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    Plan to climb the great wall on 30th.May

    Post  silkywave3 on Wed May 14, 2014 2:33 pm

    Anybody wants to join?
    Till now, two of my classmates and I will go together.
    One or two laowais wanted.  Mad 


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed May 14, 2014 8:51 pm

    it's not a good idea to introduce sciency to your friends.

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    Post  Psioncy on Wed May 14, 2014 11:00 pm

    You should definitely bring two. Laowai are like cats, if you have two they can entertain each other.



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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu May 15, 2014 12:31 pm

    The Great Wall made Fodor's Top 20 places to see before you die list.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri May 16, 2014 6:29 am

    Keep in mind that Sciency is confused about his sexual orientation.

    So will there be only girls there? That might make him uncomfortable.

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    Post  silkywave3 on Fri May 16, 2014 10:58 am

    Psioncy wrote:You should definitely bring two.  Laowai are like cats, if you have two they can entertain each other.

     I love you 


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    Post  Psioncy on Sun May 18, 2014 3:58 am

    Just like... don't even *respond* to Pi.

    What I've learned, and probably you have too, is that he's not even worth it.

    Do you talk to cockroaches scuttling about in ur kitchen at midnight?

    No, of course not, you just squash them. To oblivion.


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    Post  Psioncy on Sun May 18, 2014 4:04 am

    Don't ever make me climb the Great Wall with Pi.

    Cuz forget what I said about laowai and cats, we won't get along.

    I'll just end up atrociously murdering him.

    You and ur friends can help. Good, clean, family fun!

    That reminds me:

    @Pi, hey buddy, wanna go to the Great Wall with Me, Silky and friends?


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun May 18, 2014 9:05 am

    Do you know why cockroaches can survive for weeks on end after their heads have been severed?

    Because they have a slow digestive system.

    That's why.

    And that's why you can never kill me on the Great Wall.

    My digestive system is slower than yours.

    You will DIE long before I do.

    And long before anyone has time to find you up there.

    With all that in mind, if the invitation is still on, let me know.

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    Post  Psioncy on Sun May 18, 2014 9:16 am

    Ok, you fukn forever retarded dumbass.

    How does THIS say?

    I got some NEW PUSSY LINED UP.

    I'm gonna focus on that.

    How does that say with you?

    Wait, let me check my calendar......

    LOW AND BEHOLD

    I do not care!@!!!!!


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun May 18, 2014 2:45 pm

    Yeah, but she's gonna cast you out like a leper

    When she gets to know you.

    Then it's just you and my crapola-diarhhea-spiration.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun May 18, 2014 3:59 pm

    I'm gonna go all Eminem 8-Mile all over your ass, mothafucka.

    And rap you down.

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    Lol...

    Post  silkywave3 on Mon May 19, 2014 12:35 pm

    The Great Splendini wrote:Do you know why cockroaches can survive for weeks on end after their heads have been severed?

    Because they have a slow digestive system.

    That's why.

    And that's why you can never kill me on the Great Wall.

    My digestive system is slower than yours.

    You will DIE long before I do.

    And long before anyone has time to find you up there.

    With all that in mind, if the invitation is still on, let me know.

     affraid 


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon May 19, 2014 12:37 pm

    hey slicky,
    you're so fine
    you're so fine you blow my mind
    hey slicky!
    hey slicky!

    hey slickster, did you go to Ubud when you went to Bali?

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    I am neither slicky nor slickster

    Post  silkywave3 on Mon May 19, 2014 12:45 pm

    The Great Splendini wrote:hey slicky,
    you're so fine
    you're so fine you blow my mind
    hey slicky!
    hey slicky!

    hey slickster, did you go to Ubud when you went to Bali?

    But about Ubud, yes, we went to the Ubud empire palace -- it looks so small, nothing special.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon May 19, 2014 12:48 pm

    Fuck Lonely Planet up the ass.

