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    Psioncy

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    Dear China: Everyone hates you

    Post  Psioncy on Mon May 19, 2014 5:34 am

    http://news.yahoo.com/beijing-sends-evacuation-ships-vietnam-021220227.html

    More than 3,000 Chinese have already been pulled out from Vietnam following the riots this past week that left two Chinese dead and injured about 100 others

    Yep, they are just straight up killing you in the street now in Vietnam.  

    All your neighbors fucking despise you.  How are you gonna be a world stuporpower without any allies and everyone and their dog hating your stinking guts?


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon May 19, 2014 8:19 am

    well, when i was in thailand i met a girl who hates china.

    some other guy said he hates chinese tourists.

    no one is impressed when you tell them you live and work in china.

    but to be fair, it's the same ol' thing with the US. most people hate americans.

    much of it is just based on politics.

    and let's be honest. if vietnam was the size of china, they'd be doing the exact same shit.

    big countries exert their power.




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    Re: Dear China: Everyone hates you

    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon May 19, 2014 8:21 am

    but come to think of it, the situation in china is different.

    US has enemies across the fucking ocean.

    but china has neighbors as enemies.

    could be an unsafe fucking place to live man.

    fucking mayhem could break out in the fucking streets any time.

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    Post  Psioncy on Mon May 19, 2014 8:59 am

    Yeah, China is an enemy of ALL her neighbors, with the exception of N. Korea and possibly Pakistan.

    I suppose as a US citizen, I owe them a thank you.  For taking the hate off us.

    Countries that previously gave us the boot, like Vietnam, S. Korea, and Fire Island, are now lining up to kiss bald-eagle ass once more.

    Good news G.I. Joe! At this rate sucky-sucky should drop back down to $5 in no time.  

    OMG you should hear flips talk about chinese, jesus they hate them like you wouldn't believe!  Especially the ones that have lived here.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon May 19, 2014 9:44 am

    Yeah, I bought a chicken skewer thing in Thailand and the guy was cursing Chinese tourists.

    Not sure if he just hates China or if there's something about their behavior as tourists he didn't like.

    Should have asked him.


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    Re: Dear China: Everyone hates you

    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon May 19, 2014 10:12 am

    anyway, i'm gonna start carrying something in my man bag.

    you're never safe in one of these backward countries with so many desperate people.

    if a mob attacks me, they're gonna kill me, but not before i take at least one of them down with me.

    after which we will proceed to tango in hell.

    that's how i roll motherfuckers.
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    Post  Psioncy on Mon May 19, 2014 10:46 am

    Well it also has a lot to do with the Chinese taking a marker to map and claiming the entire sea right to everyone's shorelines.

    But they talk shit to everyone. They're always at it with India. They even talk smack to Russia about how they're gonna take "back" Siberia. Fucking ridiculous. They can barely keep a lid on Xinjiang and Tibet as it is.

    Even hongkong wants out. One bullshit, two bullshits.

    You really can't compare the US empire to a what a Chinese one would be like. Sure the US gov is fkn evil and this and that. But comparatively speaking? Every one of those countries would be way better with the US lording over them than China, and they know that.

    I don't think we're really in a for a Chinese Century anyway, cuz like I said they have nothing but enemies. And things are gonna implode at some point. The scary thing though is that before that happens I really think with all this aggressive naval behavior, there's gonna be an incident, and that incident is gonna lead to a war.

    They're horny for a war with a weaker country to "prove" themselves.  Rolling Eyes 

    Maybe that foreign war will be what triggers the internal war. Think about it, if they get embroiled in a war the propaganda machine is gonna ratchet up something fierce. Foreign websites will be outright blocked, it'll be 100x the Orwellian nightmare it is now. And the people have had enough of a taste that they won't be going along with it.

    Plus the west will be hitting them with all kinds of sanctions. If the doors shut on trade with the US and Japan, a lot of rich fuckers are gonna be pissed about it.

    And who's got their back? N. Korea  lol! 





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    Me do the same

    Post  silkywave3 on Mon May 19, 2014 12:38 pm

    The Great Splendini wrote:anyway, i'm gonna start carrying something in my man bag.
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    Good analysis

    Post  silkywave3 on Mon May 19, 2014 12:41 pm

    Psioncy wrote:They're horny for a war with a weaker country to "prove" themselves.   Rolling Eyes 
     scratch 


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    Re: Dear China: Everyone hates you

    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon May 19, 2014 5:40 pm

    This might actually be the most dangerous part of the world to be living in.

    Things could get fucking ugly around here.

    Why did I come to China?

    To DIE.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon May 19, 2014 7:37 pm

    I happen to hate China too.

    Because I met a girl I loved here.

    And she cast me out like a leper.

    Would I start a war with China if I had my own country and army?

    You better fucking believe it!

    You're lucky I don't and I can't is all I can say.

    But I would if I could.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon May 19, 2014 8:50 pm

    Would I start by bombing the shit out of sciency's hovel?

    you betcha!

