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    Psioncy

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    Crappy Valley

    Post  Psioncy on Tue May 06, 2014 8:58 pm

    I've never been to Happy Valley, and I get that kids like amusement parks, and that's fine.

    What I have a problem with is GROWN ADULTS who get psyched about them.  WTF is your problem, bitch?

    How about The Ravine of Despair!  Why don't you go *there*, huh?

    Go, now.  Off with you!


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    Re: Crappy Valley

    Post  Psioncy on Wed May 07, 2014 1:56 am

    This park is gonna rock -literally! A trail leads down the vertical cliff face of a dark mysty ominious ravine, old crumbly rock ledges breaking apart and tumbling into the mist. Maybe you hear a distant thud, maybe you don't. One misstep, and you're fucking dead as shit.

    Or horribly cripplingly injured, with no way to be rescued. You will lay broken at the bottom, utterly alone in the chilly darkness, until birds of prey arrive to slowly and methodically rip the flesh from your bones. The whole fucking ravine floor is lined with human skeletons, that's the whole theme of the park.

    The stench of death is everywhere.

    Nobody returns alive, cuz like there's rabid wolves and hyenas and fucking cthulus and imps and gargoyles and shit roaming around down there too. You can hear them coming easily from the clacking of the human bones they have to wade through to get anywhere. Sets of red eyes suddenly pierce through the dark mist to meet your gaze. The next thing you see are long razor sharp teeth and claws. And then nothing cuz the first thing they do is gouge your eyes out. I know that sounds bad, but in this case it's actually a merciful gesture, cuz you really don't want to see what they do to you after that.


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    Re: Crappy Valley

    Post  Psioncy on Wed May 07, 2014 2:03 am

    Pffff..... Probably nobody will even want to come to my Theme Park  Sad 

    Cuz the whole fucking world hates me.  Whatevs  Rolling Eyes

    I'll force you to go at gunpoint if need be.   Twisted Evil


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    "Okay, so it's not a plan. Look, I'm not good with plans."

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