    They make everything seem more EXOTIC than it actually is.

    You fly all the way out there and it's like taking a fucking shit.

    Thanks for the heads up!

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    So you access LP as well?

    Post  silkywave3 on Mon May 19, 2014 12:52 pm

    The Great Splendini wrote:Fuck Lonely Planet up the ass.

    They make everything seem more EXOTIC than it actually is.

    You fly all the way out there and it's like taking a fucking shit.

    Thanks for the heads up!

    CountZero and me are there, but recently I don't login it often, after it is censored, the most interesting part disappeared.
    I saw a LP real shop in the malysia airport to sell tourism stuff, books, clothes, bags etc.  Surprised 


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon May 19, 2014 1:55 pm

    you and The Cunt are where? On Lonely Planet's forum?

    And they censor anyone who says "this country is a shithole. don't bother." ?

    What's the ol' Cunt up to these days anyway?

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    I don't know where he is

    Post  silkywave3 on Mon May 19, 2014 4:48 pm

    Btw, I think you called him cunt, not polite and low.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon May 19, 2014 5:36 pm

    i was just testing you.
    it's good that you're standing up for your friends.
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    Post  Psioncy on Tue May 20, 2014 3:43 am

    Silkes is sticking up for Cunt Queero, cuz they are bestest buds together on another forum!?   Suspect 

    Need I remind everyone:  He's a pood!  A filthy stinkin' FKN POOD!!!!   affraid 

    This is *officially* a full-blown SCANDAL of epic proportions now.   Shocked  Shocked  Shocked  Shocked  Shocked  Shocked 

    .


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    hahaha

    Post  silkywave3 on Tue May 20, 2014 11:21 am

    Psioncy wrote:Silkes is sticking up for Cunt Queero, cuz they are bestest buds together on another forum!?   Suspect 

    Need I remind everyone:  He's a pood!  A filthy stinkin' FKN POOD!!!!   affraid 

    This is *officially* a full-blown SCANDAL of epic proportions now.   Shocked  Shocked  Shocked  Shocked  Shocked  Shocked 

    .
    As I said, I don't login there often recently, the thorn tree part is removed. I was there before.
    Because nobody else except him from TBJ there with me, so even enemy becomes friendly.  Cool 
    All other posters are just too decent/polite/serious to talk with, no dirty word allowed, not so free.  Shocked
    Count zero and me hold the same TBJ dirty secret, so as if we go to another strange place together, helpless so we formed a new unit, i.e., 'TBJ losers on LP'.  Surprised 


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    Post  Psioncy on Tue May 20, 2014 1:38 pm

    Silkes, it's ok. No need to explain your dalliance with the damned. You may do as you wish.

    I can't help but note how this sounds like the Montegues and the Capulets, plus Braveheart!

    I wouldn't know though, I dont' read travel guides.

    That's the kind of lone-wolf I am.

    I just go somewhere, and go out for a tour one day, and then spend the next two weeks drinking in my hotel room. Watching HBO and ordering in pizza.

    The *essense* of travel and foreign culture.


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    Post  Psioncy on Tue May 20, 2014 1:45 pm

    I just realized something

    (this is directed @ Poo, btw)

    Your name is Poo.

    That's only one letter shy of Pood.

    Think about it!

    If we were's playing "Hangman" you'd already have your second to last boot on, and ur damned cowboy hat. And ur both ur spurs.

    (Side note: we *are* playing Hangman)


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    Post  Psioncy on Tue May 20, 2014 2:00 pm

    By the way, the phrase was "Pi died in his boots with his spurs on playing hangman."

    Nice try Canuck, but next time leave the cowboying to the *real* Americans.

    Canaduhrr is not part of America: It belongs to "Eurasia" or whatever.

    Except the mineral rights. THOSE IS OURS!

    Yosemite Sam found them!

    And he's the most blue-blooded rootin' tootin' dag-knabbed 'merican if ever there was I sawed one!


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