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    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 08, 2014 5:42 pm

    Nah, chinese english teacher's can't edit or polish for shit. At best they circle obvious errors.

    Editing here means rewriting every sentence. Or even helping them structure their paper.

    The chinese way of grammar is just long run on sentences, and they don't learn outlining in school.

    So it's just big fucking retarded word jumble, in either language.

    Haven't you ever wondered why they have to talk endlessly about everything. These m'fkrs can spend half an hour discussing information you and I could exchange in two or three sentences. They might as well be monkeys hooting at each other.


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 08, 2014 5:51 pm

    Wow, today is really chink grilling day.

    (Sorry Silkes Razz)

    Maybe I should bump the "Fuck White People" thread to assuage my guilt....  scratch


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu May 08, 2014 6:15 pm

    She didn't understand my fucking message.

    She replies "when will you finish?"

    Christ.

    I meant I NEVER EVER EVER intend to fucking finish.

    I meant FIND SOME OTHER SHLUMP.

    Fuck ME.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu May 08, 2014 6:18 pm

    Fuck ME.

    I'm a SHLUMP.

    There's like 12 other chapters.

    No fucking way in hell am I doing all of them.

    I'm doing the first one and then she can go get fucked.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu May 08, 2014 7:00 pm

    I should have sent a more ominous text message to get the point across:

    "We will annihilate your peoples. And build our empire atop the ashes of your chinglish-ridden documents."

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    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 08, 2014 7:03 pm

    Why don't you just lie and get out of it?

    Tell her someone died, you have to leave town, you're ill, whatever... and be done with her.

    I usually don't advocate lying, but this is defensive lying against a manipulative cunt, so it's perfectly fine.


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 08, 2014 7:10 pm

    Or tell her directly "Hey I feel like i'm being manipulated here, and I'm not gonna do this for you."

    That's exactly how I would handle it.

    People are always saying "be polite" with chinese, and "give face".... but in fact those are the two stupidest things you can do here. All it does it create a margin of bullshit for them to try to manipulate you in. There is no benefit in it. If you are not a lying manipulative cunt, you're never gonna come out ahead in that game. So don't fkn play it.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu May 08, 2014 7:39 pm

    problem is she works here and she can get me fired by yapping to the other boss.

    not that i give a shit anyway.

    this job is shit.

    or maybe she can't because this really has nothing to do with my job.

    i agreed to do it. so i wonder if that holds me responsible.

    but the thing is there's like 12 more chapters and there's no fucking way in hell i'm doing all of that.

    so she may as well start looking for another solution now.

    i think i can say something like: "this is not part of my job and I don't have time. please find someone else."

    and i'm going to avoid her like the fucking plague after this.



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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu May 08, 2014 7:41 pm

    yep, manipulation.

    that's what it is.

    and then they give you the evil stinkeye when they see you.

    so the only way out of this is to avoid her like the plague.

    because she is never gonna forget this, which she interprets as being slighted.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu May 08, 2014 7:44 pm

    at work, they got you by the balls.

    they can fire you for the slightest reason.

    if you ever decide to go the "impolite" route, you gotta update your CV first.

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    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 08, 2014 7:46 pm

    Yeah she probably doesn't want the boss knowing that she's assigning you work unrelated to the company.

    I had that problem before, a manager asking me to edit some documents.  Later I figured out it was private work of hers she was getting me to do for free.  Fucking bitch.  Unfortunately for her, she couldn't keep it up long, cuz I figure out chinky bullshit like that right quick.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu May 08, 2014 7:47 pm

    Yeah, I'm gonna go with this.

    "Sorry, this is not part of my job and I don't have time. Please find someone else."

    It's firm, but not too harsh or insulting.

    It doesn't insinuate that she's done anything wrong.

    I don't think it makes her lose face.

    If I insult her, I'm dead. She's gonna yap.

    But anyway, another guy at work wants me dead. And I think that's much more serious.
    He was buying me drinks and I think he wanted to do business with me and I stopped talking to him.





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    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 08, 2014 7:51 pm

    You want to spare this bitches "face" and another guy wants you dead because you stopped talking to him?

    You really live in world of fucking babies, don't you?

    The way I see it people don't have a RIGHT to manipulate me, and I have every right in the world to defend myself against that shit.

