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    Neon Lights, Nobel Prize!

    Post  Psioncy on Fri May 02, 2014 3:58 am

    Neon lights, nobel prize....


    When leader speaks....

    A leader dies!



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    Re: Neon Lights, Nobel Prize!

    Post  Psioncy on Fri May 02, 2014 4:02 am

    I am not that kind of leader.

    I am silent coventry.


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    Post  Psioncy on Fri May 02, 2014 4:12 am

    Moral, I am.

    Forgiving I am not.


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    Post  Psioncy on Fri May 02, 2014 4:15 am

    Seasons don't fear the Reaper..........

    Nor do the wind, the Sun, nor the Rain.............

    We can be like they are!


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    Post  Psioncy on Fri May 02, 2014 4:16 am

    Don't fear the Reaper!

    Came the last night of sadness
    And it was clear she couldn't go on
    Then the door was open and the wind appeared
    The candles blew and then disappeared
    The curtains flew and then he appeared
    (Saying, "Don't be afraid")




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    Re: Neon Lights, Nobel Prize!

    Post  Psioncy on Fri May 02, 2014 5:16 am

    I'm gonna sing another song.

    POOP IS SHIT!

    POOP IS SHIT!

    Die before it happens tits.

    You are fkd, forever die.............

    Lie lie lie... LOLOLOLOLOL~!~~~@@!!!!


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    Re: Neon Lights, Nobel Prize!

    Post  Psioncy on Fri May 02, 2014 5:17 am

    OMG it's too funnny. But really......... poop, on this next mission. You are gonna DIE!!!!

    I have to laugh, it's like some kind of reflex.


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    Re: Neon Lights, Nobel Prize!

    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri May 02, 2014 10:10 am

    I'm in-fucking-destructible.

    I'm like the fucking Lone Ranger.

    I cannot be killed in battle.

    Speaking of leaders, the other day I met .... (drum roll please)..... THE LEADER

    I swear. I was introduced to some greaseball with oily hair like this. "He's the leader".

    Now, I was thinking that can't be right.

    Coz I AM the fucking Leader. Self-appointed. In my own mind.

    Seriously, until China drops this leader bullshit, it's always going to be a fucking caricature of a fucking joke of a country.

    All this ass-kissing shit makes for a lot of brown noses.

    And not much else.

    Oh by the way, Sciency, can you take me to your leader?

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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri May 02, 2014 10:14 am

    And seriously, all kidding aside,

    Is China being run by an alien race?

    Like the alien races, everyone has a "Leader".

    It's freakin' scary sci-fi shit, people.

    Wake the fuck up.

    Be afraid.

    Be very afraid.

    Of your leaders.

    And of how stupid you look kissing their asses.


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    Re: Neon Lights, Nobel Prize!

    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri May 02, 2014 12:14 pm

    This is my leader.

    And I never found my true direction in life.

    So I've been reduced to being a professional full-time ass-kisser doing meaningless work.


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    Re: Neon Lights, Nobel Prize!

    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri May 02, 2014 12:59 pm

    The more you look like you crawled out of a sewer

    And the more your hair is oily

    The more chance you have of being The Leader



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    Re: Neon Lights, Nobel Prize!

    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri May 02, 2014 1:01 pm

    sciency,

    you have a greasy smile

    and greasy hair

    and a greasy personality

    you might have a shot!

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    Re: Neon Lights, Nobel Prize!

    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri May 02, 2014 1:27 pm

    Leader Sciency,

    how may i kiss your ass today?

    i need to change the oil in my car. may i borrow your scalp?

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    Re: Neon Lights, Nobel Prize!

    Post  Psioncy on Fri May 02, 2014 2:20 pm

    Man, you just can't decide if you want to fuck my butt or kiss it.

    Bad news "Lone Ranger" you're getting neither.

    I don't swing that way.  Evil or Very Mad 

    Go find your Tonto. And bring him to Toronto.

    I think his name is Dongsuk, the Thai Ladyboy.  lol! 


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    Re: Neon Lights, Nobel Prize!

