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    Neon Lights, Nobel Prize!

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    Psioncy

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    Re: Neon Lights, Nobel Prize!

    Post  Psioncy on Fri May 23, 2014 11:55 am

    "Drive drunk off a pier!"   lol! 

    In the GTAIV TV commercial they actually show this happening with in-game graphics.

    I'm gonna go do it later, myself.  Virtually of course.  There are no actual piers to drive off in Beijing.

    The GTA universe is the most cynical and hysterical fucking thing I've ever experienced.  A sublime parody of the real world.

    You have to love a game that if you get bored with the main storyline missions of committing crimes, you can just start plowing down pedestrians or gunning down police helicopters.


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    The Great Splendini

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    Re: Neon Lights, Nobel Prize!

    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri May 23, 2014 1:50 pm

    you're too old to be playing video games.

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    Re: Neon Lights, Nobel Prize!

    Post  Psioncy on Fri May 23, 2014 2:12 pm

    PISSWASSER:  Don't drink it slow.

    3 AM?  Buy some blow!

    Sleep in the bathroom on the floor.

    What really matters anymore?

    All the crap you do... all day...

    Who fucking cares anyway!

    Pisswasser this is beer!

    Drive drunk off a pier!!!!!


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    Re: Neon Lights, Nobel Prize!

    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri May 23, 2014 2:29 pm

    Suck cocks in HELL, mothafucka.

    I'm all out of material.

    Got nothing.

    Fuck you. (an oldie, but a goodie)

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    Psioncy

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    Re: Neon Lights, Nobel Prize!

    Post  Psioncy on Fri May 23, 2014 2:50 pm

    Well that's fine, cuz I'm out of stuff myself.

    Listen to these guys from GTA:

    Pisswasser this is beer...

    DRIVE DRUNK OFF A PIER!@!


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    Re: Neon Lights, Nobel Prize!

    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri May 23, 2014 3:07 pm

    sorry, taking a break from this and all other forums.

    see yous laters, alligators.

    in a whiles, crocodiles.


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    Re: Neon Lights, Nobel Prize!

    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri May 23, 2014 3:20 pm

    Live.

    Die.

    Repeat.

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    Re: Neon Lights, Nobel Prize!

    Post  Psioncy on Fri May 23, 2014 5:51 pm

    PISSWASSER, THIS IS BEER...

    DRIVE DRUNK OFF A PIER!!!!!


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    Re: Neon Lights, Nobel Prize!

    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri May 23, 2014 6:39 pm

    the only girl i had any chance with is going away for a year to another country.

    how's that for luck!

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    Re: Neon Lights, Nobel Prize!

    Post  Psioncy on Sun May 25, 2014 6:58 pm

    Shit, that's the story of my life.

    Can't be in the same country.

    Have you played San Andreas? Fucking PLAY.IT.

    You can date girls in the game.

    It's not exactly the same, but in a way it's preferable to the real thing.

    Cuz you can bang the chick in five seconds and then continue on to do something fun afterwards.

    Like blow up cops.

    Which surely beats obligatory pillow talk, by a New York mile.


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