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    Psioncy

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    Pibwasser, don't drink it slow...

    Post  Psioncy on Thu May 29, 2014 6:46 pm

    PiBwasser this is beer...

    Drive drunk off a Pier!


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    Re: Pibwasser, don't drink it slow...

    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri May 30, 2014 4:02 pm

    I was at Carrefour buying beer.

    And there was this German beer. The entire label was in German, except for one word.

    In big red letters the word "H E L L" was written on the bottle.

    I'm not making this up.

    Ha ha ha ha ha.

    We're all totally and utterly fucked.

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    Re: Pibwasser, don't drink it slow...

    Post  Psioncy on Fri May 30, 2014 4:43 pm

    Oh my god, alcohol is so fkn evil. You have no idea.

    I just poured about 100 kuai worth down the drain.

    I have to find a way to defeat this son-of-bitch or I'm surely a gonner.

    It just takes over your life and then proceeds to kill you. And you're helpless to stop it.

    It's just always laying in wait for your moment of weakness.

    I'll just go to the store to buy water or food, and somehow walk out with liquor.

    And it was planning to do that beforehand, and keeping it a secret from me. That's some sneaky shit.


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    Re: Pibwasser, don't drink it slow...

    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri May 30, 2014 8:46 pm

    yep.

    pick up some HELL german beer.

    and GO TO HELL.

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    Re: Pibwasser, don't drink it slow...

    Post  Psioncy on Sat Jun 07, 2014 2:37 am



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    Re: Pibwasser, don't drink it slow...

    Post  Psioncy on Sat Jun 07, 2014 2:37 am

    LOL! I never got *that* drunk, but still it's funny...


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    Re: Pibwasser, don't drink it slow...

    Post  Psioncy on Sat Jun 07, 2014 2:38 am

    PiBwasser... this is beer.

    Drive drunk, off a pier!


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    Re: Pibwasser, don't drink it slow...

    Post  Psioncy on Sat Jun 07, 2014 2:39 am

    3 A.M.?  Buy some blow!

    PiBwasser this is beer...

    Drive drunk, off a pier!


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    Re: Pibwasser, don't drink it slow...

    Post  Psioncy on Sat Jun 07, 2014 4:29 am

    PiBwasser this is beer.......

    Drive drunk... off a pier!

    PiBwasser don't drink it slow..

    3 A.M. buy some blow!


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    "I kind of make the plan up as I go."
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