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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:30 am

    people are always working.

    and people are always asking you to do extra work.

    and no one wants to pay for anything.

    i was trying to be friendly with a colleague.

    just talking, trying to be friendly with a local.

    next thing i know i have to proof-read her fucking book.

    and MAYBE i'll get paid.

    everyone's always fucking trying to get work out of you.

    people don't know how to relax and make friends just for the sake of it.

    people just using each other.

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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:44 am

    china is hell.

    god sent me here to punish me because i must have done something really bad.

    chinese people who manage to escape to a western country have the grace of god on their shoulders.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Apr 29, 2014 7:29 pm

    i just got handed chapter 1 of 14 to proof-read.

    it's all this fucking bullshit technical shit.

    i was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

    and i blame YOU, sciency, you motherfucker.

    coz your posts fuck with my internal fucking navigation system.

    i should have been somewhere else.

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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Apr 29, 2014 7:32 pm

    Yeah, I always turn down editing work. Or "polishing".

    What polishing actually means is rewriting every single fucking sentence.

    And yeah the longer and more complex the sentences, the harder they are to decipher.

    Anyone not acquainted with Chinglish already would just shake their head and declare it completely incoherent.


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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Apr 29, 2014 7:37 pm

    They're always trying to work some angle on you.

    Manipulative fucks.

    I do know some chinese that are straight shooters, but they are few and far between.

    And probably regarded as "unclever" by their sleazebag peers.


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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Apr 29, 2014 7:46 pm

    It has a lot to do with what line of work they're in.  Managers, marketeers, businessfolk.... forget about it.  They're always trying edge up on everyone around them.

    People with technical jobs are generally pretty honest though.  I've worked with a lot of engineers who were straight forward and sincere.

    Look at Silky.  You may not always like what she says, but you can see she's no bullshit artist either.  And, no surprise, she's got a technical job.

    I think that's how it works in China.  If you are intelligent and honest you end with a technical job.  If you are manipulative sophist fucker, you end up a manager.

    If you're a TOTAL LYING SCUMBAG, you get to go into sales, or maybe even be owner.

    If you're only good at lying with numbers, your job is accountant.

    If you're an incompetent idiot, but relatively honest, it's menial labor for you.

    If you're an incompetent idiot who lies like a sieve, you get to be a government official.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Apr 29, 2014 8:15 pm

    oh, the top people in power are not just liars.

    they're pure fucking EVIL.

    black hearts, man.

    anyway, this woman is fairly nice. but if i have to end up having to rewrite everything, i'll tell her i have no time.

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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:37 pm

    you have to be careful in china.

    you think people are just talking to you because they're shooting the shit.

    but actually they're plotting and scheming.

    nobody talks to you unless they want to use you for something.

    if they don't think they can get anything out of you, they just ignore you.

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    Wow sciency is a ZhongGuoTong now

    Post  silkywave3 on Thu May 01, 2014 9:57 pm

    Psioncy wrote:Look at Silky.  You may not always like what she says, but you can see she's no bullshit artist either.  And, no surprise, she's got a technical job.

    I think that's how it works in China.  If you are intelligent and honest you end with a technical job.  If you are manipulative sophist fucker, you end up a manager.

    If you're a TOTAL LYING SCUMBAG, you get to go into sales, or maybe even be owner.

    If you're only good at lying with numbers, your job is accountant.

    If you're an incompetent idiot, but relatively honest, it's menial labor for you.

    If you're an incompetent idiot who lies like a sieve, you get to be a government official.
    Nice summary.


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    Post  Psioncy on Fri May 02, 2014 2:20 am

    silkywave3 wrote:
    Psioncy wrote:Look at Silky.  You may not always like what she says, but you can see she's no bullshit artist either.  And, no surprise, she's got a technical job.

    I think that's how it works in China.  If you are intelligent and honest you end with a technical job.  If you are manipulative sophist fucker, you end up a manager.

    If you're a TOTAL LYING SCUMBAG, you get to go into sales, or maybe even be owner.

    If you're only good at lying with numbers, your job is accountant.

    If you're an incompetent idiot, but relatively honest, it's menial labor for you.

    If you're an incompetent idiot who lies like a sieve, you get to be a government official.
    Nice summary.

    Yeah, I agree. Why doesn't Pi agree with us???



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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue May 06, 2014 1:53 pm

    So this broad took my number down like 6 months ago.

    She asked me for my number and I never heard from her.

