot more bitches than that.  Twisted Evil 

    Sure you could squeeze it a lot more I suppose, assuming you don't blow your load on each one, just line the bitches up and only pop it in once or twice a piece.

    But that seems kinda lame.

    Which would you choose, Ol' Scratchy?  Suspect


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