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    The Great Splendini

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    why does sciency go to family reunions?

    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Jun 06, 2014 1:15 pm

    to get LAID.

    fucking inbreed that he is.

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    Psioncy

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    Re: why does sciency go to family reunions?

    Post  Psioncy on Fri Jun 06, 2014 11:36 pm

    Fuck you, you motherfucking asshole!

    that's a joke about REDNECKS, you fucking twit.

    Do I look like a fucking REDNECK?  Some hick m'fkr with a gun-rack on his Ford 250 and Yosemite Sam mudflaps?

    Some trailer-trash fucking Budweiser-drinking country-music-listenin' chaw-spitting deerhunting shitbag?

    No.  I'm way and far lower than all that.  Or higher, depending on your perspective.  At any rate, them's just my friends where I come from.  I'm an entirely different beast altogether, I assure you.

    But whatevs  Rolling Eyes 

    I can take some comfort in knowing that despite everything...

    At least I'm not some pissy fucking homo CANADIAN!   lol!


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    Psioncy

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    Re: why does sciency go to family reunions?

    Post  Psioncy on Fri Jun 06, 2014 11:47 pm

    Canadian history in a nutshell:

    Sucked French dick, then sucked British dick (until the 1980s!). Currently sucking American dick.

    Your entire country is nothing but an overglorified cock-whore. Made half out of ice and the half out of PC nightmare. All the rest is just trees and yellow snow, which you do in fact eat. Let's just be honest about that.


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    Psioncy

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    Re: why does sciency go to family reunions?

    Post  Psioncy on Fri Jun 06, 2014 11:50 pm

    Here's a Canadian joke for everyone:

    Q:  Why did Pi buttfuck a seal while slobbing syrup off a moosecock, with a Molsen in hand and a hockey stick shoved up his ass?

    A:  Because he's *Canadian*.  Ba-dump-bump-ching!


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    "It's all part of the plan."
    "What is the plan?"
    "I kind of make the plan up as I go."
    "That's not really a plan then."
    "Okay, so it's not a plan. Look, I'm not good with plans."

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