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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue May 20, 2014 11:30 pm

    holy shit. this could be serious.

    maybe it's a sign that we need to get the fuck out of here before it's too late.

    http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/682973-chinese-military-said-to-be-massing-near-the-vietnam-border/

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    Re: Dear China: Everyone hates you

    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue May 20, 2014 11:55 pm

    the thing is this...

    you cannot attack ordinary citizens living in your country because you don't like their govt's policies.

    if the vietnam govt tolerates this and doesn't punish the perpetrators, then it's almost like a declaration of war.

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    Post  Psioncy on Wed May 21, 2014 12:44 am

    The Great Splendini wrote:the thing is this...

    you cannot attack ordinary citizens living in your country because you don't like their govt's policies.

    if the vietnam govt tolerates this and doesn't punish the perpetrators, then it's almost like a declaration of war.


    Vietnamese gov did everything they could. They sent in riot police to protect the Chinese being evacuated.

    The only way they can be blamed is that they "allowed" the protests. Vietnam is like China, the gov has to approve the protest.

    And they approved it. But then it got totally out of hand, obviously.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed May 21, 2014 1:07 am

    ok.

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    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed May 21, 2014 10:41 pm

    now myanmar is also pissed off at something something something.

    when will all this hatred end?

    i tell you, man.

    if LOVE is a battlefield, then all this stuff is way way worse.

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    Post  Psioncy on Mon May 26, 2014 2:10 pm

    Your little slice of paradise ain't any better either. I heard three attacks happened in Thailand this week.

    I hope Dongsuk is OK  lol! 

    I heard that in Thailand you can't say anything negative about the king, even as a foreigner, or you will be brutally punished.

    I don't like that shit, man. Just *knowing* that + alcohol, I'm bound to talk some shit and get in trouble.

    It's just my M.O.







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    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon May 26, 2014 2:15 pm

    All Asian countries have serious problems.

    When I was in Thailand have a drink in a bar, a guy from New Zealand started talking about all the guys who were fleeced by Thai girls. Got married and they took their money.

    And then started babbling about how anyone could pay someone to whack someone else for little money.

    Thailand seems to attract a lot of criminals on the run from their own country (easy to get a visa?), low-lifes. Then when you add that 1 out of 10 thai women turns tricks for a living, you end up with a bit of a cess pool.

    Not everywhere I guess. Some parts of Thailand maybe are normal.

    But then factor in every few years there's a fucking attempted overthrow and it becomes a shit-hole.

    I think all Asian countries suck.

    Japan just came up with a stupid policy about creating another day off because people are over-worked. In many European countries, everyone takes a month off in August. It's a bloody joke.

    The best thing would be to find a good Chinese / Asian wife and get the hell out of here.


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    Post  Psioncy on Mon May 26, 2014 2:21 pm

    Yeah good advice:

    I don't know but I been told...

    Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!


    Still, you make Thailand sound appealing.  I have a Chinese wife already, but I don't know where the F she is.  So F it.

    And tropical girls do do it for me, as do Asian girls.  As do easy visa qualifications, and a willingness to hire degenerate alcoholics.

    All I need from the employer is a promise of a 1.  Private Apartment w/ internet access, toilet shower, and A/C. 2.  Fewer working hours  3.  Unlimitted Free Poon.

    Salary is barely even a concern here   Razz


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon May 26, 2014 2:31 pm

    I like the freakin' beaches. And it's smaller than China, so it's not land-locked.

    I have no idea about living there.

    One thing I read is that for teaching jobs, the pay sucks and the salaries haven't gone up in years.

    But if you got nothing else lined up, why not?

    Don't take my word for anything. Talk to people who have lived there if you're thinking of moving there.

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    Post  Psioncy on Mon May 26, 2014 2:32 pm

    I'll tell you this about Fire Island, it's a SHITHOLE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS.

    Especially Manila.... Jesus.

    In manila they will try to beg, rob, or cheat you by any means necessary from all directions.

    But.... smaller towns.... no problems.  The people are actually really nice and you will have zero problems.

    All the political problems on Fire Island stem from the southern Island of Mindanao, which is a muslim region.

    In Thailand it's the same, yeah?  Muslims making all the problems?

    Don't put me in the pro-jew camp (cuz you KNOW i'm not) when I say that Islam is like sandpaper.  Anywhere it exists, it grates upon its neighbors.  

    "Religion of Peace" My Ass!


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon May 26, 2014 2:33 pm

    Thailand might be a good place for retirement:

    - easier to get a retirement visa in thailand than china. can you even get one in china unless you're married to local?

    - cheaper cost of living than many places, but not a total undeveloped shit-hole. good medical care.

    - beaches!





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    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon May 26, 2014 2:35 pm

    I think Thailand is mostly Buddhist, don't give a shit, or Christian.

    All problems stem from desperate people who need money, as far as I know.

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    Post  Psioncy on Mon May 26, 2014 2:38 pm

    "Retirement visa"? No, china doesn't even have that. They just kick old expats out.

    My buddy (French) married a Thai girl. He said they were the best.

    And he definitely had other options open...

    Yeah, fuck politics. marry an island girl and forget about the stupid fkn World of Lies.

    Run a small hotel or a restaurant or something.



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