    So fuck their stupid "face".  Rolling Eyes 

    They encroached, they got warned, and they kept going anyway. It was their choice to incur the full wrath of my rudeness.

    And long deep lasting scars to the psyche if need be.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu May 08, 2014 7:52 pm

    Yeah, this is PURE chinese bullshit.

    Because she NEVER spoke to me before this even she asked for my number for months.

    but yeah, good point. she might not yap because it has nothing to do with work anyway.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu May 08, 2014 7:55 pm

    I don't know if he wants me dead.

    He got the point that I want nothing to do with him, so he stopped talking to me.

    But he was looking at me a little psychotically. Like he stopped on the street and stared at me for like 5 minutes.

    I don't know what he's thinking. It creeped me out a little.

    And he's a cop. That doesn't help.

    I gotta get the fuck out of here. This is the absolute worst fucking job in my life ever. Shitty pay and fucked up people.

    I'm too lazy to keep moving around. I'm tired of moving around.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu May 08, 2014 7:56 pm

    Dude, this is my workplace.

    They yap and I need to pack.

    They sure as hell ain't gonna side with me.

    Unless they hate each other.

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    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 08, 2014 7:58 pm

    Lots of jobs in Beijing.

    I might have to get one myself... right after I drink this liquor.  drunken 


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    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 08, 2014 8:01 pm

    Oh man, I had something really funny with a staring slack-jawed nong happen just a few days ago.

    This young nong dude was in the hutong, staring at me while I was buying food. I ignored him.

    Then I left and he got on his bike and came up behind me then passed me. Once he was in front of me he cocked his head around to keep staring... and crashed the bike! I fkn LOL'd!!


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu May 08, 2014 8:01 pm

    Psioncy wrote:

    The way I see it people don't have a RIGHT to manipulate me, and I have every right in the world to defend myself against that shit.


    I know, I know.

    that's the way I see it.

    he's gonna have to kill me and drag my dead body if he wants something from me.

    he looks like he crawled out of a sewer. only a complete idiot would trust him.

    let him kill me so i can haunt him after i die.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu May 08, 2014 8:04 pm

    that's different.

    that's just curiosity.

    this guy is quasi-stalking me and quasi planning to have me whacked.

    he's desperate.

    he doesn't make enough money and for some reason he thinks i can help him.

    maybe he has some kind of good idea that requires a foreigner.

    but i just don't trust him.

    i sent off the text:

    "sorry, i'm not going to finish. i don't have time. please find someone else."

    now her face is blue and purple and her pussy is dry.



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    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 08, 2014 8:05 pm

    I was total prick too. I just walked past his crash site laughing.

    These fucking idiots that get distracted by shit while riding a bike, it's unbelievable. I see them every day.

    And the rubbernecking m'fkrs crash all the time from it too, yet they keep doing it.

    That's like some serious retard DNA they got a strain of.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu May 08, 2014 8:06 pm

    Psioncy wrote:Lots of jobs in Beijing.
     

    yep.

    got an offer in Beijing a few months ago.

    turned it down.

    although i read something about the govt taking strong measures to cut down the pollution levels.

    so that might entice me back.

    salary of that place was good.

    they wanted me to teach chemistry.

    i said I can't.

    she insisted.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu May 08, 2014 8:07 pm

    yeah, but at work with people in power it's scarier.

    because these people know me and have seen me many times before.

    so why the need to stare?
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    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 08, 2014 8:14 pm

    Chemistry? What a joke. I read science journals every day. And there's no fucking way I'd be able to teach chemistry without looking like a dumbass, having to have students explain the concepts to me.

    I taught chemistry with a private student once, it was like a refresher course for me. I found I'd forgotten most of it.

    Same with calculus. This one student was always asking me to help him with his calculus homework, and I tarded out... bad.

    And the kid is bitching cuz I'd told him taken uni level calculus, which is true. I just can't remember half that shit, it was too long ago. And I don't use it.



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    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 08, 2014 8:20 pm

    yeah i wouldn't take that job. Chemistry is core subject on the gaokao, so they study it every year in high school, and know it better than I do.

    Go ahead, ask almost any chinese teenage to draw a molecule of salt or methane or whatever, and he can probably do it.


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