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    The Great Splendini

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    A Day in the Life of Sciency

    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu May 22, 2014 6:18 pm

    I think I'll take a shit.

    I think I'll have a smoke.

    I think I'll have a drink.

    I think I'll have another drink.

    I think I'll take a piss.

    I think I'll try every trick in the book to get laid.

    I think I'll have another drink.
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    Psioncy

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    Re: A Day in the Life of Sciency

    Post  Psioncy on Fri May 23, 2014 12:14 pm

    A day in The Life of Pi:


    Wake up, suck an egg.

    Shit up your butt for a while.

    Then post on SK.

    Enjoy some coffee.

    Then suck dildos.

    Check e-mail.

    Stick thumb up ass.

    Stick flagpole up ass.

    Fuck youself.

    Enjoy some lunch, in your butt.

    Play tonsil prostate hockey with a baboon's ass.

    Fuck a goat. Get fucked by a goat.

    Eat dinner. Take shower, put on panties.

    Take off panties.

    Fuck SOME MORE GOATS!

    Go to bed, rinse and repeat.



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    The Great Splendini

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    Re: A Day in the Life of Sciency

    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri May 23, 2014 1:33 pm

    you got me there?

    and.... get a life so i can stop posting on useless forums?

    hopefully.

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    Psioncy

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    Re: A Day in the Life of Sciency

    Post  Psioncy on Fri May 23, 2014 1:40 pm

    That's a really lame response consid3ering that this forum means the FUCKING UNIVERSE TO YOU.

    Me?

    Me no give a fuck. Capice ma?

    Now go fuck a goat or 590.


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    "It's all part of the plan."
    "What is the plan?"
    "I kind of make the plan up as I go."
    "That's not really a plan then."
    "Okay, so it's not a plan. Look, I'm not good with plans."
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    Psioncy

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    Re: A Day in the Life of Sciency

    Post  Psioncy on Fri May 23, 2014 1:44 pm

    Your fucking mouth is writing some seriously uncashable checks.

    The way you think is OK to talk to me, is so far from fucking OK, it's unOK. Ok ma?

    Ni huai shuo zhongguomen ma, mfkr?

    BU KEYI!

    WO XIASINI!

    Mingbaima, M'FKR?


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    "It's all part of the plan."
    "What is the plan?"
    "I kind of make the plan up as I go."
    "That's not really a plan then."
    "Okay, so it's not a plan. Look, I'm not good with plans."
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    Psioncy

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    Re: A Day in the Life of Sciency

    Post  Psioncy on Fri May 23, 2014 1:47 pm

    You don't even speak Chinkenese, do you, you canuck retaard?

    Well I got news for you.  I am definitely NOT a turdy canuckturdian.

    I hate your race, cuz you suck French ding=dongs all day.  The NORTH used to be better, until all those French dongs entered your forefathers mouthes.

    I'm talking about *AMERICA*!

    You ever heard of us, m'fkr?


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    "What is the plan?"
    "I kind of make the plan up as I go."
    "That's not really a plan then."
    "Okay, so it's not a plan. Look, I'm not good with plans."

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