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    Is your wife or GF a WHORE? The answer *may* surprise you...

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    Psioncy

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    Is your wife or GF a WHORE? The answer *may* surprise you...

    Post  Psioncy on Mon Jun 30, 2014 2:17 am

    It's almost definitely YES.

    Look out for these tell-tale signs:

    Does she

    1.  Fuck and suck strangers for cash?
    2.  Go "shopping"?
    3.  Leave town to "visit family".
    4.  Have a "job"?

    What I've just done is list four equally the same things that are all code for professional whore.

    FAQ:

    Q:  But my wife loves me!
    A:  Well while that may be true in a completely trivial and meaningless sense, you can also be sure she regards the $50 she makes sucking off the check-out manager at your local supermarket as something far more practical.

    Q:  Ok, so then WHERE'S ALL THE MONEY?
    A:  There's a whole sector of banking called "Whore IRA".  She's got it there until she dumps you and retires in the Tropics, leaving you penniless and more than likely dangling from a rope.

    Q:  My wife is a sweet innocent girl who is always honest with me.
    A:  ROLFLMAO!  Oh jesus, come on.  You ever notice how women are statistically the same as retard shit when it comes to driving?  Then ask yourself, why are men getting all the traffic violations?  Your wife has probably sucked off an entire police squad twice over in the past year.


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