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    The Great Splendini

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    Proof that God exists

    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat May 10, 2014 6:19 pm

    So I speak to this person and she tells me she's going to live in Thailand for year.

    And so I say ok, i'll come and visit you this summer.

    And what's the first thing she does?

    She tells the most annoying fucking human being that I'm trying to avoid and who is trying to get closer to me. So the next day he calls me up and tells me he wants to go to Thailand.

    She picked the absolute most fucking ANNOYING person around. This guy's quasi-stalking me.

    Is this just a coincidence?

    Nope. You can't make this shit up.

    If God wants to fuck with you, you're fucked.

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    Re: Proof that God exists

    Post  Psioncy on Sat May 10, 2014 7:16 pm

    Look, I don't mean to psychoanalyze you, but clearly these are both the same person.

    I mean, just add up the elements of this narrative and see what they spell out:

    A lady + A boy + Thailand

    All this he/she business is a clear case of gender confusion.  And you're probably already in Thailand.  Rolling Eyes 

    So just "go to Thailand" with "him" to see "her", and I'm sure this will all sort itself out.   study


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat May 10, 2014 7:45 pm

    No, she's the same stupid babbling cunt that handed over the proof-reading document.

    She's bad news and bad luck.

    And I will avoid her like the plague.

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    Post  Psioncy on Tue May 13, 2014 3:30 am

    Ok, my friend. All I'm hearing are the same three elements:

    1. Thailand 2. Lady 3. Boy.

    I'm sorry, but I can't help but draw the same conclusion as before.

    I hope you are happy, my friend. Who likes Thai LadyBoy Cocks.

    Me?

    I'm kinda looking for pussy.

    Can you understand this concept?

    At least help me out....


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    Re: Proof that God exists

    Post  Psioncy on Tue May 13, 2014 3:36 am

    Hey, maybe you have reached a higher level than me.

    Looking for cocks.

    I'm still at this lower level of pussy-seeking. So help me out here!


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    Re: Proof that God exists

    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue May 13, 2014 4:21 pm

    i don't know

    but i been told

    eskimo pussy

    is mighty cold

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    Re: Proof that God exists

    Post  Psioncy on Tue May 13, 2014 6:46 pm

    Yeah you *would* know, Nanuk.

    I heard it goes great with yellow snow.

    That's just lemonade.

    No it's not, it's dog pee.



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    Re: Proof that God exists

    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue May 13, 2014 10:19 pm

    just saw a girl with a see-through skirt.

    you could see her panties.

    it was the most see-through i've ever seen.

    she was with her bf.

    what bf in his right mind would allow his gf to walk around like that?

    weird, man.
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    Post  Psioncy on Wed May 14, 2014 2:26 am

    I've never related to the show-off mentality with women, but I recognize that a lot of guys have it, especially Chinese guys. It seems like such a shallow basis for a relationship, like they're more concerned with the outside world recognizing their trophy than they are in the actual girl.

    It's just one of those things I will never get cuz it's just too far outside my mentality. I've dated some drop dead gorgeous hotties that I wasn't that into, cuz their attitude sucks. I'd much rather walk down the street with a girl whose company I enjoy. Who gives a shit what the world thinks? WTF do they know? Nothing.

    Maybe that dude gets a thrill by people checking out his GF. Personally I don't want to see attention-seeking bullshit like that out of people, particularly cuz there are children in public. If a bitch wants to dress like that, fine, she can do it at a nightclub.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed May 14, 2014 1:47 pm

    showing off a trophy girl in public is one thing.

    but this girl made lady gaga look like a nun.

    i could see the colors and patterns on her skirt.

    i couldn't believe it at first. so i got closer to make sure my eyes weren't deceiving me.

    it's crass.

    but the thing is, it just attracts a lot of other men's stares.

    i was with this girl once (not a gf). she had stunning legs and she was wearing jean shorts. I was in the subway and every single guy was salivating looking at her. maybe other guys get off on this, but if it was my gf i would have told her to stop dressing like that.

    my ex back home was quite attractive but always dressed very conservatively.

    you attract the scum of the earth if you dress like a whore.

    and the 2 hottest girls i ever dated didn't last more than a week with each. neither of them seemed to like my fart jokes very much, but they liked asking for money. so i said fuck em.


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    Re: Proof that God exists

    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed May 14, 2014 1:47 pm

    showing off a trophy girl in public is one thing.

    but this girl made lady gaga look like a nun.

    i could see the colors and patterns on her panties.

    never seen that before. i couldn't believe it at first. so i got closer to make sure my eyes weren't deceiving me.

    it's crass.

    but the thing is, it just attracts a lot of other men's stares.

    i was with this girl once (not a gf). she had stunning legs and she was wearing jean shorts. I was in the subway and every single guy was salivating looking at her. maybe other guys get off on this, but if it was my gf i would have told her to stop dressing like that.

    my ex back home was quite attractive but always dressed very conservatively.

    you attract the scum of the earth if you dress like a whore.

    and the 2 hottest girls i ever dated didn't last more than a week with each. neither of them seemed to like my fart jokes very much, but they liked asking for money. so i said fuck em.
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    Re: Proof that God exists

    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 15, 2014 1:36 am

    What I think is funny is how much more and more you kept checking her out.

    It's just PANTIES, dude.  There's no pussy to see!

    Just go to a frkn beach fer chrissake.  I have seen many boobs at beaches.

    Not that I give a shit.  Not one or twenty.

    Or a hundred, or a thousand.

    Or a million or a billion or a trillion.

    Or... what comes next?

    A Fucktillion!

    Get over yourself, Honkey.  Rolling Eyes


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    Re: Proof that God exists

    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 15, 2014 1:39 am

    Did she have a bulge?  I bet that would've gotten your attention!

    If she had a big ding-dong under her skirt.

    You'd probably be so filled with rage, you'd punch her boyfriend in the pussy.

    Don't make me explain it, talk to Dongsuk.  In Thailand.   scratch


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    Re: Proof that God exists

    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 15, 2014 1:52 am

    Psioncy wrote:What I think is funny is how much more and more you kept checking her out.

    It's just PANTIES, dude.  There's no pussy to see!

    Just go to a frkn beach fer chrissake.  I have seen many boobs at beaches.

    Not that I give a shit.  Not one or twenty.

    Or a hundred, or a thousand.

    Or a million or a billion or a trillion.

    Or... what comes next?

    A Fucktillion!

    Get over yourself, Honkey.  Rolling Eyes

    In fact I'm having trouble pinning down just exactly how many shits I DO NOT GIVE!

    About *you*.

    It's a difficult number to come up with. I mean I could get into scientific notation, but I know you wouldn't undertand it. 10^999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 whatever.

    Let's just call it an infinity of turds, aimed in your direction.


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