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    Psioncy

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    Sunglasses

    Post  Psioncy on Wed May 21, 2014 12:39 pm

    Everyone-a-body knows that the main porpoise of sunglasses is to protect you from the blinding, burning, horrific solar-shine.

    But they have a secondary effect as well.  They make you look cool as shit!

    Now, you can't go wearing your sunglasses at night unless you are Rick Springfield or whoever sung that monstrosity.  That would make a you a total worthless douche, as well.

    But.... and listen carefully... you can wear them at night -if you're *alone*.  

    That's right, I'm talking about wearing sunglasses in your home at night ALONE, where nobody can even see you.  And there is not even a mirror present.

    This is the absolute penultimate in coolness.   Cool


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    Re: Sunglasses

    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed May 21, 2014 8:04 pm

    if you wear them at night outside, people will think you're a serial killer.

    in the daytime, helps hide your eyes from your enemies.

    so when you see your enemies glancing at you, you don't want them to see your eyes because it lets them know what you're thinking.

    eyes are the window to the soul, kids.

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    Re: Sunglasses

    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 22, 2014 12:12 am

    Yeah they are.  That's why I avoid eye-contact at all costs.

    It's a disgusting habit.  Souls should never connect except during sex.  And that's strictly just for the purposes of getting off.

    I'm gonna start wearing sunglasses during sex.  That is if I can find someone to have sex with.

    Come on bitches, have you ever been fucked by a dude wearing sunglasses before?!  Cool 

    No. You haven't. And you're missing out bigtime!


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    "That's not really a plan then."
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