    Post  Psioncy on Fri May 02, 2014 2:26 pm

    That song keeps playing GTA San Andreas. Prolly why i posted this thread.

    That game is fucking awesome!

    I wish my computer could handle GTA V.

    I dont' think they even have it for GTA V. Only on Sony and X-Box. Check out some screenshots though, the graphics are fucking mindblowingly amazing.

    You'd be hard pressed to tell them from photographs.


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    Re: Neon Lights, Nobel Prize!

    Post  Psioncy on Fri May 02, 2014 2:27 pm

    GTA, btw, is based on the Tomb Raider engine.

    I'm gonna keep reminding people of this fact until I die. And then some way afterward.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat May 03, 2014 10:36 am

    yep, the graphics are getting better and more realistic.

    pretty soon you'll be part of the video game and a sniper in the video game will shoot you dead.

    why don't you get married and improve your finances rather than waste time with video games?

    these things are blood-sucking vampires. you start playing saturday night and next thing you know it's tuesday morning.
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    Post  Psioncy on Sat May 03, 2014 5:48 pm

    Yeah, that's why it's called RECREATION. It's something you're supposed to *want* to do in your free time.

    I like immersive RPGs with rich characters and storylines.

    Hack n' slash and mindless shooters do deaden your mind. I can't even get addicted to that crap.

    It's jsut like TV. People say it deadens the brain, but that really depends on what your watching.

    If you're watching documentaries, you're expanding your mind and gaining knowledge. Rather the opposite of brainrot.





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    Post  Psioncy on Sat May 03, 2014 5:56 pm

    I'm one of those "don't own a TV" snobs. But in fact I watch a fair number of shows via torrent download.

    All the cartoons, I love 'em. Futurama, Aqua Teen, family guy, SouthPark, etc. Futurama in particular is really clever.

    Once in a great while I'll DL a torrent where they forgot to cut out the commercials. And they *fascinate* me.

    I've been living here over a decade and haven't seen US TV commercials in all that time, so I'm just enthralled by them.

    I mean I haven't owned a TV in my adult life for that very reason, but I've so effectively kept them out of my life, I find myself craving some media mind-control and consumerism.

    I'd love to just walk into a Walmart or Target or wherever it is everyone shops now and just blow like 2 grande on stupid bullshit. Food dehydrators and the like.

    As it is here, I only go shopping once a year, at yashow or silk market. And I always buy the same items, so there's no thrill in it at all.


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    I'm thinking about running for President.

    Post  Psioncy on Sat May 03, 2014 6:11 pm

    Hey before you laugh, bear in mind that I am an American citizen by birth and over 35, and a man.

    So I pass all the requirements with flying colors.  As an added bonus I'm also white.

    I don't like either political party, so I'd have to start a new one.  Like maybe "The something or whatever Party".  I'll think about that later.

    Also I got no money, and people might not be inclined to cast their vote for a raging alky.  So I'll have to get some serious PR spin spun on that stuff.

    Once I'm established I think winning the election will be meiyou problemo.  I won't overcomplicate issues, or try to address anything too heavy with the public.  

    I'll jsut flat out buy the votes.  Like, hey vote for me and once I'm elected you'll get a free pizza.

    Right, that'll work.  I know I would vote for the guy who offered me a free pizza over some other dude that's just offering me nebulous ideology.

    There's no melted cheese on nebulous ideology.  Or tangy sauce, or pepperonis..... oh man I'm really craving a fkn pizza.


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    Re: Neon Lights, Nobel Prize!

    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 08, 2014 1:23 am

    I finished the game.

    That game is awesome, don't listen to what Pi says.

    That game combines interactive storylines/characters.... it is beuatifully written.

    Yeah it's very NEGRO, but well done negro. At least this proves I'm not as racist as him.



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    Post  Psioncy on Sun May 18, 2014 4:09 am

    I started GTA IV yesterday.

    It's crazy, the file decompression takes longer than the 14 gig download.

    It's a step down in some ways over SA. SA you could see the TR engine coming through it's full, efficient glory.

    GTA IV is slow-going and burdensome, even on my newerish PC.

