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    The Great Splendini

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    Never waste 31 Renboobies for a haircut

    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Apr 24, 2014 7:53 pm

    I learned something very important in my life in the greatest country on earth today.

    I usually get 10 RMB haircuts at the cheapie joints.

    But they're shit.

    So I tried a snazzier place.

    Same exact shitty haircut.

    What they do is cut it really really short.

    Why?

    Because it's easier to disguise the fact that you have zero fashion sense by giving someone a fucking crew cut.

    These barber places are all the same.

    People don't know what they're doing or make any effort to get better at their jobs and actually learn how to do it properly.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Apr 24, 2014 7:55 pm

    I always look like a total fucking idiot for a week after a hair cut.

    I tried 12 different barber places. they all give the same stupid crappy hair cut.

    Which is basically a fucking crew cut.

    Which is not what I ask for.

    They're stupid and they don't give a shit about learning how to do their job properly.

    There's only one woman I found that does it well. But she's across the city.

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    I totally understand your feeling, I feel the same

    Post  silkywave3 on Fri Apr 25, 2014 11:47 am

    So actually when I was in college, I cut my hair by myself.
    The guys in the barber shops are idiots, they are not clean and have no taste, their only skill is to color people' hair to be colorful. pig 


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    The Great Splendini

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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Apr 25, 2014 1:26 pm

    yeah, i've heard of people cutting their own hair. but i'd be afraid.

    yep, they're total idiots. from what i've seen, most of them have absolutely zero training.

    they always just give me a fucking crew cut because it's the easiest thing to do.

    it's bloody annoying.

    wow, sciency isn't around. isn't that great?

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    Re: Never waste 31 Renboobies for a haircut

    Post  Psioncy on Fri Apr 25, 2014 2:28 pm

    I pay 10 RMB, and it's exactly the same cut I'd get for 300.

    In fact I can walk into virtually any hair salon in Beijing and say "same hairstyle" and get exactly the same thing every time.

    My hair looks fucking fabulous BTW.

    I only lightly baby shampoo it 2-3 per week and comb it regularly, like 20 times a day.  It downright glistens.

    It's enchanting even, people just get lost in it.  cyclops


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    Post  silkywave3 on Fri Apr 25, 2014 4:47 pm

    Psioncy wrote:...comb it regularly, like 20 times a day...
     Neutral  So you are a comb-in-hand-all-days-long-and-use-it-anytime guy?


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Apr 25, 2014 8:47 pm

    Sciency is like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever.

    His hair is a very important part of who he is.

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    Re: Never waste 31 Renboobies for a haircut

    Post  Psioncy on Sun Apr 27, 2014 11:53 pm

    silkywave3 wrote:
    Psioncy wrote:...comb it regularly, like 20 times a day...
     Neutral  So you are a comb-in-hand-all-days-long-and-use-it-anytime guy?

    yeah, whatever.  A mirror.  Polished stone.... any reflective surface.  It's time to whip my comb out of my back pocket and comb my hair.

    Combing your hair incessantly is good.  I'm in my 40's, and I couldn't have finer thicker hair.  

    I even have some baldness in my genes, but it never touches me.

    I've got angel hair, and it SHINES.  All from combing and NOT overwashing.  It's a simple formula that few retards figure out.

    Overwashing damages the hair and depletes sebum (the natural oil in hair that gives it its luster). Combing stimulates the folicles and keep them healthy.

    Silky is a girl, she doesn't know men's rooms.  In my school days, the boys were always in the boys room combing their hair and talking about stuff.  In china, I never see anyone combing their hair.  And their hair looks like shit and then they go bald.

    Shit, these chinese m'fkrs don't even wash their hands!  It's fkn disgusting.  How fkn hard is it to hit the soap dispenser scrub a bit and rinse?  It takes 10 seconds.

    Not even after taking a dump.  I have yet to see ONE do it!

    (And that's why I refuse to shake your hand)

    Fucking checkwa nongmin chinese shitpigs. Just go live on a farm. As livestock.


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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Apr 28, 2014 12:00 am

    The Great Splendini wrote:Sciency is like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever.

    His hair is a very important part of who he is.


    John Travolta is a fkn fruitbasket scientologist.

    But his hair is pretty awesome, you gotta admit!


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