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    The Great Splendini

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    a dog is a bit happier because of me

    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed May 07, 2014 2:29 pm

    guy down the street keeps a dog in a cage outside his office.

    there's no reason for it. there are trees and patch of grass.

    so it started driving me nuts. every time i walked by i saw the dog either lying down looking miserable or whining.

    so yesterday i lost it.

    I went nuts. I say "Hey, take the fucking dog out of the fucking cage and tie it to the fucking tree!"

    And today, I saw the dog tied to the tree. Yippee!

    THe leash is a bit short, but it's better than nothing.

    And I played with it for 20 minutes.

    Baby golden retriever. Goddamn is it ever cute.

    It was starving for contact and someone to play with.

    People, you need to spend time with your dogs.

    I'm gonna play with it every day when I walk by.

    But I fucking love dogs more than people.

    If there was a nuclear disaster and I had to kill Sciency or the dog to survive, it would be no contest.
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    Psioncy

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    Re: a dog is a bit happier because of me

    Post  Psioncy on Wed May 07, 2014 4:26 pm

    The Great Splendini wrote: I went nuts. I say "Hey, take the fucking dog out of the fucking cage and tie it to the fucking tree!"

    Wow, ur Chingchongese is pretty good! I wouldn't have known how to say "cage" or "tie".


    The Great Splendini wrote: If there was a nuclear disaster and I had to kill Sciency or the dog to survive, it would be no contest.

    Likewise, poochie and I would be dining on Pi jerky for quite some time. He can sniff shit out and guard camp. WTF can you do? Whine about all the societal ills that caused the apocalypse in the first place? Fat lot of good that's gonna do.


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    The Great Splendini

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    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed May 07, 2014 6:48 pm

    Yep, and no pat on the back for my good deed?

    Fuck YOU.

    What the fuck have you done for animals lately?

    Or insects, shrubs, or algae for that matter.

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    Psioncy

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    Re: a dog is a bit happier because of me

    Post  Psioncy on Wed May 07, 2014 6:55 pm

    The Great Splendini wrote:

    What the fuck have you done for animals lately?


    Does eating them count for anything?  

     lol!

    No, that was wery nice what you did for that widdle poochie.  Really.  cheers 

    You should go reward yourself with a big rack of babyback ribs, like a Flintstones sized portion.


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    "What is the plan?"
    "I kind of make the plan up as I go."
    "That's not really a plan then."
    "Okay, so it's not a plan. Look, I'm not good with plans."

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