    BUT... they kept the awesome humor. The radio stations, and they even have TV stations now!

    Ok, it's 2008, so I know that seems a bit behind the times, but to me it isn't. I've barely progressed.

    Just a week ago I was still psyched over GTA SA, and old TR4 games. Why?

    Cuz it's still the best computer gaming out there!

    Anyway, GTA IV is still pretty rocking in its own right, despite its obvious deficiencies.

    The storyline is stellar, and the humor is off the charts. Niko is a riot.


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    Post  Psioncy on Mon May 19, 2014 1:55 am

    This game is freaking incredible. You can watch TV in the game, and all the shows are produced by Rockstar with game graphics, using famous actors voices, with top-notch comedy. The game even has it's own internet, entirely in-game with all kinds of humorous websites to peruse.

    There is just nothing else that stacks up to the quality of the GTA franchise.

    It almost makes me feel bad about not paying for it. Almost.

    Well if anything they should be paying ME, cuz here I am promoting it. Right?

    There, I feel absolved.

    Actually I might consider paying for it if I even had that option. I have no fucking clue where I could go buy a legal version of it in Beijing. And if I asked around they'd probably just tell me to go download it for free. Duh!

    I wanna play GTA V. Holy shit, just look at the screenshots! I guess it's based on the San Andreas map again, but a little bigger this time. San Andreas seems really big at first, but once you start flying and jetpacking everywhere you find it's really a lot smaller than it seems. You could probably traverse the periphery of the entire map in 20 minutes on a pedal bike.


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    Post  Psioncy on Mon May 19, 2014 5:58 am

    They either toned down the difficulty on GTA IV, or I'm just getting really good at GTA.

    I've been playing it for 2-3 days now, pretty much most of my waking hours, and I think I've only failed one mission on my first try.

    I've only died once. Busted once.

    I wish I had money to burn, I go get one of those X-stations and a big HDTV to play GTA V on. They don't have it out for PC yet. Actually it'd make more sense to just spend that money on a kickass new computer system and play it on there.

    It seems like we should have hit the point by now where TV/computer/internet/phone/console are all-in-one. But no, we still got cable lines, landphone lines, and ADSL lines coming into most houses.

    Internet is slower and shittier than ever. I've got the premium service from China Unicrap, and it still craps out all the time, especially during peak hours. I fucking freak out when the internet goes down.

    Man, if were like the leader of a one world government or whatever, I'd make damn sure industry got it's shit together and developed this bitch to its full potential. I'd have super-routers on every block and cables the size of elephant cocks going into every single home on the planet. And free wifi, everywhere.


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    Post  Psioncy on Fri May 23, 2014 11:30 am

    I'm over the halfway point in GTA IV, and I still gotta say:  San Andreas was the better game.

    First off, it had more area and off-road shenanigans.  IV is all in "Liberty City", based on New York, which is just a grid.  So what you get is constant cornering, which gets old.

    Storywise and humorwise though I think they equal out.  Definitely the funniest shit I've ever heard in videogames.  IV has "Pisswasser" beer.  Check out the radio advert:

    http://images.wikia.com/gtawiki/images/1/12/Pisswasser_Radio_Ad.ogg

    Almost as funny as this "Clucking Bell" (Spoof of KFC)ad in SA:

    Oh bummer, there's no audio.  Here's the lyrics from gta.wiki.com :


    Cock-a-doodle-do, we're a huge corporation,
    Cock-a-doodle-do, and we can't be stopped,
    All you protesters can go to hell,
    It's time for Cluckin' Bell!

    The chicken is a bird with a tiny brain,
    So we assume he doesn't feel any pain,
    We shrink their heads and we breed 'em fast,
    Six wings, forty breasts, then they're gassed

    From the factory farm to your plate,
    The chicken's life is a sorry state,
    It's pumped full of chemicals, but what the hell,
    They even make my breasts swell!

    Filled full of hormones, so they get fat,
    At least we no longer slip in a rat,
    I love chicken with a shitty smell,
    And that's why I love Cluckin' Bell!


     lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!   That shit is soooo fucking funny!


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