    Not a peep.

    Now I know why. She was plotting and scheming that if she ever needed someone to proof-read her documents, she could use me.

    And the minute the chance arrived, she pounced on me.

    Man, seriously, Chinese people are one-dimensional and shallow.

    And did I mention opportunistic scheming plotting connivers?

    I'm SO MUCH more than just a fucking English-speaking proof-reader, people.

    I am a GOD among mere mortals.

    Why can't you people see that?

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    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 08, 2014 1:29 am

    dude, you have to learn humility.

    I bet I haven't even been laid in longer than you.

    Why?

    They are trying to "teach" us something. But we have nothing to be taught.

    There will be endless pussy when this is over, for both of us, I promise.

    Be strong, don't be weak. Our time to fight is now.

    And we are lucky for that.

    Fighting is even better than fucking!


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 08, 2014 1:32 am

    You know what Poop?

    You have a toilet of a liberal brain.  I give up on you.

    Go suck shit in Hell!

    I am the roman praetorian pontificus pilot.

    I wash my butt of you!!!!


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 08, 2014 1:44 am

    I'm not kidding. Get excreted out my butthole then be gone.

    So I can go on to fight Jeebers and God and all those guys.

    You are just holding me back with all ur bullshit!!!


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu May 08, 2014 7:05 am

    This is one of the sentences I had to read in proof-reading this shit:

    "It takes brains to administer the affairs of the state"

    God fucking help me.

    Won't get fooled again. Next time a Chinese person asks for my number, my answer will be no.






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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu May 08, 2014 7:10 am

    Psioncy wrote:
    Go suck shit in Hell!

    I already AM sucking shit in HELL, Punctius.

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    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 08, 2014 2:35 pm

    Yeah, but like the shit needs to be at a full boiling.

    And also boiling when it comes out your butt, or re-regurgitated.

    The current temperature levels are unnacceptably low.

    Let me hit the thermostat for you.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu May 08, 2014 2:50 pm

    Text message sent from my crap-phone:

    "I started proofreading your document but I am too busy. I'm really sorry but I can't finish it."

    Fucking Chinglish was doing my fucking head in.

    Recipient of text message turns fucking purple and starts plotting her revenge.

    Ha ha ha.

    Get close to me for the sole purpose of using me.

    I'll make you think I will help you, but then I won't.

    That's how I roll, motherfuckers.

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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu May 08, 2014 3:11 pm

    Now she wants me dead.

    Well, fuck her.

    Never seen so many people just using each other like here man.

    It's like a fucking disease.

    Just go pay someone if you need proof-reading.

    If you can't afford to pay someone, do it yourself or don't do it at all.



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    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 08, 2014 4:20 pm

    Have you made it clear you'll accept tail in exchange for your services?


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu May 08, 2014 5:15 pm

    nah, she's not interested in giving up booty.

    at least not that i know.

    and she's married, so i won't go there anyway.

    she hasn't replied to the text message.

    she's really pissed.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu May 08, 2014 5:16 pm

    she took down my number like 6 months ago.

    and i never heard from her.

    the ONLY reason she asked for my number was a situation like this.

    so fuck her.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu May 08, 2014 5:19 pm

    most of the sentences are indecipherable.

    you have no idea what they're trying to say half the time.

    and the content is stupid.

    this stuff is fucking hell.

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    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 08, 2014 5:27 pm

    Yeah fuck that. I edit my private student's writing, but I'm also assigning it properly and guiding them. And I do it in class alongside them so they actually fucking learn something from it.

    Otherwise I will do no editing work, flat out refuse it from the get-go.

    I've even gone into big companies to do audio work, and they hand me a script full of indecipherable chinglish. And I tell them, this makes no fucking sense! And they tell me just to read it as is, which of course I can't do without sounding like an unbelievable retard, so that's an hour of unpaid editing work I'm roped into.  Rolling Eyes 


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu May 08, 2014 5:36 pm

    reading is one thing.

    correcting it is really fucking annoying.

    she caught me off guard.
    i saw her coming out of her car with a badminton racket, so i went over just to be friendly.
    coz that's what normal decent human beings do. try to be friendly to people not to get something.

    next thing i know i get slapped with this document.

    either way, i would have been fucked. if i would have said no from the get-go, she'd be pissed anyway.

    oh well, it's impossible not to piss people off.

    but these people need to learn to pay professionals for services. there are probably lots of chinese people out there with good english who need this kind of work.



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